How expensive is this forum for you?

I do not mean normal currency. I often see remarks about luquid spilled on keyboards and other computer parts, related to posts here on the forum, and I just was curious.

I not sure what it means when people say they spew everywhere. I think it's a blog thing. I honestly never realized people say it until I used forums.
Some people on forums must be positively embarrassing to take anywhere in reality. I can imagine them being taken with a kinda harness and shopping in Waitrose going "woooooof" and a fine spray of cola drifting in the air as they spew over the poor check-out person.

Are you angling for a job with Jig as well, Benski?

Pep (Any actual humour in your posts, like hers, being entirely unintentional. )

none /monthly.. maybe 1 a year (keyboard that is, but that has nothing to do with this forum. Mostly for other things i do)

The most costly thing about these forums is the time they consume.



Hey, Pep ... fetch!

Don't be bitter Pep. You know your CV just wasn't up to snuff.
Anyway, how could you ever work for me when you worship from afar?

Years on Usenet have immunized me to the C|N>K problem.

:WORD:

none

I replace the keyboard when it wears out, which might be one every few years.
(has nothing to do with the forum)

I have not had the experience of spitting out what I am drinking, or "spewing" over the keyboard/monitor... I have not seen anything on any forum that would warrant that kind of reaction.

pixplzthx

I am self employed already. Otherwise hmm, maybe?

That you are not amongst the people that actually might smile at some of my replies here, is something I have no problem with.

I already feel extremely honored that you replied. It means that you had to open the post, and read it, and think of a whity reply to a post started by me.
Remembering some of your statements from the past, it means I am positively suprised.

Easy to please me huh?

1 keyboard every 2 years because I am not a touch typist and the letters wear off.

FYI : White nailpolish letters on a black keyboard is a quick fix till a new one arrives.

1 monitor about every 5 years.

There's been a couple times where I've been sipping coffee or something and happened to scroll down onto something hilarious at exactly the wrong time to laugh , but not that often. No damage other than bruised ego and hoping nobody else in the room had seen me

lol, the normal works (typing etc..) not much to show you
(just walk inside a busy office, and see it happening live)

Always swallow before reading works for me.

I only ever splurt over my alts monitor & keyboard

Fixed it for ya.

If you don't find me amusing then I must be pitching my humour at the right level.

Pep (I don't do coprophile jokes. )

Oh you spelled it right for a change.

Fixed it for ya!

Pep (I don't want to have to do this too often, but it's becoming a habit. )

To put it to a very fine point indeed, you two (you know who you are) may as well quit. My dwarf doodad-less bunny's is probably bigger than the two of yours run together. I guarantee he can pee farther, and can hit a bowl of cornflakes at an excess of 20 hops.

Cowardly Lion Rabbitery FTW

Sorry... nice try.
(either way is correct and right.)

It's very poor English to use an adjective as an adverb.

Pep (But in a nation which uses nouns as verbs I suppose the teachers have given up worrying about the distinctions. )

PS I was pleased to see you used the word correctly in your riposte.

Fixed it for you, again. How many times do I need to keep doing this.

Until 2nd and 3rd places are established apparently.

Why you would want to continue doing this is the question

I believe his typical answer that he uses over an over has something to do with a goose and sauce, doesn't it? Then he says something about a river in Egypt.