Young Americans

They pulled in just behind the fridge
He lays her down, he frowns
Gee my life’s a funny thing, am I still too young?
He kissed her then and there
She took his ring, took his babies
It took him minutes, took her nowhere
Heaven knows, she’d have taken anything, but

All night
She wants the young american
Young american, young american, she wants the young american
All right
She wants the young american

Scanning life through the picture windows
She finds the slinky vagabond
He coughs as he passes her ford mustang, but
Heaven forbid, she’ll take anything
But the freak, and his type, all for nothing
He misses a step and cuts his hand, but
Showing nothing, he swoops like a song
She cries where have all papa’s heroes gone?

Chorus:
All night
She wants the young american
Young american, young american, she wants the young american
All right
She wants the young american

All the way from washington
Her bread-winner begs off the bathroom floor
We live for just these twenty years
Do we have to die for the fifty more?

All night
She wants the young american
Young american, young american, she wants the young american
All right!!
She wants the young american

Do you remember, your president nixon?
Do you remember, the bills you have to pay
Or even yesterday

Have you been an un-american?
Just you and your idol singing falsetto ’bout
Leather, leather everywhere, and
Not a myth left from the ghetto
Well, well, well, would you carry a razor
In case, just in case of depression
Sit on your hands on a bus of survivors
Blushing at all the afro-sheilas
Ain’t that close to love?
Well, ain’t that poster love?
Well, it ain’t that barbie doll
Her heart’s been broken just like you have

And
All night
You want the young american
Young american, young american, you want the young american
All right
You want the young american

You ain’t a pimp and you ain’t a hustler
A pimp’s got a cadi and a lady got a chrysler
Black’s got respect, and white’s got his soul train
Mama’s got cramps, and look at your hands ache
I heard the news today, oh boy
I got a suite and you got defeat
Ain’t there a man you can say no more?
And, ain’t there a woman I can sock on the jaw?
And, ain’t there a child I can hold without judging?
Ain’t there a pen that will write before they die?
Ain’t you proud that you’ve still got faces?
Ain’t there one damn song that can make me
Break down and cry?

All night
I want the young american
Young american, young american, I want the young american
All right
I want the young american
Young american
Young american, young american, I want the young american
(I want with you, I want with you want)
All right
(you want it, I want you you, you want i, I want you want)
Young american, young american, I want the young american (I want to want, to want, to want , to want i, I want you)
All right
(lord I wanted the young american)
(young american)
Young american, young american
I want the young american
Mmmmmm mmm

Discuss.

That was the best performance EVER

Yeah we really nailed that one

You were really spot-on with your parts!

Thanks, I tried

I am simply blown away after reading this thread in it's entirety.

Hey you don't have to tell me twice

But I only told you once

The ruse is over

IT HAS ONLY BEGUN

Do you remember a guy that's been
In such an early song
I heard a rumour from Ground Control
Oh no, don't say it's true

They got a message from the action man
"I'm happy, hope you're happy too
I've loved all I needed to love"
Sordid details following

The shreiking of nothing is killing
Just pictures of Jap girls in synthesis and I
ain't got no money and I ain't got no hair
But I'm hoping to kick...but the planet is growing

CHORUS Ashes to Ashes, funk to funky
We know Major Tom's a junkie
Strung out on heaven's high
Hitting an all-time low

Time and again I tell myself
I'll stay clean tonight
But the little green wheels are following me
Oh no, not again

I'm stuck with a valuable friend
"I'm happy, hope you're happy too"
One flash of light...but no smoking pistol

I've never done good things
I've never done bad things
I've never done anything out of the blue, woh-o-oh

Want an axe to break the ice
Want to come down right now

CHORUS

REPEAT
My mother said to get things done
You better not mess with Major Tom

4:00 PM
<camera pans from Nora to Rita in their cluttered computer room strewn with old issues of Seventeen magazine, Doritos bags, empty Shasta soda cans, Clearasil, and Britney Spears posters>

Nora: "heehee, Rita, we REALLY got 'em mad this time! HIGH FIVE!"

Rita: <between licks of a candy cane> "Hold on, let me log in with an alt, I will really piss them off"

Nora: "Ok, but hurry, I have to go visit Willow Jones in a bit.

Rita: "Ok, I am in. Let me post some meaningless bunk in this memorial thread.

Nora: "Heehee, I just posted the 'blown away after reading...' again, I see Darko is in here, this should be good!" <rubs Pixie Stix stained hands together in nearly orgasmic bliss>

6:00 PM
<camera pans from Nora to Rita in their cluttered computer room strewn with old issues of Seventeen magazine, Doritos bags, empty Shasta soda cans, Clearasil, and Britney Spears posters>

Nora: "heehee, Rita, we REALLY got 'em mad this time! HIGH FIVE!"

Rita: <between bites of a bright red fruit roll up> "Hold on, let me log in with an alt, I will really piss them off"

Nora: "Ok, but hurry, I have to go visit Willow Jones in a bit.

Rita: "Ok, I am in. Let me post some assinine remark in this birthday thread.

Nora: "Heehee, I just posted the 'blown away after reading...' again, I see Darko is in here, this should be good!" <rubs Hershey bar stained hands together in nearly orgasmic bliss>

8:00 PM
<camera pans from Nora to Rita in their cluttered computer room strewn with old issues of Seventeen magazine, Doritos bags, empty Shasta soda cans, Clearasil, and Britney Spears posters>

Nora: "heehee, Rita, we REALLY got 'em mad this time! HIGH FIVE!"

Rita: <between spoonfuls of ice cream> "Hold on, let me log in with an alt, I will really piss them off"

Nora: "Ok, but hurry, I have to go visit Willow Jones in a bit.

Rita: "Ok, I am in. Let me post some garbage in this thread.

Nora: "Heehee, I just posted the 'blown away after reading...' again, I see Darko is in here, this should be good!" <rubs Hershey bar stained hands together in nearly orgasmic bliss>

10:00 PM
<camera pans from Nora to Rita in their cluttered computer room strewn with old issues of Seventeen magazine, Doritos bags, empty Shasta soda cans, Clearasil, and Britney Spears posters>

Nora: "heehee, Rita, we REALLY got 'em mad this time! HIGH FIVE!"

Rita: <between bites of a Snickers bar> "Hold on, let me log in with an alt, I will really piss them off"

Nora: "Ok, but hurry, I have to go visit Willow Jones in a bit.

Rita: "Ok, I am in. Let me post some meaningless drivel in this poll thread.

Nora: "Heehee, I just posted the 'blown away after reading...' again, I see Darko is in here, this should be good!" <rubs Dorito stained hands together in nearly orgasmic bliss>

10:15 PM
Mom: "Time for bed girls! I mean it! Brush your teeth!"

Nora and Rita together: "Awwwwww Mom, OK.

Nora to Rita: "WOW! We got a lot done today!"

Rita to Nora: "I can't wait until tomorrow!"

Nora to Rita: "Me either!"

Rita and Nora together: "WE ARE SOOOOOO COOL IT HURTS!"

-Nolan Nash

thanks a lot this thread was about Young Americans now you ruined it

I am simply blown away by Mr. Stardust!