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HoseQueen McLean

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01-23-2005 09:06

I would like a detailed explanation of just how your asshole got ahold of your fork to begin with.

Ow.

billy Madison

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01-23-2005 09:08

From: HoseQueen McLean

I would like a detailed explanation of just how your asshole got ahold of your fork to begin with.

Ow.

lol and that is why i love you hose!

I think i know how.. i knew he liked that kinda thing way before he even had that in his sig. Its no suprise.

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Lance LeFay

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01-23-2005 09:09

No, no, FIGURATIVE asshole, not literal.

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billy Madison

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lance is going to try to attack my grammer and spelling next.

01-23-2005 09:10

From: Lance LeFay

No, no, FIGURATIVE asshole, not literal.

Oh so you give your asshole a nick name? I have heard of people naming there penis's but an asshole? Especially a name like figurative. Also do you have a friend or something that named thier asshole literal?

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Lance LeFay

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01-23-2005 09:15

From: billy Madison

Oh so you give your asshole a nick name? I have heard of people naming there penis's but an asshole? Especially a name like figurative. Also do you have a friend or something that named thier asshole literal?

...

Get a dictionary, kid.

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HoseQueen McLean

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Join date: 23 Apr 2004

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01-23-2005 09:19

Well damn, you took the wind out of my sails. I was hoping for some sordid tale of a passionate night of kinky self-lovin' gone horribly wrong.

Lance LeFay

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01-23-2005 09:39

Sorry to disappoint

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Devlin Gallant

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01-23-2005 16:38

It's that damn gerbil in there that won't let go of the fork.

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Lance LeFay

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01-23-2005 16:53

From: Devlin Gallant

It's that damn gerbil in there that won't let go of the fork.

You will die for that.

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Cyanide Leviathan

Xtreme Loser Squad

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Posts: 408

01-23-2005 17:24

Omg Death Threat Call Teh Police Lawlz!!!

Talen Morgan

Amused

Join date: 2 Apr 2004

Posts: 3,097

01-23-2005 17:46

From: Devlin Gallant

It's that damn gerbil in there that won't let go of the fork.

Gerbil? I heard it was a 5 pound guinea pig...wrapped in duct tape

Trinity Serpentine

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Join date: 1 Oct 2003

Posts: 2,972

01-23-2005 17:53

From: Talen Morgan

Gerbil? I heard it was a 5 pound guinea pig...wrapped in duct tape

And this is how rumors get started.

*shakes head tsk tsking and walks away*

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Tikki Kerensky

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01-23-2005 17:57

Like the rumor about you keeping a naked pink chicken at home?

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Talen Morgan

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01-23-2005 18:11

From: Tikki Kerensky

Like the rumor about you keeping a naked pink chicken at home?

I heard it was a peacock with extra feathers

Cross Lament

Loose-brained Vixen

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01-23-2005 22:11

From: Tikki Kerensky

Like the rumor about you keeping a naked pink chicken at home?

Was that the one with the bowtie made of elbow skin?

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Trinity Serpentine

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01-24-2005 06:59

From: Tikki Kerensky

Like the rumor about you keeping a naked pink chicken at home?

No, actually that one's a truth.

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Siobhan Taylor

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01-24-2005 07:03

From: Trinity Serpentine

From: Tikki Kerensky

Like the rumor about you keeping a naked pink chicken at home?

No, actually that one's a truth.

I thought Nala was a pink dragon, not a pink chicken.

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Liona Clio

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01-24-2005 09:59

From: Siobhan Taylor

I thought Nala was a pink dragon, not a pink chicken.

Don't dragons taste just like chicken, tho?

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Trinity Serpentine

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01-24-2005 15:02

The pink and nakie part always distracts me too much to notice whether he's a chicken or a dwaggie.

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Lance LeFay

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01-24-2005 15:04

Hey, this thread is about me, damnit! >: (

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Trinity Serpentine

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01-24-2005 15:07

Sawy, you're right, we need to get back to talking about the fork in yer arsehole.

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HoseQueen McLean

curiouser & curiouser

Join date: 23 Apr 2004

Posts: 918

01-24-2005 19:24

Forked!

