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Blu Cazalet

SL 2 RL? CROSSING BORDERS

Join date: 28 Jul 2007

Posts: 189

04-25-2008 23:32

SL logins failed
What will we do with our time?
We may find Real Life

Ok....just for the hell of it...a Haiku poem has 3 lines. First line has 5 syllables, second line, 7 and the last line also 5. The lines all must connect in meaning...not just random sentences.

What can you do?

-Blu

Marianne McCann

Feted Inner Child

Join date: 23 Feb 2006

Posts: 7,145

04-25-2008 23:35

(A few I've done over time)

It was unforseen
We cannot connect you now
Try again later

You have been logged out
All your IMs can be read
But you are not there

Why does my prim drift?
Lag can be a harsh mistress
And it is Sunday

Despite best efforts
You can not log in right now
The poor hamster died

No water ripples
My computer is too slow
Shaders are all off

In the casino
The Gorean ageplayer
closed their bank account

I have ten Lindens
Twenty-one hours in a chair
I play "Second Life"

I has a prim kitty
She once made me a cookie
But then she ated it.

_____________________

"There's nothing objectionable nor illegal in having a child-like avatar in itself and we must assume innocence until proof of the contrary." - Lewis PR Linden
"If you find children offensive, you're gonna have trouble in this world

" - Prospero Linden

Maggie McArdle

FIOS hates puppies

Join date: 8 May 2006

Posts: 2,855

04-25-2008 23:48

I cannot connect
despite best efforts no joy
the dust bunnies laugh

_____________________

There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about lindens. Another, another interesting, uh, lindenism, uh, there are only three jobs available to a linden. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.You can bake cookies in a tree. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every linden aspires to.

Kenbro Utu

Registered User

Join date: 26 Sep 2006

Posts: 483

04-25-2008 23:53

I did clear the cache
I have reinstalled three times
Inventory still hides

Blu Cazalet

SL 2 RL? CROSSING BORDERS

Join date: 28 Jul 2007

Posts: 189

04-26-2008 00:01

The dance balls won't rezz
My hair is stuck up my ass
I see gray people

Maggie McArdle

FIOS hates puppies

Join date: 8 May 2006

Posts: 2,855

04-26-2008 00:07

Grid is down again
Monkeys beat out a sad song
the hamster watches

_____________________

There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about lindens. Another, another interesting, uh, lindenism, uh, there are only three jobs available to a linden. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.You can bake cookies in a tree. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every linden aspires to.

Kenbro Utu

Registered User

Join date: 26 Sep 2006

Posts: 483

04-26-2008 00:18

New skin I must have
Lindens earned handed over
Wait... transaction stale

Maggie McArdle

FIOS hates puppies

Join date: 8 May 2006

Posts: 2,855

04-26-2008 00:29

Dressing for a date
Abrupt return to real life
No sexxors for me

_____________________

There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about lindens. Another, another interesting, uh, lindenism, uh, there are only three jobs available to a linden. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.You can bake cookies in a tree. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every linden aspires to.

Usagi Musashi

UM ™®

Join date: 24 Oct 2004

Posts: 6,083

04-26-2008 01:07

Cute phase

I call rl when i have a little almost 3 year old come up to me and say.....what about me

then thats how i spend my down time

Kelli May

karmakanic

Join date: 7 Oct 2006

Posts: 1,135

04-26-2008 03:32

Teenage turtles twirl
Like springtime blossom blowing.
We pause but we still lag.

_____________________

Do worried sheep have nervous ticks?

Karmakanix@Sin-Labs http://slurl.com/secondlife/Circe/170/197/504
Karmakanix on SLX http://www.slexchange.com/modules.php?name=Marketplace&MerchantID=61062

Dekka Raymaker

thinking very hard

Join date: 4 Feb 2007

Posts: 3,898

04-26-2008 04:07

Linden sea is black
Revolutionary plan
Windlight in the works

Maggie McArdle

FIOS hates puppies

Join date: 8 May 2006

Posts: 2,855

04-26-2008 05:33

Morning wakes sunny
I brew coffee and log in
Hair is in my butt

_____________________

There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about lindens. Another, another interesting, uh, lindenism, uh, there are only three jobs available to a linden. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.You can bake cookies in a tree. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every linden aspires to.

