Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury, Chef's attorney would certainly want you to believe that his client wrote "Stinky Britches" ten years ago. And they make a good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself!
But ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider: Ladies and gentlemen this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee—an eight foot tall Wookiee—want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!
But more important, you have to ask yourself, what does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense!
Look at me, I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense!
And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation... does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense.
If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.
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Jonny Dusk
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11-03-2004 13:50
Because Chewbacca is an intergalactic PIMP!!!!
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Lash Xevious
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11-03-2004 14:01
What are you on, Eggy? And can I have some of that?
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Olympia Rebus
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11-03-2004 14:10
If you shaved Chewbaca down, do you think he'd look like Mr. Spock?
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Moleculor Satyr
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11-03-2004 14:11
Chewbacca has every right to have breast implants if he wants them!
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Lash Xevious
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11-03-2004 14:21
If you shaved Chewbaca down, do you think he'd look like Mr. Spock? HAHAHAHAHA! What a visual! _____________________
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Jonny Dusk
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Torley Linden
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11-03-2004 14:28
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chewbacca_Defense
And NO, it doesn't make sense because Chewbacca really DOES have a home on Kashyyyk, even in spite of his extended stays with his Ewok companions. He has a wife and son on the Wookie homeworld who he loves dearly. _____________________
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Lash Xevious
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11-03-2004 14:32
Ahhh, so Eggy was on South Park crack. I love South Park crack.
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Eggy Lippmann
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11-03-2004 15:06
Actually this was meant as a summary of George W Bush's entire campaign
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Lash Xevious
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11-03-2004 15:22
*dangles card in between in her fingers*
Here ya go, Eggy! *hand slams into invisible force field* Aww. _____________________
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Talen Morgan
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11-03-2004 16:07
drooling on cards is icky.......we should all have a big rate fest and exchange cards...nobody tell Darko we'll all positive rate im
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11-04-2004 06:06
Would this make Ewkiees? No, the proper term is Wookwoks. _____________________
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Xtopherxaos Ixtab
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11-04-2004 06:24
Aw damnit! The Chewbacca defence, there is no counter argument.....
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Dismay Wilde
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11-04-2004 06:35
Someone found their way into my drugs..give it back!!!!
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11-04-2004 06:47
Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, you must now decide whether to reverse the decision for my client Chef. I know he seems guilty, but ladies and gentlemen... [pulling down a diagram of Chewbacca] This is Chewbacca. Now think about that for one moment—that does not make sense. Why am I talking about Chewbacca when a man's life is on the line? Why? I'll tell you why: I don't know.
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Sabbie DeGroot
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11-04-2004 06:54
heuh? beer?
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Dismay Wilde
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11-04-2004 07:06
*ears perk* Beer?
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Willow Zander
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11-04-2004 07:08
beer?? and maybe poles??? with chewbacca??? cool
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Dismay Wilde
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11-04-2004 07:09
*stands up* POLES?!?! WHERE?!
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Ryen Jade
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11-04-2004 08:03
*shakes violently, head explodes*
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Maeve Morgan
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11-04-2004 08:07
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Tanaquil Karuna
Aoi aoi kono hoshi ni
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11-04-2004 08:21
This is just grand
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Edav Roark
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11-04-2004 12:44
Um, isn't Chewbacca dead?
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11-04-2004 14:06
*puts on Star Wars geek hat*
Yes, he was killed by the Vong species while he was evacuating a planet they were trying to destroy. They dropped a moon on him, I cried. Stinking bio-engineered lifeforms....*grumbles* And Solo shot first, damnit! *takes off hat* |
