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Why bots > humans

Phil Deakins
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09-30-2008 18:01
They don`t run around naked with attachments
They don`t spam "chicks" with "IMA SEX!!!"
They don`t look around in stores for hours to tp out without buying anything (they never buy anything)
They never claim to be smart or civilized
They don`t use the forums (thank god...)
etc.
etc.
etc.
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Alicia Sautereau
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09-30-2008 18:02
Rofl
Weston Graves
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09-30-2008 18:06
They buy land . . .
Ponsonby Low
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09-30-2008 18:07
From: Phil Deakins
They don`t run around naked with attachments
They don`t spam "chicks" with "IMA SEX!!!"
They don`t look around in stores for hours to tp out without buying anything (they never buy anything)
They never claim to be smart or civilized
They don`t use the forums (thank god...)
etc.
etc.
etc.


They could if you programmed them to.

Except maybe for the forums posting. Though sometimes I wonder....
Peggy Paperdoll
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09-30-2008 18:07
They're free models for clothes. :)
Damien1 Thorne
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09-30-2008 18:08
From: Phil Deakins
They don`t use the forums (thank god...)

Are you worried that your bots would complain about how you treat them? :p
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Ceka Cianci
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09-30-2008 18:18
From: Phil Deakins
They don`t run around naked with attachments
They don`t spam "chicks" with "IMA SEX!!!"
They don`t look around in stores for hours to tp out without buying anything (they never buy anything)
They never claim to be smart or civilized
They don`t use the forums (thank god...)
etc.
etc.
etc.

wow he sounds better than my last BF!!
whats his name?ima sex him!!!
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09-30-2008 18:18
They make LL's numbers look good...
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Damien1 Thorne
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09-30-2008 18:20
You don't need to worry about them using up resources by doing silly things like buying furniture.
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Ceka Cianci
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09-30-2008 18:26
From: Damien1 Thorne
You don't need to worry about them using up resources by doing silly things like buying furniture.

no you just have to worry about them buying what you bought and it vanishing when you rez it..
it sucks learning to set permissions the hard way lol
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09-30-2008 18:32
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cn73Wtem0No
Jodina Patton
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09-30-2008 19:47
From: Phil Deakins
They don`t run around naked with attachments
They don`t spam "chicks" with "IMA SEX!!!"
They don`t look around in stores for hours to tp out without buying anything (they never buy anything)
They never claim to be smart or civilized
They don`t use the forums (thank god...)
etc.
etc.
etc.

You are not familiar with "chat bots" then I guess...
Weston Graves
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09-30-2008 19:55
From: Jodina Patton
You are not familiar with "chat bots" then I guess...


What makes you think You are not familiar with "chat bots" then I guess...?
Alicia Sautereau
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09-30-2008 20:05
From: Jodina Patton
You are not familiar with "chat bots" then I guess...

From: someone
They never claim to be smart or civilized

:p
Winter Ventura
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09-30-2008 23:26
They don't TP into your shop, grab your freebies, and leave.
They don't invite all their friends to come grab your freebies and leave.
They don't spam group IMs asking for 11 L$ for an upload.
They don't stand around your shop asking your customers for 11 L$ (or sex)
They don't TP into your store and insult your products.
They don't litter.
They don't rez some gigantic prim 3-sims-wide, and then refuse to remove it.
They don't shoot you with a cage gun.
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Pserendipity Daniels
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09-30-2008 23:32
Kinda reminds me of the advice my greatgrandmother gave me, that it is better to say nothing and have people think you are an idiot rather than open your mouth and prove it.

Pep (I keep forgetting . . . )
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Phil Deakins
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10-01-2008 02:15
The general opinion seems to agree with me that bots are definitely better than humans, so I've written a catchy anthem to bots. It's worth taking a bit of time to learn the lyrics so you can sing it when you're in the shower, changing, cooking, even while ads are on the tv. It's sung to the tune of Monte Python's "Spam" song and goes like this...

Bots bots bots bot
Bots bots bots bot
Bots bots bots bot
Bots bots bots bot

[chorus]
Bots bots bots bot
Bots bots bots bot
Bots bots bots bot
Bots bots bots bot

[repeat 1st verse]

It's quite catchy if you take time to learn the lyrics.
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Ralektra Breda
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10-01-2008 05:21
From: Pserendipity Daniels
Kinda reminds me of the advice my greatgrandmother gave me, that it is better to say nothing and have people think you are an idiot rather than open your mouth and prove it.

Pep (I keep forgetting . . . )


"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."
I think Abraham Lincoln said that
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Alicia Sautereau
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10-01-2008 06:19
From: Ralektra Breda
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."
I think Abraham Lincoln said that

i like these ones more

Better to let every one think your an idiot then live up to expectations
When the world thinks your an idiot, you can do almost what ever you want
Better clueless then restless
Thinking all day long is tiresom
Pie Psaltery
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10-01-2008 07:12
Just think what a wonderful world Second Life will be when there's nothing but bots on the platform!!

No one to complain about lag.
No one to cause griefing.
No one to complain about ugly builds.
No one to worry about IP rights.
No one to file AR's.
No one to distract the Lindens from their tireless task of selling the platform to more bots.
No bothersome "economy" troubles.

And to think there are those that claim "utopia" is unattainable.
40 or 50 thousand more bots and we are so there, dude!

;)
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Osprey Therian
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10-01-2008 08:07
From: Phil Deakins
The general opinion seems to agree with me that bots are definitely better than humans, so I've written a catchy anthem to bots. It's worth taking a bit of time to learn the lyrics so you can sing it when you're in the shower, changing, cooking, even while ads are on the tv. It's sung to the tune of Monte Python's "Spam" song and goes like this...

Bots bots bots bot
Bots bots bots bot
Bots bots bots bot
Bots bots bots bot

[chorus]
Bots bots bots bot
Bots bots bots bot
Bots bots bots bot
Bots bots bots bot

[repeat 1st verse]

It's quite catchy if you take time to learn the lyrics.


Reminds me of Kipling:

Don't-don't-don't-don't-look at what's in front of you.
(Boots-boots-boots-boots-movin' up an' down again)
Men-men-men-men-men go mad with watchin' em,
An' there's no discharge in the war!
Pserendipity Daniels
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10-01-2008 08:22
From: Ralektra Breda
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."
I think Abraham Lincoln said that


Like most politicians, Abe would steal a good quote from anyone . . .

Pep (Greatgrandma was Mrs Booth; Greatgrandpa didn't like thieving politicians)
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Pserendipity Daniels
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10-01-2008 08:24
From: Alicia Sautereau
Better to let every one think your an idiot then live up to expectations


Is that "then" or "than"?

Pep (Sometimes poor spelling, grammar or proofreading *does* make a difference)
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Alicia Sautereau
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10-01-2008 08:45
From: Pserendipity Daniels
Is that "then" or "than"?

Pep (Sometimes poor spelling, grammar or proofreading *does* make a difference)

as i`m an idiot with english (not pri lang), it`s prolly the opposite of what i`ve typed, than :p

edit; i think atleast? hell, we`re talking about dumb people, make of it what you want ;)
Pserendipity Daniels
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10-01-2008 11:20
From: Alicia Sautereau
as i`m an idiot with english (not pri lang), it`s prolly the opposite of what i`ve typed, than :p

edit; i think atleast? hell, we`re talking about dumb people, make of it what you want ;)


It's one of those difficulties on which my observations have got me into trouble before: how can you tell the difference between stupid people and clever people who are attempting to communicate in a tongue which is not their primary language?

Pep (It would be easier if people gave clues in their profiles)
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