Deira Llanfair

Deira to rhyme with Myra

Join date: 16 Oct 2006

Posts: 2,315

04-26-2008 05:45

SL morning rise
Jerry gives me a parrot
I rebuild my rink

_____________________

Deira

Must create animations for head-desk and palm-face!.

Dakota Tebaldi

Voodoo Child

Join date: 6 Feb 2008

Posts: 1,873

04-26-2008 05:58

Asset server down
Buy, dress, rez do not work right.
Meanwhile, try Dazzle!

Bother us no more
The issue has been [RESOLVED].
Comments are now closed.

Maggie McArdle

FIOS hates puppies

Join date: 8 May 2006

Posts: 2,855

04-26-2008 06:08

Saturday morning
Sun streams warmly through the mist
I go back to sleep

M Linden now here
Philip tinkers with the grid
The sequined vest mourns

Monkeys bang harder
their best efforts bring no peace
asset server laughs

_____________________

There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about lindens. Another, another interesting, uh, lindenism, uh, there are only three jobs available to a linden. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.You can bake cookies in a tree. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every linden aspires to.

Nika Talaj

now you see her ...

Join date: 2 Jan 2007

Posts: 5,449

04-26-2008 08:15

Cherry blossoms drift
slow as a fail'd teleport
to unseen gardens
.

Usagi Musashi

UM ™®

Join date: 24 Oct 2004

Posts: 6,083

04-26-2008 09:13

Sorry but Cherry blossoms season was short here so.Oh nowonder!!!!!!

Raymond Tuxing

Registered User

Join date: 23 Sep 2006

Posts: 7

04-26-2008 09:23

Around and around
Words on a virtual sign
Spinning endlessly

Saucy Hooker

Registered User

Join date: 17 Mar 2008

Posts: 22

05-06-2008 14:52

face turned the color of mud
ah wonderous release canidate
must give up my trade.

Trout Recreant

Public Enemy No. 1

Join date: 24 Jul 2007

Posts: 4,873

05-06-2008 15:01

Hair is up your butt
Where did my airplane go now?
Must have crossed a sim.

Where are my Lindens?
My bank account is empty.
Must be LL's fault.

I am on fire
Must have angered a griefer
Now I am in space

_____________________

From: Jerboa Haystack

A Trout Rating (tm) is something to cherish. To flaunt and be proud of. It is something all women should aspire to obtain!

Bruise Shepherd

just passing through

Join date: 23 Jun 2007

Posts: 118

05-06-2008 15:21

The lovers embrace,
alone, in a crowded room,
lips pressed together.

_____________________

Yumi Murakami

DoIt!AttachTheEarOfACat!

Join date: 27 Sep 2005

Posts: 6,860

05-06-2008 15:25

(Sorry, but I'm in a geeky mood. Don't try and pronounce any of the symbols.)

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Isabeau Imako

P'tite Poulette

Join date: 13 Sep 2007

Posts: 2,335

05-06-2008 15:46

Bought two pastries
For today, For tomorrow
Ate both now, Am sad

_____________________

From: Macphisto Angelus

Just remember what my dear Grammy always says: "F**k 'em!"

Blu Cazalet

SL 2 RL? CROSSING BORDERS

Join date: 28 Jul 2007

Posts: 189

05-06-2008 15:53

Forums read from work,
Not getting much done today
Boss would NOT approve!

-Blu-

_____________________

-Blu-

Thinking about taking your SL relationship to RL? Or maybe you have done that already....Crossing Borders is for YOU! Check us out in-world, contact me or Duane Coakes for more information.

Rhaorth Antonelli

Registered User

Join date: 15 Apr 2006

Posts: 7,425

05-06-2008 17:32

an ess ell haiku
to tell of all my sorrows
it failed to compute

_____________________

From: someone

Morpheus Linden: But then I change avs pretty often too, so often, I look nothing like my avatar.

