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Shadow Weaver
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01-14-2005 08:46
If your dinky is the size of a Pinky then you need to stay away from a web cam...hehe.
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Paris Cellardoor
Jefa del Cartel
Join date: 28 Dec 2003
Posts: 867
01-14-2005 08:53
From: Kris Ritter
He said 'here, I have something to show you'...up pops color zoom close up of his old fella with his face cheesily grinning out of focus in the background. I paused and said 'so what did you want to show me?


HAHA...ROFL..NICE!! :D
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 6,627
01-14-2005 08:58
Actually, this begs a question: If a guy gives you a picture of his penis with copy and transfer on it, is it ok for you to share it and use it as you please?

And is that any less offensive coming from someone else than it is from the 'proud' owner?

:p
Shadow Weaver
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Join date: 13 Jan 2003
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01-14-2005 09:01
From: Kris Ritter
Actually, this begs a question: If a guy gives you a picture of his penis with copy and transfer on it, is it ok for you to share it and use it as you please?

And is that any less offensive coming from someone else than it is from the 'proud' owner?

:p


<<Bites tongue really hard cause typing my thoughts would definately get me ousted for a week.

Shadow
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Siobhan Taylor
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Join date: 13 Aug 2003
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01-14-2005 09:01
From: Kris Ritter
Actually, this begs a question: If a guy gives you a picture of his penis with copy and transfer on it, is it ok for you to share it and use it as you please?

And is that any less offensive coming from someone else than it is from the 'proud' owner?

:p

You could start a penis museum ...
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Xtopherxaos Ixtab
D- in English
Join date: 7 Oct 2004
Posts: 884
01-14-2005 09:28
*sniffs* No one sends me anything good...no nakey pics or nuffin' *pouts*
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Paris Cellardoor
Jefa del Cartel
Join date: 28 Dec 2003
Posts: 867
01-14-2005 09:53
From: Siobhan Taylor
You could start a penis museum ...


Hehe...SIo would that be RL penises or SL? I personally find SL penises to be quite hideous...hehe I even remember that some even had their own light source. LOL :p
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Rose Karuna
Lizard Doctor
Join date: 5 Jun 2004
Posts: 3,772
01-14-2005 10:01
From: Xtopherxaos Ixtab
*sniffs* No one sends me anything good...no nakey pics or nuffin' *pouts*


Well I was initially searching for a naked sheep for you but then I found this naked aussi sheep herder that I thought you might enjoy more than a naked sheep.
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Rose Karuna
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01-14-2005 10:03
From: Paris Cellardoor
Hehe...SIo would that be RL penises or SL? I personally find SL penises to be quite hideous...hehe I even remember that some even had their own light source. LOL :p


Real life ones don't exactly jump up and scream Mona Lisa for me either. :D

Or maybe I'm just vary particular about my penises.
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Paris Cellardoor
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01-14-2005 10:15
From: Rose Karuna
Real life ones don't exactly jump up and scream Mona Lisa for me either. :D

Or maybe I'm just vary particular about my penises.


LOL...I know..wrinkly fugly lookin things. :eek: I mean really is genitalia pretty??? IMO I don't think so.
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Shadow Weaver
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01-14-2005 10:21
From: Paris Cellardoor
LOL...I know..wrinkly fugly lookin things. :eek: I mean really is genitalia pretty??? IMO I don't think so.


looks are decieving..;)
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Pendari Lorentz
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Join date: 5 Sep 2003
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01-14-2005 12:53
From: Cristiano Midnight
If you really want a great comeback, you have to ask Pendari what she said to a certain person about the size of his member after being shown it on a web cam lol. It is one of the most emasculating things I've ever heard and I laughed hysterically when she told me about it. I can't begin to post it here or she would kill me :)


ROFL!!! :D :p

Hey, I was just trying to be honest with the guy. In some ways I guess it could even have been a sort of compliment. hehe

For those who are curious, I don't mind sharing. I pretty much just told him point blank that he seemed to have a nice penis for Anal Sex. :cool:
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
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01-14-2005 12:57
From: Pendari Lorentz
ROFL!!! :D :p

Hey, I was just trying to be honest with the guy. In some ways I guess it could even have been a sort of compliment. hehe