Lance LeFay

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01-24-2005 19:25

@_o

Nice 'shop

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pandastrong Fairplay

all bout the BANG POW NOW

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01-24-2005 19:25

From: HoseQueen McLean

Forked!

That is forked up Hose!

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HoseQueen McLean

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01-24-2005 19:28

What's scary is the results from a google image search on "x ray"

A question for Lance
HoseQueen McLean curiouser & curiouser Join date: 23 Apr 2004 Posts: 918	01-23-2005 09:06 I would like a detailed explanation of just how your asshole got ahold of your fork to begin with. Ow.
billy Madison www.SLAuctions.com Join date: 6 Jun 2004 Posts: 2,175	01-23-2005 09:08 From: HoseQueen McLean I would like a detailed explanation of just how your asshole got ahold of your fork to begin with. Ow. lol and that is why i love you hose! I think i know how.. i knew he liked that kinda thing way before he even had that in his sig. Its no suprise. _____________________ Prestige Fine men and womens clothing and jewelry, on SLExchange
Lance LeFay is a Thug Join date: 1 May 2003 Posts: 1,488	01-23-2005 09:09 No, no, FIGURATIVE asshole, not literal. _____________________ "Hoochie Hair is high on my list" - Andrew Linden "Adorable is 'they pay me to say you are cute'" -Barnesworth Anubis
billy Madison www.SLAuctions.com Join date: 6 Jun 2004 Posts: 2,175	lance is going to try to attack my grammer and spelling next. 01-23-2005 09:10 From: Lance LeFay No, no, FIGURATIVE asshole, not literal. Oh so you give your asshole a nick name? I have heard of people naming there penis's but an asshole? Especially a name like figurative. Also do you have a friend or something that named thier asshole literal? _____________________ Prestige Fine men and womens clothing and jewelry, on SLExchange
Lance LeFay is a Thug Join date: 1 May 2003 Posts: 1,488	01-23-2005 09:15 From: billy Madison Oh so you give your asshole a nick name? I have heard of people naming there penis's but an asshole? Especially a name like figurative. Also do you have a friend or something that named thier asshole literal? ... Get a dictionary, kid. _____________________ "Hoochie Hair is high on my list" - Andrew Linden "Adorable is 'they pay me to say you are cute'" -Barnesworth Anubis
HoseQueen McLean curiouser & curiouser Join date: 23 Apr 2004 Posts: 918	01-23-2005 09:19 Well damn, you took the wind out of my sails. I was hoping for some sordid tale of a passionate night of kinky self-lovin' gone horribly wrong.
Lance LeFay is a Thug Join date: 1 May 2003 Posts: 1,488	01-23-2005 09:39 Sorry to disappoint _____________________ "Hoochie Hair is high on my list" - Andrew Linden "Adorable is 'they pay me to say you are cute'" -Barnesworth Anubis
Devlin Gallant Thought Police Join date: 18 Jun 2003 Posts: 5,948	01-23-2005 16:38 It's that damn gerbil in there that won't let go of the fork. _____________________ I LIKE children, I've just never been able to finish a whole one.
Lance LeFay is a Thug Join date: 1 May 2003 Posts: 1,488	01-23-2005 16:53 From: Devlin Gallant It's that damn gerbil in there that won't let go of the fork. You will die for that. _____________________ "Hoochie Hair is high on my list" - Andrew Linden "Adorable is 'they pay me to say you are cute'" -Barnesworth Anubis
Cyanide Leviathan Xtreme Loser Squad Join date: 12 Jun 2003 Posts: 408	01-23-2005 17:24 Omg Death Threat Call Teh Police Lawlz!!!
Talen Morgan Amused Join date: 2 Apr 2004 Posts: 3,097	01-23-2005 17:46 From: Devlin Gallant It's that damn gerbil in there that won't let go of the fork. Gerbil? I heard it was a 5 pound guinea pig...wrapped in duct tape
Trinity Serpentine Schwan's Avitar Reject Join date: 1 Oct 2003 Posts: 2,972	01-23-2005 17:53 From: Talen Morgan Gerbil? I heard it was a 5 pound guinea pig...wrapped in duct tape And this is how rumors get started. shakes head tsk tsking and walks away _____________________ From: someone Yeah, the toaster has great speakers, but all I want is fucking toast. - The Filthy Critic reviewing Aeon Flux
