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What Shall We Do With Jeska?

Kage Seraph
I Dig Giant Mecha
Join date: 3 Nov 2004
Posts: 513
09-25-2005 13:32
Hey all,

In a recent charity auction for Hurricane Katrina relief efforts, I won an hour of your favorite forum mod's time. Having never experienced the life milestone of being moderated on the forums, I'm not really familiar with Jeska and so I don't have a good idea to make constructive use of her generously-donated time. So I thought I'd entertain suggestions from folks (that's you).

If you had an hour with the forum mod, what would you do?

Guidelines for suggestions:
1) Major bonus points if it somehow raises additional funds for Katrina relief.
2) We're all adults here-- can we forego the "make her parade around the WA in a giant penis av" suggestions?
3) Bonus points if your suggestion involves the community in whatever we have her do (remember, I only have an hour of her time).
4) Something fun!

Let me know what y'all think! Thanks for your brainstorm!!

Kage

PS-- I also won time with Rheya Linden, a Liaison. What the heck should I do with her??
Misnomer Jones
3 is the magic number
Join date: 27 Jan 2003
Posts: 1,800
09-25-2005 13:58
Dunk booth, $5 L for 3 tries
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Ulrika Zugzwang
Magnanimous in Victory
Join date: 10 Jun 2004
Posts: 6,382
09-25-2005 14:13
Lock her in a room with me for an hour and don't open the door no matter how loud she screams. (Reference to a humorous scene from Young Frankenstein.)

~Ulrika~
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Eggy Lippmann
Wiktator
Join date: 1 May 2003
Posts: 7,939
09-25-2005 14:16
From: Ulrika Zugzwang
Lock her in a room with me for an hour and don't open the door no matter how loud she screams.

Yes! You took the words right out of my mouth :D
Zapoteth Zaius
Is back
Join date: 14 Feb 2004
Posts: 5,634
09-25-2005 14:17
From: Kage Seraph
*snip*
If you had an hour with the forum mod, what would you do?

*snip*

PS-- I also won time with Rheya Linden, a Liaison. What the heck should I do with her??


Fight to the DEATH!
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Eggy Lippmann
Wiktator
Join date: 1 May 2003
Posts: 7,939
09-25-2005 14:25
Why dont you guys hold a town hall with Jeska? If you're going to waste an hour of her time, it might as well be used for something productive that would benefit the community at large :)
As for Rheya, well, if you dont want her I would be happy to take her off your hands for free ;)
Jeska Linden
Administrator
Join date: 26 Jul 2004
Posts: 2,388
09-25-2005 15:03
Ha! Remember the announcement, it must be kept PG ;)
Teeny Leviathan
Never started World War 3
Join date: 20 May 2003
Posts: 2,716
09-25-2005 15:09
From: Zapoteth Zaius
Fight to the DEATH!


20,000 Qualteroos on Jeska. :D
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Zapoteth Zaius
Is back
Join date: 14 Feb 2004
Posts: 5,634
09-25-2005 15:18
From: Jeska Linden
Ha! Remember the announcement, it must be kept PG ;)


Is a fight to the death PG?
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Kage Seraph
I Dig Giant Mecha
Join date: 3 Nov 2004
Posts: 513
09-25-2005 16:14
From: Eggy Lippmann
Why dont you guys hold a town hall with Jeska? If you're going to waste an hour of her time, it might as well be used for something productive that would benefit the community at large :)
As for Rheya, well, if you dont want her I would be happy to take her off your hands for free ;)


Supposing we did the townhall thing, hmm. Need good town hall-esque questions. I think I'd moderate them to avoid forum drahma questions. I paid good linden dollars for this! ;)
Keknehv Psaltery
Hacker
Join date: 11 Apr 2005
Posts: 1,185
09-25-2005 16:21
I'd personally just request for her to make an image for her classic "Moved to off-topic" post. You know, some kind of stamp, like a brand or an FDA classification.
Jeffrey Gomez
Cubed™
Join date: 11 Jun 2004
Posts: 3,522
09-25-2005 19:04
An hour of Stand-Up Comedy, while adhering to Forum Guidelines.