For those who are curious, I don't mind sharing. I pretty much just told him point blank that he seemed to have a nice penis for Anal Sex. :cool:


We'll have to compare notes later, Pen. We may be talking about the same guy. I shall send on the picture for you to identify. :p
Pendari Lorentz
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01-14-2005 13:03
From: Kris Ritter
We'll have to compare notes later, Pen. We may be talking about the same guy. I shall send on the picture for you to identify. :p


haha.. that's fine Kris. Though the person I saw was on a webcam, not a picture. But who knows! Could be one and the same still! :p
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Beryl Greenacre
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Join date: 24 Jun 2003
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01-14-2005 13:25
From: Pendari Lorentz
For those who are curious, I don't mind sharing. I pretty much just told him point blank that he seemed to have a nice penis for Anal Sex. :cool:
Pen, you are the absolute master... er, make that mistress... of the backhanded compliment. :)
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Wall Street
Mr. Warm Fuzzy
Join date: 20 Aug 2004
Posts: 312
01-14-2005 13:26
Boring. I'm a male, love my penis, and can't wait to use it tonight.
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Cristiano Midnight
Evil Snapshot Baron
Join date: 17 May 2003
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01-14-2005 13:27
From: Kris Ritter
We'll have to compare notes later, Pen. We may be talking about the same guy. I shall send on the picture for you to identify. :p


Quick, hold up your pinky to a webcam, and then bend it in half, and you have the likeness down cold :)
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Jaz Zephyr
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Join date: 17 Sep 2004
Posts: 72
01-14-2005 14:20
I have never sent a picture of my penis to any woman in SL. I promise to never send a picture of my penis to any woman in SL.





Unless they beg for it. :D
Cross Lament
Loose-brained Vixen
Join date: 20 Mar 2004
Posts: 1,115
01-14-2005 14:39
From: Paris Cellardoor
LOL...I know..wrinkly fugly lookin things. :eek: I mean really is genitalia pretty??? IMO I don't think so.


I dunno... a friend sent me a picture of his, and it was really cute! Of course, he'd stuck a pair of big googly paper eyes on it, and a little paper forked tongue sticking out of... um... well, yeah, it made a really cute snakey. :o :D
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Adam Cooper
Just call me Uncle Adam..
Join date: 10 Oct 2004
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01-14-2005 15:09
I agree totally..........

Unsolicited pics of any nudity (not just Dicks) is a big no-no in my book. It is totally not needed nor wanted by the masses. I would suggest finding out who this "kids" mom may be and report him to her insted; I am sure he will have no time after that to be doing anything like that again for a while!

If someone wants to see your "private parts" excellent! If not, keep them to yourself please. Most of us have better things to do than suffer "junk mail"! I have never done such a thing (a unsolicited pic) nor will I ever as it is the apitimey of rudeness, crudeness, and the halmark of a true lout!!!

Let me put it this way... Keep it to yourself or run the risk of having it cut-off!!!

Nuff said...............

P.S: Anyone wanna see my small one??? jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk

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Lash Xevious
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Join date: 8 May 2004
Posts: 1,348
01-14-2005 15:34
Guys who do this are those sad creeps crawling on drunk chicks in clubs. And the chick is like 2 feet taller than him. I remember that scene, had his tongue out. Looked like a chihuahua humping a giraffe.

What's frustrating about getting harassed like this online is that you can't swing around and kick his balls to the back of his head. You're just infected with that pitiful vision of their sexual frustration.
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Rita Groshomme
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01-14-2005 18:38
best thread ever
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Willow Zander
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01-14-2005 18:44
From: Rita Groshomme
best thread ever



After reading it in its entirerity, aren't you simply just blown away? like say for another week :rolleyes: :p
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Issarlk Chatnoir
Cross L. apologist.
Join date: 3 Oct 2004
Posts: 424
01-15-2005 07:59
I sense that there is a market here ; if they are so proud of their IRL penis, I bet they'd pay good L$ to have a SL one textured after it.
I guess all it'd take would be a few photos from every sides and some photoshopery.
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Devlin Gallant
Thought Police
Join date: 18 Jun 2003
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01-15-2005 09:36
From: Wall Street
Boring. I'm a male, love my penis, and can't wait to use it tonight.


Odd, your sister says that you are hung like a bug.
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