Forum King

I said no such thing... I dont even know what that expression means... I'm portuguese, remember
How this started was Jauani IMed me and said he was drunk and that he liked the way I posted and that my threads quickly garnered replies and stuff... Then he told me he was going to post this crap and I shrugged, "go ahead "
Then for some reason he started asking crap and I told him I didnt drink, smoke, or did drugs or anything unhealthy like that. Then he was surprised and asked me if I was a vegan, which I'm not. I'm not religious either, my only vice is sex but I am very faithful and I dont have any fetish either
I guess you could count forum posting and wikipedia reading as additional addictions, if you want to stretch the word like that

ok viola was right, i really was smashed. regardless, i distinctly remember myself saying alby runs the forum and when i offered darwin as an alternate for king you insisted you had more posts.

how should i know you were shruging. all i read on my end was LOL.

anyway, you are king. deal with it.

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oh yeah i remember now! you told me you didn't know what it was like to be drunk. that's why i asked you why not and if you were vegetarian too. it's all coming back now. so do you smoke? when i was in portugual i noticed everyone smoked.

No fetishes? What about that insect sex fetish you were telling me about?

I couldnt have told you that because I do know what its like to be drunk. I dont drink on a regular basis and I try to avoid it but that doesnt mean I have never drunk in my whole life
I "dont drink" coffee either, but I had some this morning. God, that thing is evil, gives me the jitters and shit. Tastes really good tho!
I was sorta drunk once when I drank a couple liters of beer on a bet. This guy was bugging me, saying, bahh, you never drink, I can outdrink you anytime. And I was like, eff you, you weigh 60kg, I weigh 120kg, ergo, I can drink twice as much as you and remain standing.
Turns out I was right (as usual). That shrimpy little man couldnt take even half the amount of beer I drank. Heck, his puny stomach couldnt even physically contain it
I felt a little woozy and my vision was a little laggy, but I was still able to stand and walk and think clearly. It was sort of like what happens to me when my blood pressure drops. I get a lot of pressure drops for some reason.
Amazingly I didnt feel any more cheerful or uninhibited than usual. Beer sucks, I cant for the life of me imagine how anyone could possibly enjoy that crap. It tastes like moldy bread, at best.
I have no desire to go through it again, even if the effects wear off fairly quickly. My mind is foggy enough already without the aid of toxic chemicals to further distort it. If anything, I would like to drink something that would make me think more clearly and get better grades.
And no, I dont smoke, and none of my friends do it either, although portugal is certainly a very smoke-friendly country, and so are most backward countries. I am first and foremost a civilized person who tries to live a healthy, peaceful life, and I cant wait to get my ass out of here and move somewhere with less cars and smokers

You must be confusing me with someone else. For all I care, all insects on earth are better off dead. I hate the nasty critters
My true fetish is elbow licking... where's Maerl btw? How is her health?

We need to start a "get Eggy some vices" fund! I'm thinking a big crate filled with recreational drugs, junk food, liquor, and porn Er wait, screw Eggy. Send the crate to my house!