"And *edited* was so *edited* that *edited* must have *Moved to Off-Topic!*"
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Nephilaine Protagonist
PixelSlinger
Join date: 22 Jul 2003
Posts: 1,693
09-25-2005 19:20
if it were me, i would hug her repeatedly and thank her over and over for doing a good job with responsibilities that noone in thier right mind would envy. :)

<jeska3
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Torley Linden
Enlightenment!
Join date: 15 Sep 2004
Posts: 16,530
09-25-2005 19:27
Bringing this one back preemptively, for nostalgia's sake, and hoping Jeska posts here. ^_^


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Misnomer Jones
3 is the magic number
Join date: 27 Jan 2003
Posts: 1,800
09-25-2005 20:10
From: someone
and hoping Jeska posts here.


uh. she already did
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Torley Linden
Enlightenment!
Join date: 15 Sep 2004
Posts: 16,530
09-25-2005 20:20
From: Misnomer Jones
uh. she already did


SEE what time travel and multiverses does to someone? ;)
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Martin Magpie
Catherine Cotton
Join date: 13 Nov 2004
Posts: 1,826
09-25-2005 20:51
From: Kage Seraph
Hey all,

In a recent charity auction for Hurricane Katrina relief efforts, I won an hour of your favorite forum mod's time. Having never experienced the life milestone of being moderated on the forums, I'm not really familiar with Jeska and so I don't have a good idea to make constructive use of her generously-donated time. So I thought I'd entertain suggestions from folks (that's you).

If you had an hour with the forum mod, what would you do?

Guidelines for suggestions:
1) Major bonus points if it somehow raises additional funds for Katrina relief.
2) We're all adults here-- can we forego the "make her parade around the WA in a giant penis av" suggestions?
3) Bonus points if your suggestion involves the community in whatever we have her do (remember, I only have an hour of her time).
4) Something fun!

Let me know what y'all think! Thanks for your brainstorm!!

Kage

PS-- I also won time with Rheya Linden, a Liaison. What the heck should I do with her??


I suggest you take that time and explain the entire community standards and tos to her. in order that she might pass judgement "equaly" yup that would be time well spent.

Either that or....

plant a big hicky on her for the world to see she is now your woman.
Huns Valen
Don't PM me here.
Join date: 3 May 2003
Posts: 2,749
09-25-2005 23:13
rake fight
Siggy Romulus
DILLIGAF
Join date: 22 Sep 2003
Posts: 5,711
09-26-2005 00:13
FFS - get a bottle of wine, a picnic blanket and go to Clementina... Relax, watch the clouds, be a gent and show her a hassle free good time..

Alternatively you could be like me and just blow crap up for an hour and roll toilets down a giant ramp.


I don't often take my own advice... mainly because I'm not the kind of person i would ask for it.
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From: Jesse Linden
I, for one, am highly un-helped by this thread
Garnet Psaltery
Walking on the Moon
Join date: 12 Apr 2005
Posts: 913
09-26-2005 02:04
From: Nephilaine Protagonist
if it were me, i would hug her repeatedly and thank her over and over for doing a good job with responsibilities that noone in thier right mind would envy. :)

<jeska3


I second that. In fact, I think all our Lindens could benefit from a hug-a-thon. I'll be near the top of the queue :D
Newfie Pendragon
Crusty and proud of it
Join date: 19 Dec 2003
Posts: 1,025
09-26-2005 06:20
From: Zapoteth Zaius
Is a fight to the death PG?


Death and violence is always PG. It's if you show a bit of skin that makes it 'Mature'.

I dont make this stuff up, I just observe it!



- Newfie
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Kage Seraph
I Dig Giant Mecha
Join date: 3 Nov 2004
Posts: 513
09-26-2005 11:11
Hey Jeska, drop me a line with what you think of these suggestions. I'm flexible. =)
Emma Soyinka
Got moo? o_o
Join date: 13 Sep 2005
Posts: 218
09-26-2005 16:15
Pudding wrestling. (fully clothed in a bikini makes it PG right?)
Garnet Psaltery
Walking on the Moon
Join date: 12 Apr 2005
Posts: 913
09-27-2005 00:01
Just as long as it's not with spotted dick.
Julian Fate
80's Pop Star
Join date: 19 Oct 2003
Posts: 1,020
09-27-2005 01:23
From: Garnet Psaltery
Just as long as it's not with spotted dick.

How about with some faggots?



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