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Dismay Wilde
Bleed Designs Owner
Join date: 12 Aug 2004
Posts: 1,771
12-02-2004 06:47
From: rinaz bijoux
who is that??? :eek:


mine rofl.. :eek:
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Devlin Gallant
Thought Police
Join date: 18 Jun 2003
Posts: 5,948
12-02-2004 07:01
5 more years here.
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Dismay Wilde
Bleed Designs Owner
Join date: 12 Aug 2004
Posts: 1,771
12-02-2004 07:03
aww no Dev..stop ur bad habits and take the test again lol
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Stormy Twilight
A Special Forcast
Join date: 15 Feb 2004
Posts: 314
12-02-2004 07:05
From: someone
And you will be 73 years old.


:eek: Sheesh... you mean I am only halfway there?
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
Posts: 9,935
12-02-2004 07:05
From: Kris Ritter
I will die at 49. In 2019. Which is fine by me, considering the world ends on December 21st 2012.



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO thats my birthday :(((
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Devlin Gallant
Thought Police
Join date: 18 Jun 2003
Posts: 5,948
12-02-2004 07:23
I am in trouble. I will live to be 54, but my real age is 65. Chronological age is 49.
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Ingrid Ingersoll
Archived
Join date: 10 Aug 2004
Posts: 4,601
12-02-2004 07:25
Holy jumpin' ! 96?? I don't want to live that long! My granny lived till 98 so i guess its possible.
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 6,627
12-02-2004 07:27
From: Ingrid Ingersoll
Holy jumpin' ! 96?? I don't want to live that long!


This can be arranged. PM me your details and I'll help you fulfill your wish ;)

OMG! Kris made a deaththreat in the forums :eek: :eek: :eek:

*runs around in dizzy circles*
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
Posts: 9,935
12-02-2004 07:29
Its ok its the death thread... Can I make a few... first of all i would like to kill.... :rolleyes:
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Rose Karuna
Lizard Doctor
Join date: 5 Jun 2004
Posts: 3,772
12-02-2004 07:40
Based on the answers you submitted, we estimate that you will be Six Feet Under in the year 2062.

And you will be 106 years old.

In other words, you have 55 years left to live.
So, enjoy them.


Wow - 106, I hope I'm as nutty and as spunky as my Great Grandmother was.

I went over to her house unannounced once (she was in her 80's at the time) and knocked on her front door. She comes to the door in her nice silk robe with nothing under it and the 50 something mailman is stark nakies behind her.

I'm like whoa - sorry grandma, I'll call next time. :D
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Ingrid Ingersoll
Archived
Join date: 10 Aug 2004
Posts: 4,601
12-02-2004 07:40
From: Kris Ritter
This can be arranged. PM me your details and I'll help you fulfill your wish ;)


Hit man eh? What are your rates likes? I hear that's a growth industry.
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 6,627
12-02-2004 07:45
From: Ingrid Ingersoll
Hit man eh? What are your rates likes? I hear that's a growth industry.


Bah. I thought I'd get away with that cuz you'd muted me.

Actually, I quite fancy myself as an assassin. I'm pretty handy with a gun and its something I'm sure I'd enjoy. Job satisfaction is important.
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Chip Midnight
ate my baby!
Join date: 1 May 2003
Posts: 10,231
12-02-2004 09:04
I have 5 more years to live. Woot!
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Lianne Marten
Cheese Baron
Join date: 6 May 2004
Posts: 2,192
12-02-2004 09:13
From: Rose Karuna
Wow - 106, I hope I'm as nutty and as spunky as my Great Grandmother was.

I went over to her house unannounced once (she was in her 80's at the time) and knocked on her front door. She comes to the door in her nice silk robe with nothing under it and the 50 something mailman is stark nakies behind her.

I'm like whoa - sorry grandma, I'll call next time. :D


That is the best story ever :D

Oh and I have 62 years left, I die at 83 ^^
Pendari Lorentz
Senior Member
Join date: 5 Sep 2003
Posts: 4,372
12-02-2004 09:51
From: Tito Gomez
A great related site is http://www.realage.com/


Thank you for the link! :D
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Pendari Lorentz
Senior Member
Join date: 5 Sep 2003
Posts: 4,372
12-02-2004 09:56
From: Leilany LaFollette
From: Kris Ritter
What are you?! A nun?!


