!! omg !!! a goon !!! used !!! curse words !!! REPORTED !!! better ban !!! him !!!

As I know this is directed at me because you SL'ers have a lovely tendancey to just make up stuff and then claim " not want to mention names " - I'll tell you exactly what got me banned so you'll understand that your stupid little tirade doesn't apply to me.

I was handed a free flying script and decided that there was only one thing that would be awesome to fly around on - a penis. And what better texture for a penis than that of the american flag. I called it my patriotic flying penis machine and attempted to get it to where each testicle could be sat on, and then a group of three could cruise around professing thier true-american pride and virility. Unfotunately I could only get it to allow one seat. All this is besides the point.

As when I was flying around well above the eyes of the general populace I decided to go and try to find someone for help on how to link two objects together yet allow both objects to be seats, not just the last one linked, i saw a bunch of green dots on the map and decided to come in for a landing, i landed fairly well away from them and then deleted the penis - knowing full well how whiney and OMG REPORTED THATS A PENIS all you pansies are as it was a PG area.

OH, how could that get me banned you ask? Well the server hiccuped. Or as you would say " the sim went down " or some such nonsense, and when it came back up my penis was not deleted, however I was under the impression that it was. SOME JACKASS DECIDED TO REPORT ME FOR IT EVEN AFTER I EXPLAINED TO HIM THAT IT WAS AN ACCIDENT AND THAT I WASN'T GRIEFING - thus resulting in my three day suspension.

So you can take your holier than thou bullshit and coyly suggesting that I 'deserved what I got and the lindens ban who rightfully needs to be banned ' - after that incident every single action I did I made sure that nobody was around to possibly witness it unless they were a goon because A GOON CAN TAKE A FUCKING JOKE. When around regular SL'ers all I do is stand around and rate people positively. I helped out other new people learn how to build things, with textures, with getting places and generally controling aspects of the game and was considering setting up classes of my own to make money.

So you can shove your " I think the permaban is perfect " bulshit right up your ass and oh shit wait - now that I think about saying that I should post this in a M-RATED forum because you'll just whine and complain that I said a "naughty" word - so much for having to be 18+ to play the game huh?

and while I'm at it, fuck you, too.

and why dont any of you waste your time and do a search on my name in game and look at my ratings and tell me how many negitaves you get. I'D DO IT MYSELF BUT I CANT LOG IN.

lastly - SomethingAwful has a delightlful forum called " THE LEPER'S COLON" in which when every mod/admin bans or permabans someone they have to specify why that person was given the boot -

This is so new people can see, from the mistakes of others, the distinguishable boundaries of what is acceptable and what isnt. I suggest the lindens do this very same thing, or at least FUCKING TALK TO SOMEONE and LISTEN TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STORY because I swear the majority of you just come up with bullshit to report and then the lindens just suck it right up and kick people out.

" its best for the community " - yeah, if you want a community full of children who's biggest achievement in life is getting their parents to let them use a credit card to get into secondlife and make a colorful bunny suit avatar with a halo over their head, and pathetic adults who use a three dimensional interactive chat-client to have avatar cybersex and masturbate over 10 second wavs of women faking orgasms.

I would've been neither of those.

But I guess thats all you want.

OH DAMN I HAVE TO GET READY FOR WORK NOW.

Mmm. Way to make a point, you know. "I dislike you people. Therefor, you are all children (Note: Anyone verified to be under 18 is banned from this game without hesitation), or people who have cybersex.

Mmmhmmm. K. Right.

And, you know, gee. You know giant flying penii weren't tollerated in PG sims. So, you know... why did you fly into one in the first place? It's not a question of "if someone sees it". It's a blanket "This is not allowed in this sim". Period. Even if noone sees it.

you can obviously tell when someone is underage,
and it isnt because they curse or make a flying penis.

and as for your second point.
http://www.slerotica.com/gallery/

I'm sure you're one of those good christian girls who always goes the speed limit even at 2am on a backwoods road.

