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Doubledown Tandino
ADULT on the Mainland!
Join date: 9 Mar 2006
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01-22-2007 13:23
I thought all the second life users would get a kick out of this. check it out:

http://www.getafirstlife.com/

How do you all feel about this?

(The 'how do you all feel about this' question is to disclaim any claims that may be made about this post not belonging in the resident answers) :O)
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Zaphod Kotobide
zOMGWTFPME!
Join date: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 2,087
01-22-2007 13:30
That is hillarious!

" What's this body thing, and what do I do with the dangly bits?"
Doubledown Tandino
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01-22-2007 14:06
I was cracking up very loudly. hadnt had this good a laugh in a long while.
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Demian Caldera
..ya, that too...
Join date: 8 Jun 2004
Posts: 249
01-22-2007 14:42
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAAH

Please don't do too much PR for First Life......I don't want them all back in FL! :D
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Ceera Murakami
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Join date: 9 Sep 2005
Posts: 7,750
01-22-2007 14:43
*snicker* Thanks! I needed a good laugh!
Cocoanut Koala
Coco's Cottages
Join date: 7 Feb 2005
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01-22-2007 14:46
That is funny!

coco
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Regan Turas
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Join date: 21 Oct 2006
Posts: 274
01-22-2007 14:49
Is there Resident help for First Life? I really need some mentors...
Audible Tone
somewhat faint
Join date: 3 Jan 2007
Posts: 61
01-22-2007 16:00
OMG. "Find out where you actually live." I love it!
Doubledown Tandino
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01-22-2007 16:59
And this is universally funny... It's funny to the people that use SecondLife & the haters of Secondlife.
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FD Spark
Prim & Texture Doodler
Join date: 30 Oct 2006
Posts: 4,697
01-22-2007 17:42
Very funny.
I experience first life lag anyone else?
Why would I want to use those dangling bits?
LOL
Checho Masukami
UnRez it or use a hammer
Join date: 6 Oct 2006
Posts: 191
01-22-2007 18:03
Priceless :D
Maggie McArdle
FIOS hates puppies
Join date: 8 May 2006
Posts: 2,855
01-22-2007 18:08
but why did they stop buyin pants?

cause there like over 6 million firstlifers runnin around with dangly bits showin ...

creepy.....
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Angelique LaFollette
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Join date: 17 Jun 2004
Posts: 1,595
01-22-2007 18:15
I shouldn't read things like that when i am at work, I laughed loud, and hard, and had to shut the screen fast so my Boss wouldn't see it (Told him it was a Business E-Mail)

Angel.
Joseph Worthington
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Join date: 29 Jul 2006
Posts: 563
01-22-2007 20:41
GAH!! Pirates!!

*runs*
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Osgeld Barmy
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01-22-2007 20:59
highly amused !
Talarus Luan
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Join date: 18 Mar 2006
Posts: 4,831
01-22-2007 22:11
Yes, it has the most important statistic ever for any game: Pants Purchased.

Much more meaningful than any statistic on the SL home page. :P
Namssor Daguerre
Imitates life
Join date: 18 Feb 2004
Posts: 1,423
01-22-2007 22:29
From: Talarus Luan
Yes, it has the most important statistic ever for any game: Pants Purchased.

Much more meaningful than any statistic on the SL home page. :P


I guess that means 6,553,601,361 people are running around without pants on (assuming everyone that bought pants only bought one pair). :D
Sarg Bjornson
Theme Park Designer
Join date: 14 Sep 2005
Posts: 244
01-22-2007 23:50
Meh, it means pants purchased TODAY. You noobs!

I hate this game, it is incredibly lame. The downtime is aproximately 8 hours DAILY!! Can you believe it?? I want a refund of my hard earned euros! God Labs is a terrible company that doesn't want to hear their client's complaints. Plus, every year there is a huge update which the company calls "birthday" and, guess what, instead of fixing errors they introduce new ones!
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bilbo99 Emu
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Join date: 27 Oct 2006
Posts: 3,468
01-23-2007 00:51
From: Sarg Bjornson

I hate this game, it is incredibly lame. The downtime is aproximately 8 hours DAILY!! Can you believe it??

Um, can we clarify? You are talking of First Life? Er .. it's called .. sleep :D
Sarg Bjornson
Theme Park Designer
Join date: 14 Sep 2005
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01-23-2007 01:04
Hah! Yeah, now you'll try to convince me that it is a feature!! How disgusting!

PS: I thought hobbits had a great sense of humour :D
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Doubledown Tandino
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Join date: 9 Mar 2006
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01-23-2007 02:34
I wish there was a click-thru to the first life forums....

THREAD: My house caught on fire, why isn't God's customer service helping?

THREAD: Can someone list all the unemployment lines in the world?
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Sarg Bjornson
Theme Park Designer
Join date: 14 Sep 2005
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01-23-2007 02:38
Sadly, First Life forums were closed a while ago... God is delicate and didn't want to hear people moaning all the time (he also doesn't have enough staff for customer support)
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Chellonia Regent
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Join date: 8 Nov 2006
Posts: 135
Damn it Sarq!!
01-23-2007 04:47
Now I have coffee sprayed all over my monitor.


Back to this First Life. I don't understand this feature "Outside". I can't seem to access it from my office chair. Can anyone offer any advice?
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Sarg Bjornson
Theme Park Designer
Join date: 14 Sep 2005
Posts: 244
01-23-2007 04:54
Yeah, first unsit, then touch the door knob. It should activate on touch. If it doesn't, it is because the "Door" object is defective. Walk your avatar out of the door. You should now be Outside.

There are also objects called "Windows" that use a transparent texture to let you see this Outside area from inside a room.

One thing I DO like about First Life is that God didn't cancel the plans for rain and weather effects. They aren't perfectly coded but at least collisions are properly detected and raindrops don't go through objects
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Ama Gainey
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Join date: 28 Aug 2006
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01-23-2007 05:20
How much do I love Linden Labs?

We do not believe that reasonable people would argue as to whether the website located at http://www.getafirstlife.com/ constitutes parody – it clearly is. Linden Lab is well known among its customers and in the general business community as a company with enlightened and well-informed views regarding intellectual property rights, including the fair use doctrine, open source licensing, and other principles that support creativity and self-expression. We know parody when we see it.

Moreover, Linden Lab objects to any implication that it would employ lawyers incapable of distinguishing such obvious parody. Indeed, any competent attorney is well aware that the outcome of sending a cease-and-desist letter regarding a parody is only to draw more attention to such parody, and to invite public scorn and ridicule of the humor-impaired legal counsel. Linden Lab is well-known for having strict hiring standards, including a requirement for having a sense of humor, from which our lawyers receive no exception.

In conclusion, your invitation to submit a cease-and-desist letter is hereby rejected.


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