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HoneyBear Lilliehook
Owner, The Mall at Cherry
Join date: 18 Jun 2007
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09-26-2008 05:46
From: Jerboa Haystack
Hey...I'm broke ur stuff iz da shizz. U giv 2 me 4 free plz? tks!
:D


You did that entirely *too* well!

(Hides landmark to my mall)
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Chris Norse
Loud Arrogant Redneck
Join date: 1 Oct 2006
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09-26-2008 06:05
Scrooge had it right, to the poor houses with them!




"Are there no prisons?" asked Scrooge.

"Plenty of prisons," said the gentleman, laying down the pen again.

"And the Union workhouses?" demanded Scrooge. "Are they still in operation?"

"They are. Still," returned the gentleman, "I wish I could say they were not."

"The Treadmill and the Poor Law are in full vigour, then?" said Scrooge.

"Both very busy, sir."

"Oh! I was afraid, from what you said at first, that something had occurred to stop them in their useful course," said Scrooge. "I'm very glad to hear it."
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Maureen Boccaccio
TWJKFA
Join date: 28 Feb 2008
Posts: 14,484
09-26-2008 06:12
Chris you are bad bad bad...:D
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Hard Rust
Sleaze King of SL
Join date: 20 May 2006
Posts: 94
09-26-2008 06:20
If you don't give me free stuff and money, I will tell everyone that you are my friend.
HoneyBear Lilliehook
Owner, The Mall at Cherry
Join date: 18 Jun 2007
Posts: 4,500
09-26-2008 06:31
From: Hard Rust
If you don't give me free stuff and money, I will tell everyone that you are my friend.



Um, cash, check or MasterCard?
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Jerboa Haystack
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Join date: 23 Sep 2008
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09-26-2008 06:36
From: HoneyBear Lilliehook
You did that entirely *too* well!

(Hides landmark to my mall)


Really? Too well?

Maybe I have a future as a vagrant? Hmmm....

I *have* spent too many of my own lindens recently...

Hmm......
HoneyBear Lilliehook
Owner, The Mall at Cherry
Join date: 18 Jun 2007
Posts: 4,500
09-26-2008 06:39
From: Jerboa Haystack
Really? Too well?

Maybe I have a future as a vagrant? Hmmm....

I *have* spent too many of my own lindens recently...

Hmm......


Don't do it!!

I have a single camping bench....go find it! ;)
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Brenda Connolly
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09-26-2008 06:47
From: Chris Norse
Scrooge had it right, to the poor houses with them!




"Are there no prisons?" asked Scrooge.

"Plenty of prisons," said the gentleman, laying down the pen again.

"And the Union workhouses?" demanded Scrooge. "Are they still in operation?"

"They are. Still," returned the gentleman, "I wish I could say they were not."

"The Treadmill and the Poor Law are in full vigour, then?" said Scrooge.

"Both very busy, sir."

"Oh! I was afraid, from what you said at first, that something had occurred to stop them in their useful course," said Scrooge. "I'm very glad to hear it."


I've always loved this version:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNkvM1BSwy0
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Kyllie Wylie
J-Rocker
Join date: 7 Mar 2008
Posts: 489
09-26-2008 06:53
One thing i've learned, if I go shopping in my tenticle demon AV I *never* get asked for Lindens.......in fact I can usualy clear out the whole store ....
Brenda Connolly
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09-26-2008 06:59
From: Hard Rust
If you don't give me free stuff and money, I will tell everyone that you are my friend.

What's in it for me?
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Maureen Boccaccio
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09-26-2008 07:33
From: Brenda Connolly
I've always loved this version:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNkvM1BSwy0


Oh, I don't know...I liked this one:

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Marianne McCann
Feted Inner Child
Join date: 23 Feb 2006
Posts: 7,145
09-26-2008 07:41
I've not had too many experiences with them, though I have -- even in kid spacew. Recently there was one kid standing out in front of school, beggin' for Lindens even.

Worst case I recall waas the person who decided to hang out on Livingtree and shout at people about needing money. He saw me and immediately tried to harass me into dropping some Lindens onto him because he was broke. He kept it up after I told him no-and-please-stop-doing-that-here. He very quickly learned that the little kid had estate tools.
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MoxZ Mokeev
Invisible Alpha Texture
Join date: 10 Jan 2008
Posts: 870
09-26-2008 07:42
From: Czari Zenovka
I'll have to be on the lookout for the beggers...but I did have an interesting experience my during my first month in SL.

I had rented my first house on a sim with a real "neighborhood" look. In my freebie exploring I found a doorbell and thought it would be so cool to put it on the outside of the house.

The next day, I was inside and the doorbell actually rang (which startled me a bit). I opened the door and this guy was standing there and rezzed an airplane and asked me if I wanted to buy it. (It was a real cheesy looking contraption as well). True to door-to-door salesmen, after saying "No, thank you" a couple of times which only resulted in him rezzing a few more of his "products", I basically had to close the door in his face.

