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Spooky Caligari
Registered User
Join date: 10 May 2005
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05-18-2005 15:14
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Brasky takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'
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Nolan Nash
Frischer Frosch
Join date: 15 May 2003
Posts: 7,141
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05-18-2005 17:03
"One time I was with Brasky in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Brasky goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Bill Brasky! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'Billbrasky' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'"
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Pete Fats
Geek
Join date: 18 Apr 2003
Posts: 648
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05-18-2005 17:20
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky taught his son how to drive? Well anyway, Brasky taught his son how to drive by entering him into the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. Brasky said, It would have happened sometime.
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Cybin Monde
Resident Moderator (?)
Join date: 27 Jan 2004
Posts: 2,468
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did i ever tell you...
05-18-2005 19:31
...i know a punk band that does a song called "to Bill Brasky"?
it's great.. hear: Dead Heros - to Bill Brasky (that's my artwork for the upcoming album/background/profile pic.. and no, it wasn't my choice to use it so much, hehe.) _____________________
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Wanker Kraken
Registered User
Join date: 28 Mar 2005
Posts: 23
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05-19-2005 08:14
Did I ever tell you about the time Bill Brasky showed up at my daughter's wedding? You know my daughter; she's a beautiful girl.
Well, he's standing right between me and my daughter at the ceremony. He's got no right to be there, but he's drunk and he's Brasky! Well, long story short: the priest accidentally marries Brasky and me! We spend the weekend in the Pocono's - he loves me like I've never been loved before! |
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Garoad Kuroda
Prophet of Muppetry
Join date: 5 Sep 2003
Posts: 2,989
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05-19-2005 12:18
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WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS! |
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Xtopherxaos Ixtab
D- in English
Join date: 7 Oct 2004
Posts: 884
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05-19-2005 12:29
*Holds up beer* To Bill Brasky!!!
(It's an old sketch from SNL) |
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Garoad Kuroda
Prophet of Muppetry
Join date: 5 Sep 2003
Posts: 2,989
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05-19-2005 13:04
Anything online like a streaming video or whatever? I didn't see anything.. It does sound rather interesting.
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WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS! |
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Nolan Nash
Frischer Frosch
Join date: 15 May 2003
Posts: 7,141
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05-19-2005 14:57
"Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Brasky takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'"
"To Bill Brasky!" _____________________
“Time's fun when you're having flies.” ~Kermit
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Taco Rubio
also quite creepy
Join date: 15 Feb 2004
Posts: 3,349
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05-19-2005 15:10
I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury.
To Bill Brasky! |
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Nylon Pinkney
Squeezebox
Join date: 30 Aug 2004
Posts: 304
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05-19-2005 15:56
We once had a bachelor party for Bill Brasky. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper in it, and the character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky except for the part about planting apple trees and not raping men.
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Nolan Nash
Frischer Frosch
Join date: 15 May 2003
Posts: 7,141
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05-19-2005 20:31
"He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Brasky!"
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Spooky Caligari
Registered User
Join date: 10 May 2005
Posts: 145
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05-19-2005 22:02
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of, 'The King & I?' On opening night, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.
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Pete Fats
Geek
Join date: 18 Apr 2003
Posts: 648
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05-19-2005 22:20
So anyway, Brasky would put on a white tie and tails and walk his cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra Beverly, and he taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day it bit the maid. So with tears in his eyes, Brasky had to shoot the maid.
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Wanker Kraken
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Join date: 28 Mar 2005
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05-19-2005 23:25
Did I ever tell you about the time Bill Brasky forced me to wear a woman's bikini around the office?
Anyway, Brasky tears off my clothes and makes me wear this skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct my business wearing a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily. But at the end of the quarter, I'll be damned if my sales hadn't tripled To Bill Brasky |
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Cybin Monde
Resident Moderator (?)
Join date: 27 Jan 2004
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Re:
05-20-2005 00:11
Anything online like a streaming video or whatever? I didn't see anything.. It does sound rather interesting. nope, no videos. just what's there.. audio only. while they may not have a video, they are really cool to see live.  - To Bill Brasky! _____________________
"We, as developers, are doing the easy part – building the scaffolding for a new world. You, as the engines of creation, must breathe life into it."
- Philip Linden "There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there, you'll be free if you truly wish to be." - Willy Wonka (circa 1971) SecondSpace (http://groups.myspace.com/secondspace) : MySpace group for SLers. |
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Nolan Nash
Frischer Frosch
Join date: 15 May 2003
Posts: 7,141
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05-20-2005 15:37
"It was the sight of Brasky's naked body that drove Brian Wilson insane."
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Cid Jacobs
Theoretical Meteorologist
Join date: 18 Jul 2004
Posts: 4,304
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05-20-2005 15:44
*Big Booming Voice* Are you guys talking about Bill Brasky?
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Pete Fats
Geek
Join date: 18 Apr 2003
Posts: 648
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05-20-2005 15:56
Bill Brasky was a 10 foot monster who slept with all our wives! And punched us all in the face! And we loved him for it!
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Taco Rubio
also quite creepy
Join date: 15 Feb 2004
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05-20-2005 18:05
Bill Brasky had a four day heart attack...a day for each chamber. At the autopsy, they said his heart looked like a basketball filled with riccotta cheese.
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Jillian Callahan
Rotary-winged Neko Girl
Join date: 24 Jun 2004
Posts: 3,766
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05-20-2005 18:44
To Bill Brasky! A ten-foot-tall, two-ton son of a bitch who could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing!
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Seth Kanahoe
political fugue artist
Join date: 30 Jan 2005
Posts: 1,220
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05-20-2005 18:53
Bill Brasky.... Wow! I've killed him four times, and the last time I burned his corpse and scattered the ashes over Angel Falls in Venezuala. And he just keeps coming back to life!
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Seth Kanahoe
political fugue artist
Join date: 30 Jan 2005
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05-20-2005 18:57
Bill Brasky.... Wow! I've killed him four times, and cut his body apart, and each time I've found $60 in change in his stomach and a seagull in his sinuses. And live rattlesnakes in a pack of condoms in his pocket.
And he just keeps coming back to life! |
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Spooky Caligari
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Join date: 10 May 2005
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05-20-2005 20:53
Brasky drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, 'All in all, I prefer gin.
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Taco Rubio
also quite creepy
Join date: 15 Feb 2004
Posts: 3,349
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05-24-2005 08:36
He once ate the Bible while water skiing.
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