While yes, it is wrong to fly a penis into the PG area you have to understand that I was no more than 2 days into the game and what tolerance was I given? None. Nobody politely asked me " hay duder that penis isn't allowed here" - I walked over and caught it out of the corner of my screen and said " o snap i deleted that whats that doing here " and then some jerkoff was like " LOL IT DOESNT MATTER I ALREADY FILED THREE REPORTS LOL HOPE U HAVE A NICE VACATION LOL "

Yeah. Some community.

Oh.
And my last paragraph was specifically so all you bastards could say " OMG LOOK SEE U USE BAD WORDS UR A BAD PERSON LOL U R SO CONTRADICTIVE LOL OMG BANNED "

it's called anger. ANGST.

THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUISNESS

Can I just ask you one thing? You quote, explicitly, the one part of my post where I categorically say that I'm not saying that anyone in this thread was involved. So why f*ck me too? I guess because by saying I doubted the Lindens wouldn't have been likely to ban innocent parties I am therefore insinuating your guilt?

Well, yeah. I guess. But just so's you know, you were not whom I was referring to at all. But yes, you deserved your ban. I'd have reported you. You can't blame a server glitch for the fact you flew into a PG area and broke the ToS. Newbies really don't need to see that as their first impression of SL, even if, sadly, it is becoming the norm.

So, I guess, in summary... f*ck me, too!

Haha that's just so stoopid. Can't wait for my rocketeer ship to shoot off course and land in someone's sky high love nest. Gonna laugh my ass off.

Boso

p.s. Use of "LOL" gets a mental negative rating from me! AOL spawned LOL, as a typo. That is a factoid -- or is it? Anyway, blah 6:43am I'm up way too late again and now I won't be able to sleep with those images in my head, I'll be laughing too hard.

It's funny the way these idiot griefers always try to say that getting banned wasn't their fault, or even better it was OUR fault they got banned. I bet he thinks he was the first genius to make a giant flying penis in sl too.

You can 'obviously tell' hmm?

Riiiiiiiiight.

And as for 'your' second point, ok, that's how many people? Oh, wait, that's right. Just like attacking all furries because of the actions as a few, grouping people together into 'attackable' catagories is SOP.



Heh.



By your own admission, you knew it was wrong. Your time in game at this point is irrelivant.



Assuming (and I'm being quite generous) that that's an actual quote, or even close to it, 3 reports from one person at one time won't get you banned. If it was that easy, alot more people would be banned today than are.




In the truest sense of the word.

Ok -- here's the thing. I'm not involved in this SA business other than to be a forum reader but this really gets me because it's so completely wrong-headed and ridiculous. Clearly you have no idea what kind of people are in SL and WHY we have the community standards we do. You think you're insulting people but really it's just showing how little you know about SL. I've been here almost a year. And I can tell you that the people I know the best in SL are in fact:

professional writers, programmers, 3-d artists, company owners, business executives, professional activists, managers of all sorts, teachers, mothers, fathers, accountants and painters and professional event planners and hell . . .I've met more over-achieving, active, mature, adult people in SL than in any other online community I've ever been in.

Shows me that you don't spend much time talking to those people you are so determined to grief -- if you did, you'd realize that you're NOT griefing what you call "furries" (what a bizarre thing to get your panties in a wad over -- they aren't hurting anyone. I mean, my god, what about starving children or bad political policies? Get your panties in a wad over something that actually matters. Then come in here and do your particular brand of social theater. Otherwise, you're just acting like a 12 year old who thinks that no one else in the history of man has ever grown their hair long or pierced their nose and makes a big stink about it) NOR are you griefing sex addicts who use SL for that alone(I mean, until recently, there truly wasn't much 'open' sexual content in SL. It was there, but we didn't make a big deal about it).

You're griefing people with brains and experience and maturity and who actually do in fact have a community. One that has certain standards. Like your community does. Our particular sets of standards clash. So before you just start a war without thinking, why don't you consider who you are actually up against?

Zana

You are assuming he is capable of critical thinking, Zana. From his post it doesn't sound like he uses his brain for thinking. More likely he uses his rectum for that.

You guys crack me up at all the anger that flies through here.
It's pretty apparent to me that almost everyone that comes to these threads thinks they are better than someone else OMG ON THE INTERNET.

Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics,
even if you win your still retarded.

