My profile would be...

hum i did it wrong dident i oh well i tried

Oh good. Here I thought I'd gone and hallucinated not bumping my own thread.
(And this isn't a bump either! No, it's a reply. )

There is no wrong. Only doo.

Never mind, have a petit-four.

Eboni Khan
Joined: March 2004
FIC join date: I'm too fabulous to be Feted, and too lazy for conspiracies
SL Profession: Diva
Store: House of Hucci
Location: Where the lag doesn't damage my good looks
SL Income: Just enough to keep me Fabulous
Likes: Creating, Collaborating, Socializing
Dislikes:Tringo, Bad Neighbors ,Avie Bellys
Quoted: "People in SL aren't Anti-business, they are Anti-Asshole"
Sign: Sagittarius
Tips for beginners: Ask plenty questions, find an established Resident and make them your friend. SL isn't all about money, the best things in World are free.

well its all about efort i gave it mine considering how i am its alot for me
as you noticed im new to the forums really just not new to sl i joined a year ago this is a second account, flame lafollette sounds.........well it just dident fit me

my tip is, dont ask me for help im usless at it, if you want something i proberbly have it and will give it cause you know i can manage that without explaining but ask me how to put a tattoo on and your going to walk away with a headache even more confused with me standing there sad feeling like a total plonker cause i made it worst
i have no organisation skills! including giving directional help with stuff LOL!

MrsJakal "MJ" Suavage
Joined: July 19, 2004
FIC join date: I was told I had to be beta born
SL Profession: Professional shopper for the lindens
Store: MJ Creations
Location: Oslar
SL Income: None, I spend more than I make
Likes: Creative Builds, Forums and Bub Linden pole dancing!
Quoted: Don't think I have ever been quoted
Sign: Aries
Tips for beginners: Remember that everyone was a n00b once!

Tripper Tapioca
Joined: October 15th, 2004
FIC join date: 'fraid I'm not turtle-y enough for the turtle club
SL Profession: Parking Lot Manager/Skateboard n Bike Maker
Store: Rebel Riders Skateshop
Location: somewhere between here and there
SL Income: enough
Likes: building, weird people, my boomb0x, sandboxes, running
Quoted: "I'm pretty morbid, but in an upbeat kinda way"
Sign: Sagitarius
Tips for beginners: Wear a helmet.

Jonquille Noir

Joined: 1/17/04
FIC join date: I'm not a Joiner
SL Profession: Clothier
Store: Little Rebel Designs
Location: Gallinas
SL Income: Enough to make me giggle.
Likes: Good conversation. People that don't take themselves too seriously. All things Rockabilly. Winning the internet!
Dislikes Snobs, Cliques, sycophants, texturing Prisms.
Quoted: It's my profile, I can have dislikes if I want to.
Sign: Seas turning to blood.
Tips for beginners: Experiment. Try everything. When you find something you really enjoy, then try to make money at it. Even if you don't make money, you've still won.

Jeffrey Gomez

Join Date: 6/11/2004
FIC Join Date: Confidential
SL Profession: Demigod
Store: list events = [];
SL Income: Praise
Likes: Empty Sims, 3D Design, Scripting, FIC/Despair.Com Posters
Dislikes: Propaganda
Quoted: state_entry()
Sign: Seal and Deliver
Tips for Beginners: The End Game begins Day One. If you're grinding time away, you're doing something wrong. And Fridays are Free Pie Days.

Nikki Seraph

Joined: 2 Jan 2005
FIC join date: n/a
SL Profession: texturer, clothier, smartass (wait, that's RL, too)
Store: eNVe Designs
Location: Simcoe, mostly.
SL Income: Enough to 'live comfortably' ... and have the things I like.
Likes: photoshop, notepad (for the purposes of web design, etc), cheetos, cherry coke.
Quoted: I have gone to look for myself. If I should return before I get back, please keep me here.
Sign: fishy fishy
Tips for beginners: Don't be afraid to try new things. Just dive right in. It's your SL, make of it what you want it to be! And if you aren't sure HOW to do something, never ever be afraid to ask!

Lora Morgan
Joined: March 2004
FIC join date: I'm an unbelonger
SL Profession: I slap color on t-shirts
Store: LUXE in Limantour (with Lo)
Location: just moved to Nipigon
SL Income: wait, I'm supposed to make money?
Likes: Shiny things, innertooobs, goofy/interesting people
Sign: "A" in a circle
Tips for beginners: Try a little of everything; no single thing is all that hard to do. Then you just put it all together.

Thanks everyone, so far!

Keep' em comming!