And after he left I deleted the doorbell. :o



LMAO!!! OMG Czari this is hilarious! Why, why, why do I never get to partake of any of this type of fun! Oh wait...if I can't get anyone to come to my door, then I'll start going door to door. Yes, this could be fun! I will pose as a Jehovah's Witness. Oh wait, they travel in pairs don't they? Anyone wanna tag along?
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Imnotgoing Sideways
Can't outlaw cute! =^-^=
Join date: 17 Nov 2007
Posts: 4,694
09-26-2008 07:57
This actually happened in Hanja once. (^_^)

Me: <Insert huge amounts of gesture spam here>

Annoyed Individual: Imnot could you please leave

Me: Noes, I like it here. (^_^)

AI: I don't care just leave

Me: Oh, pay me. (=_=)

**AI has paid you L$500**

Me: (O.o)

.... Eventually... She was the one to leave. =^-^=
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Rioko Bamaisin
Unstable Princess
Join date: 16 Aug 2007
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09-26-2008 07:59
rofl I'm gonna try that Immy. I see a new career in my future. Annoying people till they pay me to leave.:p
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Brenda Connolly
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09-26-2008 08:00
From: Maureen Boccaccio
Oh, I don't know...I liked this one:



Or this one, which I got to see in person:

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Maureen Boccaccio
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Join date: 28 Feb 2008
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09-26-2008 08:00
From: Rioko Bamaisin
rofl I'm gonna try that Immy. I see a new career in my future. Annoying people till they pay me to leave.:p


OMG, I was just thinking the same thing!! Anytime I need zee moolah for new boots, I will try this. :D
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Maureen Boccaccio
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09-26-2008 08:01
From: Brenda Connolly
Or this one, which I got to see in person:



I was going to post that one, just for you. And...you lucky girl, you.
/me swooooooooons.
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Kalderi Tomsen
Nomad Extraordinaire!
Join date: 10 May 2007
Posts: 888
09-26-2008 09:14
Our business is comparatively high-end, by SL terms, so we don't get a lot of people overtly begging (they'd get banned if they did). What we DO get is the other type of beggars, the ones that want something for free...

Here's the usual form it takes:

'Hi my name is xxx yyy and I represent Megaglom Corporation. We represent <insert name of RL celebrity here> who is looking for a presence in-world. Once they establish this they will bring all their celebrity friends in who will come and buy stuff from you. All we need are the builds that you have to rez in our sim so that we can publicize it."

Of course they aren't willing to pay anything for it, in spite of the person being a RL star with many mansions.

Some of them even had websites, claiming that this was the case.
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foehn Breed
More random than random
Join date: 16 Jan 2006
Posts: 1,142
09-26-2008 10:32
From: Imnotgoing Sideways
This actually happened in Hanja once. (^_^)

Me: <Insert huge amounts of gesture spam here>

Annoyed Individual: Imnot could you please leave

Me: Noes, I like it here. (^_^)

AI: I don't care just leave

Me: Oh, pay me. (=_=)

**AI has paid you L$500**

Me: (O.o)

.... Eventually... She was the one to leave. =^-^=


lol :p
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Leslie Trihey
Crazy shapeshifter.
Join date: 10 May 2007
Posts: 136
09-26-2008 10:37
From: Czari Zenovka
I'll have to be on the lookout for the beggers...but I did have an interesting experience my during my first month in SL.

I had rented my first house on a sim with a real "neighborhood" look. In my freebie exploring I found a doorbell and thought it would be so cool to put it on the outside of the house.

The next day, I was inside and the doorbell actually rang (which startled me a bit). I opened the door and this guy was standing there and rezzed an airplane and asked me if I wanted to buy it. (It was a real cheesy looking contraption as well). True to door-to-door salesmen, after saying "No, thank you" a couple of times which only resulted in him rezzing a few more of his "products", I basically had to close the door in his face.

And after he left I deleted the doorbell. :o



Pic's or It never happened :P.
sable Valentine
AU United
Join date: 30 Apr 2006
Posts: 1,275
09-26-2008 10:43
From: MoxZ Mokeev
LMAO!!! OMG Czari this is hilarious! Why, why, why do I never get to partake of any of this type of fun! Oh wait...if I can't get anyone to come to my door, then I'll start going door to door. Yes, this could be fun! I will pose as a Jehovah's Witness. Oh wait, they travel in pairs don't they? Anyone wanna tag along?


True RL story. My dad had gotten remarried and was annoyed with the Jehovah's Witness coming by because my step mother would by those Watch Towers. One day I was complaining about them coming to my house. He said how he got rid of his, was answering the door butt naked and invited them. They clutched on to their Watch Towers and scurried away.
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Rioko Bamaisin
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09-26-2008 10:53
/me annoys thread until everyone sends 1 linden.
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HoneyBear Lilliehook
Owner, The Mall at Cherry
Join date: 18 Jun 2007
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09-26-2008 10:55
From: Rioko Bamaisin
/me annoys thread until everyone sends 1 linden.


Go park your ass on my camping bench at the mall...sheesh. You want a linden, you're gonna have to work for it! ;)
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Jerboa Haystack
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09-26-2008 10:58
From: HoneyBear Lilliehook
Go park your ass on my camping bench at the mall...sheesh. You want a linden, you're gonna have to work for it! ;)


No no no...that bench is *mine*. I got there first.

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