Note to my clients pertaining to protest
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pandastrong Fairplay
all bout the BANG POW NOW
Join date: 16 Aug 2004
Posts: 2,920
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06-23-2006 08:21
This post is to inform all of my present and prospective clients that I will be participating in today's protest by not offering my escort services for the next 24 hours. Full refunds will be provided for people who have purchased the following packages in advance: - P-bear Hotbang
- P-bear Hotbang extended, scripted with flexi (Bonus package 1)
- P-bear Hotbang extended, scripted with flexi, with full Siggy emulation (Bonus package 2)
- P-bear Hotbang extended, scripted with flexi, with full Siggy emulation, Taco Rubio photography provided (Bonus package 3)
- P-LUST EXPERIENCE subscribers will receive a pro-rated invoice for next month with missed hours added.
Also, P-dong Foreplay owners will not receive technical support during this 24 hour period. Thank you for your understanding and continued support.
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"Honestly, you are a gem -- fun, creative, and possessing strong social convictions. I think LL should be paying you to be in their game."~ Ulrika Zugzwang on the iconography of pandastrong in the media "That's no good. Someone is going to take your place as SL's cutest boy while you're offline."~ Ingrid Ingersoll on the topic of LL refusing to pay pandastrong for being in their game.
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Soleil Mirabeau
eh?
Join date: 6 Oct 2005
Posts: 995
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06-23-2006 08:34
Damnit.
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Burke Prefect
Cafe Owner, Superhero
Join date: 29 Oct 2004
Posts: 2,785
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06-23-2006 08:37
Crap. Can I postpone that threesome then?
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Nolan Nash
Frischer Frosch
Join date: 15 May 2003
Posts: 7,141
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06-23-2006 08:37
From: pandastrong Fairplay This post is to inform all of my present and prospective clients that I will be participating in today's protest by not offering my escort services for the next 24 hours. Full refunds will be provided for people who have purchased the following packages in advance: - P-bear Hotbang
- P-bear Hotbang extended, scripted with flexi (Bonus package 1)
- P-bear Hotbang extended, scripted with flexi, with full Siggy emulation (Bonus package 2)
- P-bear Hotbang extended, scripted with flexi, with full Siggy emulation, Taco Rubio photography provided (Bonus package 3)
- P-LUST EXPERIENCE subscribers will receive a pro-rated invoice for next month with missed hours added.
Also, P-dong Foreplay owners will not receive technical support during this 24 hour period. Thank you for your understanding and continued support. What about poo dong?
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“Time's fun when you're having flies.” ~Kermit
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Jonas Pierterson
Dark Harlequin
Join date: 27 Dec 2005
Posts: 3,660
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06-23-2006 08:39
I paid good money for those Aimee Weebler photos! Er wait..wrong merchant. Anyone seen Siggy around lately? I need that refund, all my Aimee pictures have censor bars over her wings!
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Good freebies here and here I must protest. I am not a merry man! - Warf, ST: TNG, episode: Qpid You killed my father. Prepare to die. - Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride You killed My father. Your a-- is mine! - Hellboy
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Quimby Rothschild
Dreamer of dreams
Join date: 21 Apr 2006
Posts: 37
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06-23-2006 08:57
From: Nolan Nash What about poo dong? LOL |
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pandastrong Fairplay
all bout the BANG POW NOW
Join date: 16 Aug 2004
Posts: 2,920
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06-23-2006 08:57
Please everyone, p-bear (lolol) with us as we have the best goals in mind for thecommunity. From: Nolan Nash What about poo dong? This product was determined to be too icky by our QA Manager, Hosequeen.
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"Honestly, you are a gem -- fun, creative, and possessing strong social convictions. I think LL should be paying you to be in their game."~ Ulrika Zugzwang on the iconography of pandastrong in the media "That's no good. Someone is going to take your place as SL's cutest boy while you're offline."~ Ingrid Ingersoll on the topic of LL refusing to pay pandastrong for being in their game.
