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Trout Recreant
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12-14-2007 12:47
From: Okiphia Rayna I have 3 lexes And I used the alimony I got from them to buy these cars. Lindal: I am not morbid! That hurt. I'm making the huge sacrifice of forgoing a decent burial so that generation after generation of children will have the benefit of having someone read them a book. Do you realize how rare it is for people to read to their kids? It's so sad! Here I am, wanting to make sure that the children are read to, and you call me all dark and morbid. For God's sake! Think of the children! Besides, my only other option that I liked was being skinned and made into a really cool jacket and some boots. If I ever work up the nerve to get a really awesome tattoo, I could be turned into a wall hanging. Or a rug. Like a bearskin rug. With my head, feet and hands left on. A little like this:  STEALTH GODWINED!! Hah!
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Lucrezia Lamont
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12-14-2007 12:48
From: Okiphia Rayna or elsewhere... LMAO. Indeed... indeed. The mind teems.
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Damanios Thetan
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12-14-2007 12:56
From: Oryx Tempel What's the plural of Lexus, as in the car?
"I have 3 Lexuses" or "I have 3 Lexi" or "I have 3 Lexii?" From wikipedia: "Despite the official pluralized form of Lexus being simply Lexus, the public has also made its own derivatives (the most popular derivative being 'Lexi')." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LexusYes it is actually on wikipedia... BTW, Lexus is owned by Toyota, so there are rumours of a Lexus Prius. Can somebody please give me the plural on that? |
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Bodhisatva Paperclip
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12-14-2007 13:00
Don't fall for that Lexi con.
(Ha! Works on so many levels!)
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Brenda Connolly
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12-14-2007 13:02
From: Damanios Thetan From wikipedia: "Despite the official pluralized form of Lexus being simply Lexus, the public has also made its own derivatives (the most popular derivative being 'Lexi')." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LexusYes it is actually on wikipedia... BTW, Lexus is owned by Toyota, so there are rumours of a Lexus Prius. Can somebody please give me the plural on that? No, but a shot of Tetracycline should clear it up.
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Ann Launay
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12-14-2007 13:03
You gave him what he wanted. *sigh*
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Brenda Connolly
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12-14-2007 13:05
From: Ann Launay You gave him what he wanted. *sigh* Does that mean I was helpful? Damn, I'm slipping.
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Jocgart Larsen
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12-14-2007 13:07
This offtopic is cool, love it! 
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Nimbus Rau
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12-14-2007 13:10
From: Okiphia Rayna its phantom, I remembered that ^_^ But did you make the water splashable? It'd be such an anticlimax to fall all that way right into the water only to find that it didn't splash! |
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Lindal Kidd
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12-14-2007 13:13
From: Bodhisatva Paperclip Don't fall for that Lexi con.
(Ha! Works on so many levels!) GROANNNN. Hideous. Delightfully hideous. I see, sir, that you are a puissant paronomasiac. You have won the thread, congratulations. Please climb this 280 meter spiral ramp to claim your prize.
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Lucrezia Lamont
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12-14-2007 13:16
From: Ann Launay You gave him what he wanted. *sigh* I thought the sarcasm and derision was pretty obvious throughout. Then again, some people are thick.
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Lindal Kidd
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12-14-2007 13:19
From: Trout Recreant ...Lindal: I am not morbid! That hurt. I'm making the huge sacrifice of forgoing a decent burial so that generation after generation of children will have the benefit of having someone read them a book. Do you realize how rare it is for people to read to their kids? It's so sad! Here I am, wanting to make sure that the children are read to, and you call me all dark and morbid. For God's sake! Think of the children!
Besides, my only other option that I liked was being skinned and made into a really cool jacket and some boots. If I ever work up the nerve to get a really awesome tattoo, I could be turned into a wall hanging. Or a rug. Like a bearskin rug. With my head, feet and hands left on. You are so being morbid. You and your Stuffed Trout or Fireside Trout Rug. Though the boots may have some possibilities. What are these strange obsessions going around, anyway? Oryx and her sudden passion for parasites, yours with experiencing taxidermy from the insider's perspective....I hope to gosh it isn't catching. /me sniffles. My friends are all acting...weird. Weirder.
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Brenda Connolly
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12-14-2007 13:21
If you ask me, this has turned into a pretty nice little Friday thread, no matter who started it or why. However the day is still young.
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12-14-2007 13:22
From: Lindal Kidd You are so being morbid. You and your Stuffed Trout or Fireside Trout Rug. Though the boots may have some possibilities. What are these strange obsessions going around, anyway? Oryx and her sudden passion for parasites, yours with experiencing taxidermy from the insider's perspective....I hope to gosh it isn't catching.
/me sniffles. My friends are all acting...weird. Weirder. Your friends have been replaced. /me points to the Pods.
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Trout Recreant
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12-14-2007 13:25
I was wrong - there's another option. I could be made into a giant omlette and feed the population of a small village for days: 
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Damanios Thetan
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12-14-2007 13:27
From: Lindal Kidd You are so being morbid. You and your Stuffed Trout or Fireside Trout Rug. Though the boots may have some possibilities. What are these strange obsessions going around, anyway? Oryx and her sudden passion for parasites, yours with experiencing taxidermy from the insider's perspective....I hope to gosh it isn't catching.
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Brenda Connolly
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12-14-2007 13:28
From: Trout Recreant I was wrong - there's another option. I could be made into a giant omlette and feed the population of a small village for days: See Conan for the Ham.
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Ann Launay
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12-14-2007 13:30
From: Lucrezia Lamont I thought the sarcasm and derision was pretty obvious throughout. Then again, some people are thick. lol, did you just call me thick?
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Damanios Thetan
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12-14-2007 13:32
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Lindal Kidd
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12-14-2007 13:41
From: Brenda Connolly See Conan for the Ham. No need. Trout's the ham. Alive OR dead.
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Trout Recreant
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12-14-2007 13:51
From: Lindal Kidd No need. Trout's the ham. Alive OR dead. I'm more of a turkey.
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Okiphia Rayna
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12-14-2007 13:53
From: Nimbus Rau But did you make the water splashable? It'd be such an anticlimax to fall all that way right into the water only to find that it didn't splash! Nopers lol..I;ll do it now tho =P
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Lucrezia Lamont
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12-14-2007 13:56
From: Ann Launay lol, did you just call me thick? No no no no -- not YOU! Ack. No! Apologies if you thought that.
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12-14-2007 14:03
From: Lucrezia Lamont No no no no -- not YOU! Ack. No! Apologies if you thought that. Oh yes, I was highly offended.  Pass the catnip, wouldja?
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12-14-2007 14:04
From: Lindal Kidd No need. Trout's the ham. Alive OR dead. 
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~Now Trout Re-Re-Re-Certified!~ From: someone I am bumping you to an 8.5 on the Official Trout Measuring Instrument of Sluttiness. You are an enigma - on the one hand a sweet, gentle, intelligent woman who we would like to wrap up in our arms and protect, and on the other, a temptress to whom we would like to do all sorts of unmentionable things.
Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut.
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