In another uneventful day in SL, the part owner of SLEX was seen eating kittens today. Shoppers mesmerized by metallic-textured birds, clear high-heel shoes, and particle scripts saw but did not care that the owner was consuming fluffy kittens whole. One shopper said, "it's so convenient, I love it" while brushing disembodied whiskers from his shirt.
In a related incident a member of PETA was stoned to death while trying to alert shoppers that the store owner was eating kittens.
This and more, tonight at 11.
~Ulrika~
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Ulrika Zugzwang
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01-24-2005 22:19
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01-24-2005 22:27
In another uneventful day in SL, the part owner of SLEX was seen eating kittens today. Shoppers mesmerized by metallic-textured birds, clear high-heel shoes, and particle scripts saw but did not care that the owner was consuming fluffy kittens whole. One shopper said, "it's so convenient, I love it" while brushing disembodied whiskers from his shirt. In a related incident a member of PETA was stoned to death while trying to alert shoppers that the store owner was eating kittens. This and more, tonight at 11. ~Ulrika~ A week ago, you were the very epitome of what you're satirizing here. What caused the change? _____________________
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Nolan Nash
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01-24-2005 22:28
Shellfish overload?
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Siggy Romulus
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01-24-2005 22:31
11pm News Update -- Peta exploits women to further animal rights crusade!
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Zuzi Martinez
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01-24-2005 22:56
Ulrika when did you stop being someone who can be taken seriously?
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01-24-2005 23:13
11pm News Update -- Peta exploits women to further animal rights crusade! Mmm... Exploited women. Tasty. _____________________
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Ulrika Zugzwang
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01-24-2005 23:19
Ulrika when did you stop being someone who can be taken seriously?  The SLEX thing has been beaten to death and I thought we could all use a fresh take on it. However, if you don't appreciate parody, I could start another petition demanding people don't eat kittens. ~Ulrika~ _____________________
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Ulrika Zugzwang
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01-24-2005 23:20
However, if you don't appreciate parody, I could start another petition demanding people don't eat kittens. ~Ulrika~ _____________________
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Nolan Nash
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01-24-2005 23:22
This is deliberate humor. I hope there are at least a few of your who see I'm parodying current events in the fashion of the Daily Show. The SLEX thing has been beaten to death and I thought we could all use a fresh take on it. However, if you don't appreciate parody, I could start another petition demanding people don't eat kittens. ~Ulrika~ *Blood curdling Meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww* _____________________
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Lianne Marten
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01-24-2005 23:24
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Forseti Svarog
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01-24-2005 23:28
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01-24-2005 23:31
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01-24-2005 23:32
*Munch munch munch*
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01-24-2005 23:33
mmmmmmm pecan kitten pie
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Lianne Marten
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01-24-2005 23:42
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Lianne Marten
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01-24-2005 23:49
When it's all said and done, no matter how they are enjoyed kittens make everything better.
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01-24-2005 23:54
Please not to eat kittens in box. Agree, NO to selling kittens in boxes. ...especially if they are to be eaten. _____________________
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Forseti Svarog
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01-25-2005 00:02
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Kayin Zugzwang
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01-25-2005 00:16
This is why I will continue to support SLEX. Kitten eating.
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01-25-2005 00:42
I never quite liked the taste of kitten... but they give you one hell of a buzz!
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please, think of the kittens!
01-25-2005 01:04
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01-25-2005 01:27
And to follow-up Hiro's picture:
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01-25-2005 01:38
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01-25-2005 01:55
Please not to eat kittens in box. ~Ulrika~ Then how will I get them home from Kentucky Fried Kitten? _____________________
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