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pandastrong Fairplay
all bout the BANG POW NOW
Join date: 16 Aug 2004
Posts: 2,920
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06-23-2006 08:57
Please everyone, p-bear (lolol) with us as we have the best goals in mind for the community. From: Nolan Nash What about poo dong? This product was determined to be too icky by our QA Manager, Hosequeen.
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"Honestly, you are a gem -- fun, creative, and possessing strong social convictions. I think LL should be paying you to be in their game."~ Ulrika Zugzwang on the iconography of pandastrong in the media "That's no good. Someone is going to take your place as SL's cutest boy while you're offline."~ Ingrid Ingersoll on the topic of LL refusing to pay pandastrong for being in their game.
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Lupus Delacroix
Wyrm Raider
Join date: 3 May 2006
Posts: 695
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06-23-2006 09:01
From: pandastrong Fairplay This post is to inform all of my present and prospective clients that I will be participating in today's protest by not offering my escort services for the next 24 hours. Full refunds will be provided for people who have purchased the following packages in advance: - P-bear Hotbang
- P-bear Hotbang extended, scripted with flexi (Bonus package 1)
- P-bear Hotbang extended, scripted with flexi, with full Siggy emulation (Bonus package 2)
- P-bear Hotbang extended, scripted with flexi, with full Siggy emulation, Taco Rubio photography provided (Bonus package 3)
- P-LUST EXPERIENCE subscribers will receive a pro-rated invoice for next month with missed hours added.
Also, P-dong Foreplay owners will not receive technical support during this 24 hour period. Thank you for your understanding and continued support. Oh mai laud, so what comes with each of these packages anyways  |
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pandastrong Fairplay
all bout the BANG POW NOW
Join date: 16 Aug 2004
Posts: 2,920
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06-23-2006 09:04
From: Lupus Delacroix Oh mai laud, so what comes with each of these packages anyways Please forward all sales inquiries to [email]sales@pbearhotbangpackageindustriesllc.net[/email]
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"Honestly, you are a gem -- fun, creative, and possessing strong social convictions. I think LL should be paying you to be in their game."~ Ulrika Zugzwang on the iconography of pandastrong in the media "That's no good. Someone is going to take your place as SL's cutest boy while you're offline."~ Ingrid Ingersoll on the topic of LL refusing to pay pandastrong for being in their game.
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Cindy Claveau
Gignowanasanafonicon
Join date: 16 May 2005
Posts: 2,008
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06-23-2006 09:12
From: Burke Prefect Crap. Can I postpone that threesome then? Threesomes are for wusses. When Panda's involved, his Multiple Personality (tm) means there are always 4 partners at a minimum. Sometimes 12. |
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Cristiano Midnight
Evil Snapshot Baron
Join date: 17 May 2003
Posts: 8,616
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06-23-2006 09:12
pandastrong,
Your humble gesture was my inspiration for my own protest. You remain the wind beneath my wings. How did the forums get by without you?
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Lupus Delacroix
Wyrm Raider
Join date: 3 May 2006
Posts: 695
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06-23-2006 09:12
From: pandastrong Fairplay Please forward all sales inquiries to [email]sales@pbearhotbangpackageindustriesllc.net[/email] I was bein a smearty pants, btw thats a long domain name =O |
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Ingrid Ingersoll
Archived
Join date: 10 Aug 2004
Posts: 4,601
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06-23-2006 09:14
I put my name in for a P-Bang Cake Glazing and Western Grip 3 weeks ago. Consider this customer dissatisfied.  |
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Cristiano Midnight
Evil Snapshot Baron
Join date: 17 May 2003
Posts: 8,616
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06-23-2006 09:28
From: Ingrid Ingersoll I put my name in for a P-Bang Cake Glazing and Western Grip 3 weeks ago. Consider this customer dissatisfied. I am still waiting on a P-Bang Kama Sutra Honey Dusting and Ghost Control with Conversational and Business Yiddish Lessons that I ordered in 2004.
