You know someone hasn't logged into SL in a while when.....
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Marianne McCann
Feted Inner Child
Join date: 23 Feb 2006
Posts: 7,145
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08-01-2008 14:09
So I was out of stuff t'do at th' borin place...
- They show up for a Frogg Marlowe and Jaycott Nino show on the stage in Clementina
- They ask if the Snow Sims have open yet.
- They want to play Sumogun in Rizal or Super Lag Ball in Federal
- They wear a "Vive La Evolution" T-shirt
- They want to visit Luna Park and/or Spitoonie Island
- They ask when the next land lottery will be
- They try to find Starax's shop in search
- When they try to visit the Ivory Tower in Noyo and the Texture Tutorial in Benten (Now in Natoma and Livingtree, respectively)
- They rez in at the Sami infohub
- They're ready to take on anyone who messes with the Jesse Wall.
- They're idea of "Camping" includes archery and canoeing in DeHaro
- "Tiny Empires?" no, they play "Prim Attack"
- They wear a "hippo"
And finally...
- Plywood box? Still over their head.
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Nicolas Biddle
Registered User
Join date: 15 Dec 2006
Posts: 48
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08-02-2008 23:03
They ask you to apply all 10 of your votes toward feature proposal 1071 http://secondlife.com/vote/get_feature.php?get_id=1071 (Tattoo layer above skin layer).
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SuezanneC Baskerville
Forums Rock!
Join date: 22 Dec 2003
Posts: 14,229
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08-02-2008 23:36
If they say something like, "I guess by now the problems with teleports, transactions, and inventory loss have all been solved, eh?".
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Kelli May
karmakanic
Join date: 7 Oct 2006
Posts: 1,135
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08-03-2008 01:37
They recommend newbies go buy their First Land.
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Bree Giffen
♥♣♦♠ Furrtune Hunter ♠♦♣♥
Join date: 22 Jun 2006
Posts: 2,715
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08-03-2008 01:46
They teleport directly into your house and say "What happened to the club that was here?"
They're standing in their parcel and are throwing grenades at a small hill.
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Chav Paderborn
in ur sl
Join date: 25 Nov 2006
Posts: 192
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08-03-2008 09:06
"30,000 online? But this isn't peak time!"
"Why is your head covered in grey spheres?"
"How do I shot web?"
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Raudf Fox
(ra-ow-th)
Join date: 25 Feb 2005
Posts: 5,119
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08-03-2008 13:07
When they ask, "Aren't we still running Havok 1?"
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Grim Wormser
Registered User
Join date: 17 Feb 2006
Posts: 4
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11-15-2008 20:14
when they tell a newbie to save up their stipends
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LittleMe Jewell
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Join date: 8 Oct 2007
Posts: 11,319
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11-15-2008 22:07
What is with all the necroposting this past week or two? People must really be bored to be searching and pulling posts this old -- though nothing beats the necropost earlier in the week that pulled out the two year old one.
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Blot Brickworks
The end of days
Join date: 28 Oct 2006
Posts: 1,076
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11-15-2008 23:44
Why are people speaking at me?I hear voices.
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Deira Llanfair
Deira to rhyme with Myra
Join date: 16 Oct 2006
Posts: 2,315
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11-16-2008 04:24
Won't SL be down for maintenance on Wednesday?
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Taylor Lubezki
Bratty - Neko
Join date: 12 Aug 2007
Posts: 498
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11-17-2008 09:05
What about "Hey where can I find some Bling?"
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Alisha Matova
Too Old; Do Not Want!
Join date: 8 Mar 2007
Posts: 583
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11-17-2008 09:18
From: Taylor Bayliss when your alt logs in and has to click to agree with the same new TOS that the others agreed with 6 months ago *grin* just happened to me...
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Taylor Lubezki
Bratty - Neko
Join date: 12 Aug 2007
Posts: 498
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11-17-2008 09:28
Where is my Dance "Bracelet"
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Ceka Cianci
SuperPremiumExcaliburAcc#
Join date: 31 Jul 2006
Posts: 4,489
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11-17-2008 11:29
when you get an IM saying.OMG they added a stop button to the animations!!!! omg you mean i can put these in a Hub? whats a hub.. oohhhh a HUUUUD whats a hud?  !!!!
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Cappy Frantisek
Open Source is the Devil!
Join date: 27 Oct 2006
Posts: 400
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11-17-2008 11:46
When they tp in screaming, "Where's the poker game?"
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Conan Godwin
In ur base kilin ur d00ds
Join date: 2 Aug 2006
Posts: 3,676
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11-17-2008 12:00
When they don't know what Open Space is.
What is it by the way? Seriously.
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From: Raindrop Cooperstone hateful much? dude, that was low. die. .
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LittleMe Jewell
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Join date: 8 Oct 2007
Posts: 11,319
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11-17-2008 12:00
From: Marianne McCann When they look for the "vote" box. One of the groups that I belong to still includes the line "Don't forget to click the vote box when you are here" in almost all of their group notices. 
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Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it? ~Mark Twain~ Optimism is denial, so face the facts and move on. ♥♥♥ Lil's Yard Sale / Inventory Cleanout: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Triggerfish/52/27/22 . http://www.flickr.com/photos/littleme_jewell
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LittleMe Jewell
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Join date: 8 Oct 2007
Posts: 11,319
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11-17-2008 12:09
From: Conan Godwin When they don't know what Open Space is. What is it by the way? Seriously. From one of the LL land pages: Openspaces: An Openspace is a type of Private Region intended for light use, such as countryside or ocean. Openspaces run 4 regions to a single CPU, and support 3750 primitives. Openspaces are only available to Residents who already own Private Regions.
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♥♥♥ -Lil
Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it? ~Mark Twain~ Optimism is denial, so face the facts and move on. ♥♥♥ Lil's Yard Sale / Inventory Cleanout: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Triggerfish/52/27/22 . http://www.flickr.com/photos/littleme_jewell
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Conan Godwin
In ur base kilin ur d00ds
Join date: 2 Aug 2006
Posts: 3,676
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11-17-2008 12:18
From: LittleMe Jewell From one of the LL land pages: Openspaces: An Openspace is a type of Private Region intended for light use, such as countryside or ocean. Openspaces run 4 regions to a single CPU, and support 3750 primitives. Openspaces are only available to Residents who already own Private Regions. Sounds uncontroversial.
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From: Raindrop Cooperstone hateful much? dude, that was low. die. .
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MoxZ Mokeev
Invisible Alpha Texture
Join date: 10 Jan 2008
Posts: 870
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11-17-2008 12:39
When you're baffled that your hair and shoes are where they belong and not up your butt.
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Void Singer
Int vSelf = Sing(void);
Join date: 24 Sep 2005
Posts: 6,973
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11-17-2008 13:34
can't find the live help button in the menus
are suprised when teleporting actually sends them to their destination, and not 5 sims away
what's a sculpty?
what's a flexi?
what's a megaprim?
what's this llParticleSytem?
hey, do you know <insert now famous designer>
cool, I got my stipend on time.
what does MONO mean
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Oryx Tempel
Registered User
Join date: 8 Nov 2006
Posts: 7,663
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11-17-2008 16:02
"Where are all the ad farms?"
"What do you mean, sploders are illegal?"
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4318723350112047 String
Registered User
Join date: 5 Sep 2008
Posts: 147
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11-17-2008 16:35
"I've not logged into SL in a while!."
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Raindrop Cooperstone
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Join date: 5 Nov 2008
Posts: 167
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11-17-2008 16:44
From: 4318723350112047 String "I've not logged into SL in a while!." your numbers are so odd and sexy.
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