Far from it... ask Pendari :D

Leilany



*whistles innocently* :o
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Cartridge Partridge
Noodly appendage
Join date: 13 Sep 2004
Posts: 999
12-02-2004 10:06
From: Latonia Lambert
I'll die when I'm 64 - so I will sell my house, take out my savings and have a blast six months before :)

Latonia


LOL that will kill you for sure...
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It's the last thing i remember.
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Talen Morgan
Amused
Join date: 2 Apr 2004
Posts: 3,097
12-02-2004 10:08
Fuck me....it said I died 5 years ago :eek:
Rose Karuna
Lizard Doctor
Join date: 5 Jun 2004
Posts: 3,772
12-02-2004 10:11
Must have been all that prison sex Talen. :D
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Cartridge Partridge
Noodly appendage
Join date: 13 Sep 2004
Posts: 999
12-02-2004 10:21
From: someone
Based on the answers you submitted, we estimate that you will be Six Feet Under in the year 2011.

And you will be 48 years old.

In other words, you have 7 years left to live.
So, enjoy them.


So, i can't see the end of the world...

48: it must be something in the blood line, sister...

My only comfort is that rinaz will live that long. I know you will have no regrets, rinaz. And you don't have to fear to be alone: Dissy will be there with you...
Dissy, you aren't a human being. You aren't even a fox. You are an elf...
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My short term memory died about 10 years ago.
It's the last thing i remember.
Did i tell you already?

Olympia Rebus
Muse of Chaos
Join date: 22 Feb 2004
Posts: 1,831
12-02-2004 10:54
Olympia Rebus
1968-2063 (?)
From: someone
Based on the answers you submitted, we estimate that you will be Six Feet Under in the year 2063.
And you will be 95 years old.
Unless you die alone because you outlived your friends, in which case they'll find your 10-years-dead cobwebbed mummy slumped in front of your antique computer. Then you'll be Six Feet Under in 2073. Unless there's no one to fork over the dough to burry you. Then you'll be dontated to science and you'll be cooling your heels in some lab fridge like leftover meatloaf.
Then again, there's no gaurentee you won't get hit by a truck today. Then you'll be Six Inches Under the Truck. People will make rude "spatula" jokes about you. And you thought you'd live forever :p


Actually I found some family tree stuff last week and was surprised how many relatives- on both sides- lived to be in their late90s. Now I'll feel ripped off if I "only" make it to 95 (except I'd be dead, so I s'pose i wouldn't feel anything).
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Cartridge Partridge
Noodly appendage
Join date: 13 Sep 2004
Posts: 999
12-02-2004 11:53
From: rinaz bijoux
see you do an equation of the present year have it minus with the approximate year of death, and then hypothenuse it. With that answer, put it to the cube root of the nth degree. Then substitute it with the year that one wants to time travel to

Voila

Awwww rinaz! I am so proud of you!! :rolleyes:
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My short term memory died about 10 years ago.
It's the last thing i remember.
Did i tell you already?

Marker Dinova
I eat yellow paperclips.
Join date: 13 Sep 2004
Posts: 608
12-02-2004 12:03
It says I'll die at the age of 59, which is weird because my parents got a "life-time" guarantee on me...
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The difference between you and me = me - you.
The difference between me and you = you - me.

add them up and we have

2The 2difference 2between 2me 2and 2you = 0

2(The difference between me and you) = 0

The difference between me and you = 0/2

The difference between me and you = 0

I never thought we were so similar :eek:
Paolo Portocarrero
Puritanical Hedonist
Join date: 28 Apr 2004
Posts: 2,393
12-02-2004 13:26
And you will be 74 years old. And damn, I'll look good! (Calling Fisher and Sons to reserve Rico's services.)
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Dakota Callahan
Feisty Irish Lass
Join date: 21 Jul 2004
Posts: 783
12-02-2004 14:54
Lordy, I must be doing something right...

From: someone
Based on the answers you submitted, we estimate that you will be Six Feet Under in the year 2070.

And you will be 94 years old.

In other words, you have 66 years left to live.
So, enjoy them.

:eek: :D
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