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Xtopherxaos Ixtab
D- in English
Join date: 7 Oct 2004
Posts: 884
03-09-2005 12:45
Judged by twelve, or carried by six...your choice, Hombre.


oh...and I really hate the term "Flyover" used to describe every other place in the U.S. other than New Yoik, NY or Lost Angels, CA.
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Artillo Fredericks
Friendly Orange Demon
Join date: 1 Jun 2004
Posts: 1,327
03-09-2005 12:59
From: koolhand Koolhaas
"Loose slots"



LOL there was a billboard on I-95 Southbound in Delaware for Dover Downs Racetrack Slots that said... I kid you not:

"Hot Slot Action"

Hoo yea that's where I'm going! LOL
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Shadow Weaver
Ancient
Join date: 13 Jan 2003
Posts: 2,808
03-09-2005 13:07
"Boy! dey ain't no way, dey just ain't no way you're from my loins...when I get home I'm gonna kick ya momma in the ass...." Sheriff" from Smokey and the Bandit "to his son Junior"
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Everyone here is an adult. This ain't DisneyLand, and Mickey Mouse isn't going to swat you with a stick if you say "holy crapola."<Pathfinder Linden>

New Worlds new Adventures
Formerly known as Jade Wolf my business name has now changed to Dragon Shadow.

Im me in world for Locations of my apparrel

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Lo Jacobs
Awesome Possum
Join date: 28 May 2004
Posts: 2,734
03-10-2005 10:18
Fun Fact
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http://churchofluxe.com/Luster :o
koolhand Koolhaas
Uncensored McGillicuty
Join date: 26 Nov 2004
Posts: 996
03-10-2005 11:35
Prison Sex :D
Taco Rubio
also quite creepy
Join date: 15 Feb 2004
Posts: 3,349
03-11-2005 17:10
Mr Brains Pork Faggots
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From: Torley Linden
We can't be clear enough, ever, in our communication.
Jupe Ramona
Registered User
Join date: 15 Feb 2005
Posts: 11
03-11-2005 18:02
fuzzy peach

(don't ask)
Siggy Romulus
DILLIGAF
Join date: 22 Sep 2003
Posts: 5,711
03-11-2005 18:03
Mangina
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The Second Life forums are living proof as to why it's illegal for people to have sex with farm animals.

From: Jesse Linden
I, for one, am highly un-helped by this thread
Nolan Nash
Frischer Frosch
Join date: 15 May 2003
Posts: 7,141
03-11-2005 18:16
"After reading this thread in it's entirety, I am simply blown away."

"The No Spin Zone"

"DMZ"

"Is that guy really a Genie mom, or is he crazy?" :p
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“Time's fun when you're having flies.” ~Kermit
Buster Peel
Spat the dummy.
Join date: 7 Feb 2005
Posts: 1,242
03-11-2005 19:52
Blowjob instructor
gene Poole
"Foolish humans!"
Join date: 16 Jun 2004
Posts: 324
03-11-2005 22:47
From: Unhygienix Gullwing
Gentlemen, Trinity beat you both by days.

Go back and look at the first page.


For me, it's:

Hohocus (town in NJ)
Not to be confused with Hoboken... a lot of ho-s in New Jersey, what? :D
Nolan Nash
Frischer Frosch
Join date: 15 May 2003
Posts: 7,141
03-11-2005 23:42
From: Buster Peel
Blowjob instructor

What is rate for training? I always want to be at "tea room lady" party.

Are you a Dragon Lady in training or just another drink hustler?
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Zuzi Martinez
goth dachshund
Join date: 4 Sep 2004
Posts: 1,860
03-12-2005 12:47
From: someone
Mr Brains Pork Faggots

that's on my list now. guess that goes on the pile with "spotted dick" and "toad in the hole". could be worse tho. could've been "Mr Brain Porks Faggots".
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Unhygienix Gullwing
I banged Pandastrong
Join date: 26 Jun 2004
Posts: 728
03-12-2005 13:00
"Zuzi Martinez"
Buster Peel
Spat the dummy.
Join date: 7 Feb 2005
Posts: 1,242
03-12-2005 14:22
From: Nolan Nash
What is rate for training? I always want to be at "tea room lady" party.


I'm volunteering for the practice dummy part. I'll work for free. Hell, I'll even PAY.

Buster
gene Poole
"Foolish humans!"
Join date: 16 Jun 2004
Posts: 324
03-12-2005 21:58
- ficus
- "oh snap!"
Garoad Kuroda
Prophet of Muppetry
Join date: 5 Sep 2003
Posts: 2,989
03-12-2005 23:55
This would be a perfect opportunity for:

I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former room-mate.

What's the matter, Colonel Sanders...CHICKEN?!
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WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!
Weedy Herbst
Too many parameters
Join date: 5 Aug 2004
Posts: 2,255
03-13-2005 01:10
Fox News
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Garoad Kuroda
Prophet of Muppetry
Join date: 5 Sep 2003
Posts: 2,989
03-13-2005 23:26
Air America :D
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BTW

WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!
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