Jincey Firefly
Joined: July 2004
FIC join date: hmm, my invitation was lost in the mail
SL Profession: goofer offer, clothing maker, particle purveyor, texture torturer and script tinkerer
Store: Jincey's in Bear
Location: where ever I go, there I am
SL Income: where do I sign up for some of that?
Likes: flying, peaches, Disney Land
Quoted: The truth is out there, but I forgot the URL
Sign: Estate Sale
Tips for beginners: rez it on the ground first, and if its a box open it, if it's a thing, take it back and wear it
Eliminate and abolish redundancy.

Hahaha... this is a fantastic thread. I really don't know what to write for mine, but that's okay, because I like reading your guys's!



Good heavens, Jincey! BEAUTIFUL!!!

Joined: April 2005 as Adam
FIC join date: December 1969 (see join date on the left)
SL Profession: Liaison
Store: Nope, Just a little hut all for me.
Location: In my chair, at my desk, California/Ambelside(LindenVillage)
SL Income: $1,000,000,000,000,000.00 ... okay that's not true -> $0.00
Likes: People who give idea's, inspiration and support to what we all want SL to be.
Favorite Quote: "Egon, You're going to endager us. Us and our nice client, who paid us in advance, before she became a dog."
Personal Quote: "No, I am not Adam Zaius. I've never even met Adam Zauis. Heck I barely know Adam Linden" *smirks*
Sign: Capricorn
Tips for beginners: LIVE Help! They are the way to go, everytime

Can I haf a go?

Kris Ritter

Join Date: October 2003
FIC Join Date: Ha! Like they'd have me.
SL Profession: Professional Bum. Occasional troublemaker. Complete Bitch.
Store: None.
Location: On a sky platform out of your way.
SL Income: None. But I sure spend a lot.
Likes: the virtual lego.
Dislikes: not being able to play with the virtual lego due to crippling bugs.
Quoted: in Cristiano's sig a few times. yay me.
Sign: Scorpio
Tips for Beginners: Don't read the forums. Second Life really isnt like that at all. Oh. And buy my sim!

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Joined: 05-22-04
FIC join date: Im too Sexy for the FIC
SL Profession: Mother of Love and SL Aristocrat .
Store: Tango Room (Rawr)
Location: Sakai
SL Income: *sigh*
Likes: good conversation, long walks on the beach, and candellight dinners
Quoted: What do you want to do tonight Waves? Conquer Second Life or jump on a sex ball?
Sign: Slow
Tips for beginners: Debug, Force Sunset when your building so you dont go blind building in the dark.

Madiera Westerburg aka Aurora Maracas
Joined: 04-06-04
FIC join date: not joined per SE, but sex slave and makeover artist to a few of the top leaders...
SL Profession: Mummy, makeover artist
Store: fully supportive of nephilaine and her awesome clothes, and lost thereian hair!
Location: sometimes quat, sometimes where the family is, sometimes welcome area hitting on noobs
SL Income: used to be GOM, but currently its borrowing from whatever family member is on
Likes: hair hair hair! and neph clothes, watching eggy do his magic script wise, and making others happy
Quoted: I DIDNT DO IT!
Sign: confused, red star
Tips for beginners: if you are a noob and you dont want to LOOK like a noob...ask me for help i will make you look like an oldbie!
it cant rain all the time!

bwahahahaha!!!

Dakota Callahan

Joined: 07-21-04
FIC Join Date: I would tell you, but then I'd have to kill you...
SL Profession: Builder, Scripter, Secret Agent, Dominatrix
Store: DCD - Dakota Callahan Designs
Location: Kirkstone (235,105)
SL Income: Billions and Billions.... no, wait, that's me chanelling Carl Sagen...
Likes: shopping, torturing prims, locking newbies in the dungeon...
Dislikes: lag, the login server, griefers
Quoted: "I'm not bad, I'm just rendered that way..."
Sign: No Parking
Tips for Beginners: The love of money is the root of all evil.
"It wasn't my fault!"

Isablan Neva

Joined: November, 2004
FIC join date: My inner core was feted and celebrated long before SL was even a twinkle in Philip’s eye.
SL Profession: Landscape artist/mystic/random bohemian
Store: SL Botanical Gardens
Location: Federal
SL Income: Enough to buy a few new sex balls every month
Likes: dancing nakie, trees, architecture, silk dresses, Richie
Dislikes: Whiners & anyone who is part of the problem instead of the solution
Quoted: “I even tried throwing myself at Schwan one night, but he was more interested in the sheep.”
Sign: dangerous curves ahead
Tips for beginners: 1) don’t confuse SL with RL 2) SL is a lot more fun if you don’t give a shit about making money.
Motto: Life is a banquet and most poor bastards are starving to death.

Jillian,

You started this... sorta... you should make SL Trading Cards for the residents using these profiles.

*poke jillian*