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What's your party IQ?

Urusula Zapata
I love my Pugs!
Join date: 20 Mar 2004
Posts: 1,340
03-19-2005 16:33
Congratulations! You're 116 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (50), and liquor (95).

Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties


My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 58% on proof

You scored higher than 97% on beer index

You scored higher than 90% on wine index

You scored higher than 93% on liquor index
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Garoad Kuroda
Prophet of Muppetry
Join date: 5 Sep 2003
Posts: 2,989
03-19-2005 21:48
From: Nolan Nash
If you don't drink, don't answer. This wasn't a solicitation for parental admonitions. :)

It's amazing that some non-drinkers cannot understand that responsible, social drinking is ok.

Perhaps the thing that compells them to answer with things like *I don't drink* so * I don't care* is an indicator of realized poor self control? Family experiences with with alcoholics? I dunno, but thanks for shitting on a test that doesn't pertain to you. It's amazing that if it doesn't apply to you, people still choose to answer, some with scolding. *Shrug*. Everyone has a little Prokofy in them I guess.

I am not proud. Maybe when I was 17 I was. You know, shots of tequila to impress your friends, etc. Most of these questions were definately not geared for high school or college keg party drinkers. I bartend off and on, attend a party now and then, and *gasp* enjoy a beer or a cocktail, and I was stumped by some of them... I guess that makes me *proud*.


Wow, that hit a few funny bones or something didn't it? I did not mean to imply that anyone posting here was irresponsible, or whatever. Even though it sounded like that..oops.

Maybe "proud" was the wrong word. I don't know what the right word is. All I know is that I think our culture glorifies too many things that shouldn't be glorified. Don't you? Believe me, I'm far from a religious nut or whatever other label I've been assigned for this opinion. But I think it's a damn good opinion, primarily directed at the way youth/entertainment glorifies or fixates on the wrong things.

I've actually had a few drinks on occassion. I'm not *against* it, I just don't usually care to bother with it. Which is why I'd probably score a zero. :p Obviously I have no problem with it if it's done responsibly and doesn't effect others negatively.

Who I *AM* lecturing is the young people in colleges, or the young people in high schools, who do get out of control, or those who promote such activities as "cool" and provide encouragement. When I hear terms like, "see if you can hold your own" I think of the brainless parties held at colleges, or wherever, that get people into trouble/injured/killed and this is what "set off" my rant.

Anyway, sorry, I wasn't trying to turn this into a moral discussion. My comments on the topic don't belong here. It just popped into mind as I was moving along so I fired away before considering the context. Continue your discussion, I'm headed out to the local tavern. Just kidding. :p
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Nolan Nash
Frischer Frosch
Join date: 15 May 2003
Posts: 7,141
03-19-2005 22:26
It was a humor site and I thought the tongue-in-cheek descriptors it gives after the test indicated that it wasn't serious glorification of drinking.

This is not a college, therefore we don't really need the lecture. :)
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Lo Jacobs
Awesome Possum
Join date: 28 May 2004
Posts: 2,734
03-19-2005 22:37
You scored higher than 25% on proof

You scored higher than 93% on beer index

You scored higher than 94% on wine index

You scored higher than 83% on liquor index

Hmmm ... seeing as I guessed on most of these questions I'm surprised I scored that high.
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Nolan Nash
Frischer Frosch
Join date: 15 May 2003
Posts: 7,141
03-19-2005 23:00
From: Lo Jacobs
You scored higher than 25% on proof

You scored higher than 93% on beer index

You scored higher than 94% on wine index

You scored higher than 83% on liquor index

Hmmm ... seeing as I guessed on most of these questions I'm surprised I scored that high.

I guessed on several myself, and was also a bit suprised, hmmmmm.
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Trinity Serpentine
Schwan's Avitar Reject
Join date: 1 Oct 2003
Posts: 2,972
03-20-2005 12:32
You scored higher than 56% on proof

You scored higher than 97% on beer index

You scored higher than 87% on wine index

You scored higher than 99% on liquor index

:o
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Shadow Weaver
Ancient
Join date: 13 Jan 2003
Posts: 2,808
03-21-2005 08:42
You scored higher than 28% on proof

You scored higher than 88% on beer index

You scored higher than 86% on wine index

You scored higher than 84% on liquor index


Now thats pretty damn good after not drinking since I was 24....:)
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Xtopherxaos Ixtab
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Join date: 7 Oct 2004
Posts: 884
03-21-2005 08:54
You scored higher than 44% on proof

You scored higher than 87% on beer index

You scored higher than 93% on wine index

You scored higher than 95% on liquor index
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