How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Kendra Bancroft
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02-07-2005 10:48
How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a lightbulb?
*None. *There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its' conditions are improving every day. *Any reports of its' lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. *There is no shortage of filament. *That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. *Why do you hate freedom?
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David Valentino
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02-07-2005 10:59
From: Kendra Bancroft How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a lightbulb?
*None. *There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its' conditions are improving every day. *Any reports of its' lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. *There is no shortage of filament. *That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. *Why do you hate freedom? LOL! Nice 
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Nolan Nash
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02-07-2005 11:02
How many leftys does it take to change a light bulb? At least ten, as they need to hold a debate on whether or not the light bulb exists. Even if they can agree upon the existence of the light bulb, they still might not change it, to keep from alienating those who might use other forms of light. 
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pandastrong Fairplay
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02-07-2005 11:03
From: Nolan Nash How many leftys does it take to change a light bulb? At least ten, as they need to hold a debate on whether or not the light bulb exists. Even if they can agree upon the existence of the light bulb, they still might not change it, to keep from alienating those who might use other forms of light.  Uch, Nolan hates freedom. $$$ sigh 
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Nolan Nash
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02-07-2005 11:05
From: pandastrong Fairplay Uch, Nolan hates freedom. $$$ sigh  Huh? It's a joke. I am slightly left of center. 
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pandastrong Fairplay
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02-07-2005 11:13
From: Nolan Nash Huh? It's a joke. I am slightly left of center.  Uch, still rambling on about your distaste for freedom, huh? $$$ sigh 
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Kendra Bancroft
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02-07-2005 11:14
From: Nolan Nash How many leftys does it take to change a light bulb? At least ten, as they need to hold a debate on whether or not the light bulb exists. Even if they can agree upon the existence of the light bulb, they still might not change it, to keep from alienating those who might use other forms of light.  No No No. It would be more like: * 500,000 to march on DC and demand that Bush enacts legislation to change the lightbulb.
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Nolan Nash
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02-07-2005 11:27
From: pandastrong Fairplay Uch, still rambling on about your distaste for freedom, huh? $$$ sigh  *Dons Jackboots and starts digging mass graves* 
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Darko Cellardoor
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02-07-2005 11:27
Nolan is part of the Illuminati. He is a direct descendant of one the 13 bloodline families (and their offshoots) that make up a major portion of this controlling elite. NOLAN IS THE NEW WORLD ORDER. Just look at his forum av...it reeks of secret fraternal societies and unchecked power! 
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pandastrong Fairplay
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02-07-2005 11:28
Whatever, he sounds like NeoCon Nash to me. 
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Nolan Nash
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02-07-2005 11:30
From: Kendra Bancroft No No No. It would be more like:
* 500,000 to march on DC and demand that Bush enacts legislation to change the lightbulb. Maybe he would send in the 10th Mountain Division or the 3rd Armored Cavalry Division. They might get it done within 3 or 4 years, with an acceptible amount of civilian deaths.
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Nolan Nash
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02-07-2005 11:31
From: Darko Cellardoor Nolan is part of the Illuminati. He is a direct descendant of one the 13 bloodline families (and their offshoots) that make up a major portion of this controlling elite. NOLAN IS THE NEW WORLD ORDER. Just look at his forum av...it reeks of secret fraternal societies and unchecked power!  that should read "fratricidal"
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Nolan Nash
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02-07-2005 11:33
From: pandastrong Fairplay Whatever, he sounds like NeoCon Nash to me.  I prefer NuevoConejo Nash if you don't mind. 
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Paolo Portocarrero
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02-07-2005 11:34
From: Darko Cellardoor Nolan is part of the Illuminati. He is a direct descendant of one the 13 bloodline families (and their offshoots) that make up a major portion of this controlling elite. NOLAN IS THE NEW WORLD ORDER. Just look at his forum av...it reeks of secret fraternal societies and unchecked power!  Silly...didn't you know that the Illuminati is now known collectively as "The World Monetary Fund," "The World Bank," and "The Federal Reserve Board, Inc.?" 
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Darko Cellardoor
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02-07-2005 11:44
From: Paolo Portocarrero Silly...didn't you know that the Illuminati is now known collectively as "The World Monetary Fund," "The World Bank," and "The Federal Reserve Board, Inc.?"  
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pandastrong Fairplay
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02-07-2005 11:53
That's it. I am blacklisting Nolan, Paolo, and Darko from something or other.
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Paolo Portocarrero
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02-07-2005 11:55
From: pandastrong Fairplay That's it. I am blacklisting Nolan, Paolo, and Darko from something or other. Woot! I look damn good in black, too. 
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pandastrong Fairplay
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02-07-2005 11:57
From: Paolo Portocarrero Woot! I look damn good in black, too.  I sooooo need a Paolo Eye for the Panda Guy episode.
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Nolan Nash
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02-07-2005 11:59
Me blacklisted? Slackwristed perhaps. 
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pandastrong Fairplay
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02-07-2005 12:05
From: Nolan Nash Me blacklisted? Slackwristed perhaps.  I hope Jeska moves this to the General forum. It is more relevant than we will ever know.
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Paolo Portocarrero
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02-07-2005 12:05
From: pandastrong Fairplay I sooooo need a Paolo Eye for the Panda Guy episode. *Effeminately jogs over to the black CIA-issue SUV and hops in* Fear not, sweetie. The Fab One is on his way to rescue you from that hazardous waste zone you call home. *Grabs hacksaw and file* Dahlin', those horns are comin' off! Pin him down, wouldja Vinny?
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pandastrong Fairplay
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02-07-2005 12:10
From: Paolo Portocarrero *Effeminately jogs over to the black CIA-issue SUV and hops in*
Fear not, sweetie. The Fab One is on his way to rescue you from that hazardous waste zone you call home.
*Grabs hacksaw and file*
Dahlin', those horns are comin' off! Pin him down, wouldja Vinny? I'm talking about my in-world AV, Paolo! I would classify him as "urban-casual-dipped-in-emo-sprinkles". He is hopeless, and he never changes his clothes. 
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"Honestly, you are a gem -- fun, creative, and possessing strong social convictions. I think LL should be paying you to be in their game."~ Ulrika Zugzwang on the iconography of pandastrong in the media "That's no good. Someone is going to take your place as SL's cutest boy while you're offline."~ Ingrid Ingersoll on the topic of LL refusing to pay pandastrong for being in their game.
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Nolan Nash
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02-07-2005 12:13
From: pandastrong Fairplay He is hopless Your a furry?
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pandastrong Fairplay
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02-07-2005 12:15
From: Nolan Nash Your a furry? I went to hit the edit button to correct the spelling mistake, but slipped and hit this one instead. 
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Paolo Portocarrero
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02-07-2005 12:20
From: pandastrong Fairplay I'm talking about my in-world AV, Paolo! I would classify him as "urban-casual-dipped-in-emo-sprinkles". He is hopeless, and he never changes his clothes.  Now sweetie, the Fab One doesn't stop with fashion, you know. It's all or nothing: Fashion, food & wine, interior design, grooming ( especially grooming) and culture! Stand back while I rock your world, hon! *fake hugs and kisses* Oh, no you didn't! *snap, snap* To the laundry with you and that shirt! *Grabs clippers and hair dryer from chic faux leather holster* Now, hold still hon while I apply the wax. My, what nappy, red hair you have -- all over! *rolls eyes and strikes a pose for the close-up* 
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