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Yo momma so skinny...

Salazar Jack
Nova Albion native
Join date: 12 Feb 2004
Posts: 1,105
10-13-2004 15:55
I thought she was an alpha!
Siggy Romulus
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Join date: 22 Sep 2003
Posts: 5,711
10-13-2004 17:53
She uses a nipple ring as a belt.
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Salazar Jack
Nova Albion native
Join date: 12 Feb 2004
Posts: 1,105
10-13-2004 19:12
Yo momma so skinny -- she falls through the ground at sim borders.
Sinatra Cartier
From Beta to Zeta!
Join date: 8 Jan 2003
Posts: 533
10-13-2004 19:16
Yo momma so skinny -- she gotta tie knots in her legs to have some knees!
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Teeny Leviathan
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Join date: 20 May 2003
Posts: 2,716
10-13-2004 19:21
Yo momma so skinny -- She uses dental floss for toilet paper!
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Driftwood Nomad
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Join date: 10 May 2003
Posts: 451
10-13-2004 20:34
Yo momma so skinny no one can rate her or exchange calling cards because they can't click on her.

Yo momma so skinny she's dressing up as a landmark beacon for halloween.
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Goshua Lament
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Join date: 25 Dec 2003
Posts: 703
10-13-2004 20:38
Yo momma's so skinny she uses a pixel as her clothing.
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Nexus Nash
Undercover Linden
Join date: 18 Dec 2002
Posts: 1,084
10-13-2004 22:30
Yo momma so skinny she can't hold an L$ balance!
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Newfie Pendragon
Crusty and proud of it
Join date: 19 Dec 2003
Posts: 1,025
10-14-2004 06:07
Yo momma so skinny she doesn't need to cheat to get past a door prim, she just slips through the crack in frame.

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Eggy Lippmann
Wiktator
Join date: 1 May 2003
Posts: 7,939
10-14-2004 06:13
Yo momma so skinny she built a luxurious estate on her "First Land" plot.
Artillo Fredericks
Friendly Orange Demon
Join date: 1 Jun 2004
Posts: 1,327
10-14-2004 08:23
Yo momma so skinny that she would disappear if she used advanced cut!

Yo momma so skinny she don't even show up on the asset server!

Yo momma so skinny that when she uses dance animations, she looks like a floppy piece of spagetti!


Hey where's the "Yo momma so fat" SL one-liners thread??? EDIT: oops spoke too soon! Here it is! /120/62/24749/1.html

Arti

BTW... check this out along the same lines... www.yourmom.com
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Lilith Caldera
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Join date: 7 Jun 2004
Posts: 21
10-15-2004 13:49
hehe...

Yo momma SO skinny, dey set her material to 'light' and use her as a laser beam in Club Elite!

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Lash Xevious
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Join date: 8 May 2004
Posts: 1,348
10-15-2004 14:05
Yo momma's so skinny, fat momma used her for a -- ahem -- nevermind.
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Bub Linden
Recreational Sinner
Join date: 24 Mar 2004
Posts: 41
Yo momma so dang skinneh...
10-15-2004 14:16
...When she gives you a hug it sounds like dry twigs snappin'.

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rinaz bijoux
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Join date: 8 Oct 2004
Posts: 1,238
10-24-2004 07:50
I wish I was skinnier ....

Ahem .. anyways, yo momma so skinny, she uses a taco shell to go parasailing!
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billy Madison
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Join date: 6 Jun 2004
Posts: 2,175
10-24-2004 08:35
yo mamma so skinny chance strapped a land scanner to her and no one even noticed her there!
Tikki Kerensky
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Join date: 12 Aug 2004
Posts: 687
10-24-2004 09:16
Yo momma so skinny, her data fits between the 1s and 0s.
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