They are taking away the forums... it could be worse, they could be taking away the forums AND Second Life...

Haiku, do you?
Blu Cazalet SL 2 RL? CROSSING BORDERS Join date: 28 Jul 2007 Posts: 189	04-25-2008 23:32 SL logins failed What will we do with our time? We may find Real Life Ok....just for the hell of it...a Haiku poem has 3 lines. First line has 5 syllables, second line, 7 and the last line also 5. The lines all must connect in meaning...not just random sentences. What can you do? -Blu
Marianne McCann Feted Inner Child Join date: 23 Feb 2006 Posts: 7,145	04-25-2008 23:35 (A few I've done over time) It was unforseen We cannot connect you now Try again later You have been logged out All your IMs can be read But you are not there Why does my prim drift? Lag can be a harsh mistress And it is Sunday Despite best efforts You can not log in right now The poor hamster died No water ripples My computer is too slow Shaders are all off In the casino The Gorean ageplayer closed their bank account I have ten Lindens Twenty-one hours in a chair I play "Second Life" I has a prim kitty She once made me a cookie But then she ated it. _____________________ "There's nothing objectionable nor illegal in having a child-like avatar in itself and we must assume innocence until proof of the contrary." - Lewis PR Linden "If you find children offensive, you're gonna have trouble in this world " - Prospero Linden
Maggie McArdle FIOS hates puppies Join date: 8 May 2006 Posts: 2,855	04-25-2008 23:48 I cannot connect despite best efforts no joy the dust bunnies laugh _____________________ There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about lindens. Another, another interesting, uh, lindenism, uh, there are only three jobs available to a linden. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.You can bake cookies in a tree. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every linden aspires to.
Kenbro Utu Registered User Join date: 26 Sep 2006 Posts: 483	04-25-2008 23:53 I did clear the cache I have reinstalled three times Inventory still hides
Blu Cazalet SL 2 RL? CROSSING BORDERS Join date: 28 Jul 2007 Posts: 189	04-26-2008 00:01 The dance balls won't rezz My hair is stuck up my ass I see gray people
Maggie McArdle FIOS hates puppies Join date: 8 May 2006 Posts: 2,855	04-26-2008 00:07 Grid is down again Monkeys beat out a sad song the hamster watches _____________________ There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about lindens. Another, another interesting, uh, lindenism, uh, there are only three jobs available to a linden. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.You can bake cookies in a tree. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every linden aspires to.
Kenbro Utu Registered User Join date: 26 Sep 2006 Posts: 483	04-26-2008 00:18 New skin I must have Lindens earned handed over Wait... transaction stale
Maggie McArdle FIOS hates puppies Join date: 8 May 2006 Posts: 2,855	04-26-2008 00:29 Dressing for a date Abrupt return to real life No sexxors for me _____________________ There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about lindens. Another, another interesting, uh, lindenism, uh, there are only three jobs available to a linden. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.You can bake cookies in a tree. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every linden aspires to.
Usagi Musashi UM ™® Join date: 24 Oct 2004 Posts: 6,083	04-26-2008 01:07 Cute phase I call rl when i have a little almost 3 year old come up to me and say.....what about me then thats how i spend my down time
Kelli May karmakanic Join date: 7 Oct 2006 Posts: 1,135	04-26-2008 03:32 Teenage turtles twirl Like springtime blossom blowing. We pause but we still lag. _____________________ Do worried sheep have nervous ticks? Karmakanix@Sin-Labs http://slurl.com/secondlife/Circe/170/197/504 Karmakanix on SLX http://www.slexchange.com/modules.php?name=Marketplace&MerchantID=61062
Dekka Raymaker thinking very hard Join date: 4 Feb 2007 Posts: 3,898	04-26-2008 04:07 Linden sea is black Revolutionary plan Windlight in the works