Errr...what point does my website make? That we deserve to be griefed cause some people like to play around with nudity and sexual imagery? Or that one website represents what SL is about? Or just "look nekkid avatars..HAW HAW HAW"?

I know the SLerotica site got linked from the SA forum. Apparently as the smoking gun that proves we are a community of depraved perverts. Hmmm...so in SL we post pictures of some nude avatars enjoying themselves, and SAers upload pictures of reportedly revolting pornoraphic imagery....but we're the ones that need to be griefed?

If thinking that sex can be fun, beautiful and enjoyable even in a virtual world is perverted, then I'm perfectly ok with being considered a pervert. In fact, I embrace it! I'd rather be the kind of person that enjoys sexual expression and exploration, than the kind that can only ridicule and demean it.

Feel like people are acting superior? Want to get rid of that nagging feeling of inferiority? Demonstrate some maturity. Do it now.

As for angrily thrashing forums, SA's the hot spot. If you feel like we're a happy nuclear cannon of rage by comparison, you're reading too much into it.

EDIT: Bel, you should see some of the sexual shenanigans on the Something Awful forums. They are poking fun at your site because it approaches the subject fairly seriously. Oh yeah, and because they want to get a rise out of you. Thank you for not being the kind of person to explode in righteous goonish anger.

SL is way too uptight

And from the tone of this post you are obviously one of those that thinks you are better than the other posters.

A common complaint by the many immature griefers who have no creative ability, and thus have nothing to do in SL than to act like spoiled 12 year olds. We hear it all the time from the small minded. Another common saying: If you don't like it here, get the fook out!

So lets say you are in the real word.

After going to a movie, you took your giant toy to a nice restaurant for some wine and a nice dinner, maybe a nice mousse afterwards.

And then you lose your giant toy somehow when the lights go out.

…And your giant toy rolls under the table of some very conservative well-to-do ladies…. Who happen to be sitting next to a bunch of police officers, jacked up on adrenaline after beating a violent crack-head to within an inch of his life.

Your toy has your picture ID on it.

The ladies scream, the cops look your giant toy, look at you, beat you severely out of principle, then take you to jail for public indecency and resisting arrest (you shouldn’t have covered your head like that as the beat you with their nightsticks).

Sure you can complain about the injustice… as a very large man named Mongo approaches you winking at you. But a smart mammal would try to avoid getting into that situation in the first place.

How could all of this be prevented?

Don’t take something like that to a place were someone might get offended.

Its not rocket science. Skills like these are important in life.

Its obvious what these (goonies) or whatever they are called are after, and you all seem to be giving them what they want.....ATTENTION..... if you all just ignore their antics, I'm sure they will just move on the the next game and try there.

When you say 'there' do you mean there or there? I'd be pretty sure they've already been there. and a lot of them seem to have stayed there. in there, I mean.

there.

I was glad my quote got used first! I can't remember which of the griefers I was responding to when I said that (though I am 110% sure it was not the penis flying dude) but I was starting to get lonely, like my voice didn't matter anymore.

I hope, if you're banned, you're permabanned; I hope you continually spend $10.00 only to get banned again over, and over, and over. We may have to deal with your idiocy more than we'd like, but I'd love to see your poor ass on the side of the street because you've spent all your cash on trying to bug a group of people who are so down to earth you crap your pants over it.

That's my "uncharacteristic Daemioth" post of the day. Moving right along.

-Dae

ps Bel--I think sexuality in general is an interesting topic and don't let some college dropouts with nothing to do but fly around on penises try to ruin your fun. Enjoy yourself.

pps Where's that giant peniscopter? With all the recent, unexpected gay bashing, I'm ready for an all-out expo of what we gay people do with penises. Especially flying ones that straight people ride around on. No pun intended.

You know what I find funny? You goons keep yelling at us to not label everyone in a group- then you generalize all of us as 'You SLers"

Sooooo!!! (rubbing hands together)

Who's yiffy?

.... what?










and why is this thread still alive.

In SL old threads NEVER die. They surface for air every few months.

Just coming into game with a name like "Caenum" leads me to believe you were mainly entering SL to grief others. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Is that a reciprocating solenoid-driven stainless steel piston in your pocket or are you just happy to see my hamster?