FREE Vampire Detector

Hi,

I found a FREE vampire detector on xstreet today and wanted to share this with you.

This Sensor detects when someone bites a person (96meter) and eject+Ban the biter and inform you whitch a IM.

https://www.xstreetsl.com/modules.php?name=Marketplace&file=item&ItemID=1693830&random=69967

I hope this product is interesting for you too.

Regards,

Zoha Boa

What does it do? Scans for avatars and looks to see if they're running the bite animation?

I just want something that detects popups from any object with "fangs" in the name, automaticaly denies the request, and returns a popup request to them asking if they'd like to go f**k themselves.

so much less work on my part that way.

I can usually tell the vampires by the pale skin, sharp teeth, and the ridiculous sunscreen purchases. But thanks!

I just use my prim mirror. Unfortunately, everybody seems to be vampires.

hehe. But how do they hold a credit card to buy sunscreen?

Paypal!

Awww cutest ones yet!

How about garlic necklace spam too? Some girl (who I hadn't even said hi to), chased me around a freebie mall insisting that I take one. No amount of no, I don't want to be part of that game at all would convince her. So she began with the IMs telling me how rude I was for saying no.

Her profile was full of Bloodlines and vampire groups. Shocker.

They use cash. Actually they tend to use coins that they find in the couch.


(convenient place to hide from the sun too)

Hope they come out with one for Goreans and Lycans too

and "talking tummies".

lol, i secone that.. be gone talking tummies, it's freaking annoying and totally beyond the scope of having an as realistic as can be pregancy experience in SL..
(i've need heard a pregant tummy speak in RL, cos baby cannot talk yet as we do (hence why there is education! )

Those things just get more annoying and complicated. Halfway through the Pro Posers Hunt today one woman was wearing a 'talking tummy'. She stood at the landing point for ages, hands on her back in classic mother-to-be pose, and then someone TPd in onto her head.

A second later, her hands flew up to her face, she shook her head as though she was panicked and her 'talking tummy' said:

[Name] Tummy's: OMG, please [Name] be careful, I'm pregnant !

It had even detected and used the first name of the avatar that landed on her.

All I have to say is, if you're pregnant then stay away from landing points or people WILL squash your garrulous foetus

HA HA

best thing that could happen to them.

Good job I already have my Total Idiot Detector (tm). Seems to go off a lot around this type of thread too.

@OP, I think you mean Bloodlines detector (or perhaps the new variant) specifically, don't equate all SL vampires with this crowd. Please try to say Spampires instead, you'll invoke less ire from the rest of us.

Talking diapers are the absolute worst. I can see a need for the talking tummy roleplay, at least, and the person may have a need for it, to complete the 'mommy' feeling, which people approach in SL for many reasons, I think. (That said, it does not belong at a club or some other places - too weird. What is the 8 month pregnant mom doing out clubbing...and it ruins the atmosphere for others to hear about the bladder and swollen ankles. What the.)

But the talking diaper, on which universe does that avatar think other people want to hear about their fetish. Especially in a shopping mall.

Grosssss.

OMG. What do they say?



PPP ( sits back and waits with bated breath )

Not worth repeating here...just imagine anything a diaper would say if it could.

It describes what's being done in the diaper, to the diaper, and the person's reaction to it all.

Presumably the same thing we say when we see one - 5H1T!

Pep (DCMA warning imminent for the use of parentheses. )

One of my alts let a Bloodlines vampire take her soul last night, and do you know, it felt darned marvellous. I wish I'd done it sooner. Instead of listening to all the prejudice talk about vampires.

If you let them bite you whats the worst thing that will happen to you? Hey, you might even meet a new friend at best, or at worst, just another sheep following a craze without a thought of their own in their pretty little avatar head. And then you can just use the mute button.

Requests for vampire bites are easy enough to just refuse.
Landmark givers when I am on no mans land are much more annoying, and multiple sets of landmarks and bloody rule notecards are MUCH more annoying at landing points.

I found a FREE vampire detector on Help Island today and wanted to share this with you. It actually works on any parcel where there are newbies.

Go to the parcel, and then stand there for a few moments. When (not "if" someone bites you, THEY ARE A VAMPIRE!

Some people may not know they have a talking tummy.

There is at least 1 HUD system for women that replicate the menstrual/ovulation/pregnancy cycle and chances of pregnancy - and when you are pregnant you may not know until your belly starts talking and only if someone tells you your belly is talking since by default you are unable to see the HUD spam the tummy talk.

Say what? If it's chatting on channel 0, everyone sees that, including the wearer.