Tikki Kerensky Insane critter Join date: 12 Aug 2004 Posts: 687	01-23-2005 17:57 Like the rumor about you keeping a naked pink chicken at home? _____________________ Pudding takes away the pain, the pain of not having pudding.
Talen Morgan Amused Join date: 2 Apr 2004 Posts: 3,097	01-23-2005 18:11 From: Tikki Kerensky Like the rumor about you keeping a naked pink chicken at home? I heard it was a peacock with extra feathers
Cross Lament Loose-brained Vixen Join date: 20 Mar 2004 Posts: 1,115	01-23-2005 22:11 From: Tikki Kerensky Like the rumor about you keeping a naked pink chicken at home? Was that the one with the bowtie made of elbow skin? _____________________ - Making everyone's day just a little more surreal - Teeple Linden: "OK, where did the tentacled thing go while I was playing with my face?"
Trinity Serpentine Schwan's Avitar Reject Join date: 1 Oct 2003 Posts: 2,972	01-24-2005 06:59 From: Tikki Kerensky Like the rumor about you keeping a naked pink chicken at home? No, actually that one's a truth. _____________________ From: someone Yeah, the toaster has great speakers, but all I want is fucking toast. - The Filthy Critic reviewing Aeon Flux
Siobhan Taylor Nemesis Join date: 13 Aug 2003 Posts: 5,476	01-24-2005 07:03 From: Trinity Serpentine From: Tikki Kerensky Like the rumor about you keeping a naked pink chicken at home? No, actually that one's a truth. I thought Nala was a pink dragon, not a pink chicken. _____________________ http://siobhantaylor.wordpress.com/
Liona Clio Angel in Disguise Join date: 30 Aug 2004 Posts: 1,500	01-24-2005 09:59 From: Siobhan Taylor I thought Nala was a pink dragon, not a pink chicken. Don't dragons taste just like chicken, tho? _____________________ "Well, my days of not taking you seriously have certainly come to a middle."
Trinity Serpentine Schwan's Avitar Reject Join date: 1 Oct 2003 Posts: 2,972	01-24-2005 15:02 The pink and nakie part always distracts me too much to notice whether he's a chicken or a dwaggie. _____________________ From: someone Yeah, the toaster has great speakers, but all I want is fucking toast. - The Filthy Critic reviewing Aeon Flux
Lance LeFay is a Thug Join date: 1 May 2003 Posts: 1,488	01-24-2005 15:04 Hey, this thread is about me, damnit! >: ( _____________________ "Hoochie Hair is high on my list" - Andrew Linden "Adorable is 'they pay me to say you are cute'" -Barnesworth Anubis
Trinity Serpentine Schwan's Avitar Reject Join date: 1 Oct 2003 Posts: 2,972	01-24-2005 15:07 Sawy, you're right, we need to get back to talking about the fork in yer arsehole. _____________________ From: someone Yeah, the toaster has great speakers, but all I want is fucking toast. - The Filthy Critic reviewing Aeon Flux
HoseQueen McLean curiouser & curiouser Join date: 23 Apr 2004 Posts: 918	01-24-2005 19:24 Forked!
Lance LeFay is a Thug Join date: 1 May 2003 Posts: 1,488	01-24-2005 19:25 @_o Nice 'shop _____________________ "Hoochie Hair is high on my list" - Andrew Linden "Adorable is 'they pay me to say you are cute'" -Barnesworth Anubis
pandastrong Fairplay all bout the BANG POW NOW Join date: 16 Aug 2004 Posts: 2,920	01-24-2005 19:25 From: HoseQueen McLean Forked! That is forked up Hose! _____________________ "Honestly, you are a gem -- fun, creative, and possessing strong social convictions. I think LL should be paying you to be in their game." ~ Ulrika Zugzwang on the iconography of pandastrong in the media "That's no good. Someone is going to take your place as SL's cutest boy while you're offline." ~ Ingrid Ingersoll on the topic of LL refusing to pay pandastrong for being in their game.
HoseQueen McLean curiouser & curiouser Join date: 23 Apr 2004 Posts: 918	01-24-2005 19:28 What's scary is the results from a google image search on "x ray"

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