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Cristiano ANOmations - huge selection of high quality, low priced animations all $100L or less. ~SLUniverse.com~ SL's oldest and largest community site, featuring Snapzilla image sharing, forums, and much more.
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Nolan Nash
Frischer Frosch
Join date: 15 May 2003
Posts: 7,141
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06-23-2006 09:32
Apparently they use Siberian Railroad for shipping.
I have not received my P-bang Bolshevik Ball Buster and Robot Vacuum kit, and I ordered it when Jan Michael Vincent was still cool.
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“Time's fun when you're having flies.” ~Kermit
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Camie Cooper
loves you!
Join date: 20 Nov 2004
Posts: 737
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06-23-2006 09:51
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It's All Good! Locations:
Naedam (110, 131, 56)
Zazi (43, 88, 30)
Midnight City (126, 83, 26)
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pandastrong Fairplay
all bout the BANG POW NOW
Join date: 16 Aug 2004
Posts: 2,920
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Attention
06-23-2006 10:05
It has come to my ATTENTION that someone has used the LGtexturegrab thingie or whatever to grab the original texture used on the P-dong Foreplay. They are now selling substandard duplicates. Please note, that I have embedded a circumsized watermark into the original. Also, the thief has extended the length of the product to four inches (which is an obviously unreasonable request that I have received from clients previously). When is LL going to do something about this dong-theft? 
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"Honestly, you are a gem -- fun, creative, and possessing strong social convictions. I think LL should be paying you to be in their game."~ Ulrika Zugzwang on the iconography of pandastrong in the media "That's no good. Someone is going to take your place as SL's cutest boy while you're offline."~ Ingrid Ingersoll on the topic of LL refusing to pay pandastrong for being in their game.
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Genevieve Gateaux
Oh yeah, I'm an alt baby!
Join date: 4 Nov 2005
Posts: 24
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06-23-2006 10:10
I'm so dissapointed |
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Nylon Pinkney
Squeezebox
Join date: 30 Aug 2004
Posts: 304
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06-23-2006 12:20
From: pandastrong Fairplay When is LL going to do something about this dong-theft? i think this should be the platform for your 2008 presidential campaign
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Phoenix Psaltery
Ninja Wizard
Join date: 25 Feb 2005
Posts: 2,599
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06-23-2006 12:50
Thanks for completely ruining my Friday.
NOW what am I going to do?
P2
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DharmaWheel Drinkwater
Registered User
Join date: 30 Jun 2006
Posts: 4
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07-02-2006 02:50
I gather a cheap copy of the P-bang Hasselhoff Heimlich with full Bush/Dalek/Mr T gimp is being used by extremists as a form of psychological warfare in Jessie and may be unleashed on the welcome area.
This madness must stop NOW! AR anyone you see performing this indelicacy, please for the sake of our tinies....
zafu
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Zafu Diamond
Supportforhealing Founder
Join date: 27 Mar 2005
Posts: 95
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07-02-2006 02:53
I gather a cheap copy of the P-bang Hasselhoff Heimlich with full Bush/Dalek/Mr T gimp is being used by extremists as a form of psychological warfare in Jessie and may be unleashed on the welcome area.
This madness must stop NOW! AR anyone you see performing this indelicacy, please for the sake of our tinies....
zafu
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Huns Valen
Don't PM me here.
Join date: 3 May 2003
Posts: 2,749
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07-02-2006 03:10
From: pandastrong Fairplay This post is to inform all of my present and prospective clients that I will be participating in today's protest by not offering my escort services for the next 24 hours. this is BULLSHIT |
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Ingrid Ingersoll
Archived
Join date: 10 Aug 2004
Posts: 4,601
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07-02-2006 07:26
From: pandastrong Fairplay It has come to my ATTENTION that someone has used the LGtexturegrab thingie or whatever to grab the original texture used on the P-dong Foreplay. They are now selling substandard duplicates.
I saw both the original (good times eh panda?) and the copy. Yours IS SO MUCH BETTER PANDA IT'S CRAZY. You don't need to worry about the copy. In the end, people will chose quality. |