Maggie McArdle FIOS hates puppies Join date: 8 May 2006 Posts: 2,855	04-26-2008 05:33 Morning wakes sunny I brew coffee and log in Hair is in my butt _____________________ There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about lindens. Another, another interesting, uh, lindenism, uh, there are only three jobs available to a linden. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.You can bake cookies in a tree. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every linden aspires to.
Deira Llanfair Deira to rhyme with Myra Join date: 16 Oct 2006 Posts: 2,315	04-26-2008 05:45 SL morning rise Jerry gives me a parrot I rebuild my rink _____________________ Deira Must create animations for head-desk and palm-face!.
Dakota Tebaldi Voodoo Child Join date: 6 Feb 2008 Posts: 1,873	04-26-2008 05:58 Asset server down Buy, dress, rez do not work right. Meanwhile, try Dazzle! Bother us no more The issue has been [RESOLVED]. Comments are now closed.
Maggie McArdle FIOS hates puppies Join date: 8 May 2006 Posts: 2,855	04-26-2008 06:08 Saturday morning Sun streams warmly through the mist I go back to sleep M Linden now here Philip tinkers with the grid The sequined vest mourns Monkeys bang harder their best efforts bring no peace asset server laughs _____________________ There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about lindens. Another, another interesting, uh, lindenism, uh, there are only three jobs available to a linden. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.You can bake cookies in a tree. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every linden aspires to.
Nika Talaj now you see her ... Join date: 2 Jan 2007 Posts: 5,449	04-26-2008 08:15 Cherry blossoms drift slow as a fail'd teleport to unseen gardens .
Usagi Musashi UM ™® Join date: 24 Oct 2004 Posts: 6,083	04-26-2008 09:13 Sorry but Cherry blossoms season was short here so.Oh nowonder!!!!!!
Raymond Tuxing Registered User Join date: 23 Sep 2006 Posts: 7	04-26-2008 09:23 Around and around Words on a virtual sign Spinning endlessly
Saucy Hooker Registered User Join date: 17 Mar 2008 Posts: 22	05-06-2008 14:52 face turned the color of mud ah wonderous release canidate must give up my trade.
Trout Recreant Public Enemy No. 1 Join date: 24 Jul 2007 Posts: 4,873	05-06-2008 15:01 Hair is up your butt Where did my airplane go now? Must have crossed a sim. Where are my Lindens? My bank account is empty. Must be LL's fault. I am on fire Must have angered a griefer Now I am in space _____________________ From: Jerboa Haystack A Trout Rating (tm) is something to cherish. To flaunt and be proud of. It is something all women should aspire to obtain!
Bruise Shepherd just passing through Join date: 23 Jun 2007 Posts: 118	05-06-2008 15:21 The lovers embrace, alone, in a crowded room, lips pressed together. _____________________
Yumi Murakami DoIt!AttachTheEarOfACat! Join date: 27 Sep 2005 Posts: 6,860	05-06-2008 15:25 (Sorry, but I'm in a geeky mood. Don't try and pronounce any of the symbols.) default { state_entry() { llOwnerSay("You're " + ((string) llGetOwner()));}}
Isabeau Imako P'tite Poulette Join date: 13 Sep 2007 Posts: 2,335	05-06-2008 15:46 Bought two pastries For today, For tomorrow Ate both now, Am sad _____________________ From: Macphisto Angelus Just remember what my dear Grammy always says: "F**k 'em!"
Blu Cazalet SL 2 RL? CROSSING BORDERS Join date: 28 Jul 2007 Posts: 189	05-06-2008 15:53 Forums read from work, Not getting much done today Boss would NOT approve! -Blu- _____________________ -Blu- Thinking about taking your SL relationship to RL? Or maybe you have done that already....Crossing Borders is for YOU! Check us out in-world, contact me or Duane Coakes for more information.
Rhaorth Antonelli Registered User Join date: 15 Apr 2006 Posts: 7,425	05-06-2008 17:32 an ess ell haiku to tell of all my sorrows it failed to compute _____________________ From: someone Morpheus Linden: But then I change avs pretty often too, so often, I look nothing like my avatar. They are taking away the forums... it could be worse, they could be taking away the forums AND Second Life...

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