Why do women's magazines have so many women?

Are you all secretly lesbians?
I mean... men's magazines are full of hot chicks. And then women's magazines are full of hot chicks as well.
Wouldn't you girls like to see some hot masculine bootay in your mags?
I'm feeling left out here!

womens mags are full of hot chicks to show us how to get in shape for getting into the mens mags

*munches on cheesepie*

I dont know about you but I like my women with some meat on their bones.
It never ceases to amaze me how many women are paranoid about the size of their derriere when most men are genetically programmed to like wide hips.

Maybe because we are continually bombarded, night and day, from TV, magazines, adds and whatnot that we must be stickwomen who run 50 miles in the morning, work out in the gym in the afternoon, swim 200 laps in the evening, eat nothing but lettuce and carrots and oh did i mention running?....or live our lives lonely and shunned by all humanity.

*Throws this weeks womens mag with the new diet where you are supposed to lose 50 pounds in 2 months in the trash*

Fatt ass and proud.

MM, the fact that most people are shallow brainless packrats who love imitating perceived role models, does not mean you have to be one. If you ask me, that's one more reason for you to try and differentiate yourself from them.
I couldn't freaking care less about all the hot calvin klein wet tshirt dudes. I do not want my body to be hard as a rock and rippled in weird places.
In fact, if someone gives a damn about how I look, then they're not the kind of person I want to be around.
The thing about all those hot women is that they look great... until they open their mouths and are like, you know, totally illiterate!

Cheese... pie?

Right, but you did ask why womens mags are full of women...and thats my opinion on why they are hehe.

Also for telling us what to wear (to please men), what to cook (to please men), how to be the perfect wife/lover/whatever and then to turn 180 degrees in *the article of the week* and tell us how bad men are, go figure.
This be the reason why i stopped bothering to waste my brainwaves deciphering the crap.

I think more men should be involved in the making of womens magazines

yes cheesepie, very good, you should try it

What you need to wear to please me:
-- Black gloves and a grin.

What you need to cook to please me:
-- Pizza hut.

If I made a women's magazine I would tell the women of the world to stop being submissive brainless idiots. It's so hard to find an interesting woman these days. All the media tells them is to smile and act stupid, or turn into a man-eating feminazi who needs to bitch all the time in order to feel superior.
Luckily, I managed to find myself a girl who ended up graduating with awesome grades and was then invited to do research
She's a bit blonde sometimes, but all the brilliant people are absent-minded anyway

Thumbs up for you

I think the mags you are reading are actually referred to as "gentleman's magazines".
I subcribe to Men's Fitness and Muscle & Fitness and there are men all over the place. In fact, if I'm reading in the office, the women usually drop their copies of Cosmo and come....er read...over my shoulder. Also men's fashion magazines are obviously full of men-pick up a copy of GQ sometime.

-Kiamat Dusk
...only reads Playboy for the articles.

I was amazed at how many guys I met like this too when I lived in California. All beauty and brawn and no brain.

BTW - in surveys, it has shown that women do not dress to please men, they dress to please other women.

Which is why most women have over 50+ pairs of shoes. Few men pay attention to a womans shoes unless they are drastic clod hoppers or "f*ck me" shoes. Women on the other hand, can usually tell you the style, colour and designer of the shoes their friend wore on their last outing.

Hence, the ad's in womens magazines featuring women.

Garlic... BREAD?!

Exactly! Pleasing men generally involves getting UNdressed.

Heh, Rose, my gf doesn't have many friends. She's a geek
She usually wears sneakers or doc marten's.
In fact, she loves those boots so much she made me get a matching pair
Expensive as hell, but damn, that shit is built to last through nuclear warfare.
I used to have to buy new shoes every 6 months or so, but Doc Martens are so resilient that I've been wearing them for 3 or 4 years! They are almost about to pay for themselves.

i like my big butt and i cannot lie. women's magazines are designed to psychologically scar you for life. i have trouble taking people's advice seriously when it's designed to sell product.

be a natural woman and make yourself happy. but still shave your legs and pits cause body hair is icky hehe. that goes for you too men.

Hehe, I was wondering when someone would bring up men's fitness mags. In fact, a male reader of Cargo mag recently wrote to complain about all of the bear-chested men it features. So, look out SpongeBob! It looks like the real conspiracy is that men's and women's magazines are trying to gayify us all!

You nuts? Shaving my hair?
Jebus, do you have any idea how MUCH it is?
I would have to shave my entire body!
I hate women who shave their legs, they get all prickly. Wax is much better.
If you're gonna shave your legs I say keep the damn hair in place and wear pants.

exatamente!

i agree about the waxing. i just use "shave" as a generic word for getting rid of hair like saying kleenex when you mean any tissue.

gayify! i love that word. "the gayification plan is proceeding Lord Gayder."

Gimme big butts and well rounded women over these anorexic toothpicks they call supermodels anyday.

OMG, I can't believe I spelled "bare" as "bear!" And further, that no one has had the evil inclination to correct me. The end is near! The END IS NEAR!

If they don't wax it is befitting.

I thought you were wittily describing hairy men as "bear-chested."

lol Paolo i thought you meant to spell it that way. the whole rest of your post works the same either way.