The Backwards Thread

Geez how can you call me names, did you unmute me

Willow is a flashy cheeky sl00t

Rose your the fact diva extra-ordinaire...do you think this is a cheese only problem or are we looking at a widespread dairy catastrophe? And what is a dairy product...does it have to come from milk...eggs afterall are in the dairy case but so is flakey pie crust...If eggs are involved, is it possible that the neo-con religious fundamentalists have something to do with the problem and they are using cheese as a stepping stone towards a grander right wing agenda?

My brain is hurting. I am completely out of cheese whiz and still have a box of triscuits left.

Maybe not, but did we really need to know?

quote taken completely out of context and really none of my business but I'll interject anyhow.

Leather is a product of cattle which also produce milk. No need to be so hasty to put down others insight into the larger problem. All parts make up the whole.

Rose you kill me!!! I need that on a t-shirt!!

Moo..... Mooooo...., Mooooooooo, Moohahahahah

My point was right on topic. Frankly I don't understand why you can't see that the safety, comfort and sexual well being from wearing leather apparel out weighs the minimal benefits of milk and dairy products. Perhaps you should pay more attention to my ideas rather than my underwear and the fact that I wear a leather thong to bed does not make my point invalid.

i chew on leather to clean my teeth. you don't.

Leather thong? First, doesn't that chafe and secondly how does that have anything to do with this thread. I don't see how you can expect to be taken seriously after sharing that.

Cows With Guns

http://www.cowswithguns.com/cwglyrics.html


Read the Story, Hear the Music, Smell the Grange
Now featuring Real Audio, have a listen...
Copyright 1996 Lyons Brothers Music (BMI)
All Rights Reserved

Intro
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Am G Am

[Am]Fat and docile, big and dumb
They look so stupid, they aren't much fun
[G]Cows aren't [Am]fun


[Am]They eat to grow, grow to die
Die to be et at the hamburger fry
[G]Cows well [Am]done

[Am]Nobody thunk it, nobody knew
No one imagined the great cow guru
[G]Cows are [Am]one

[Am]He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal
He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal
[G]Cow Tse [Am]Tongue

[Am]He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred
He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd
[G]Cow dol[Am]drums

[Am]He mooed we must fight, escape or we'll die
Cows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high

[G]Bad cow [Am]pun

[Am]But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate
Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate
[G]Cows are [Am]bummed

[Am]He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy
No one suspected he was packing an Uzi
[G]Cows with [Am]guns

[Am]They came with a needle to stick in his thigh
He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye
[G]Cow well [Am]hung

[Am]Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door
Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor
[G]Run cows [Am]run!

He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay
We are free roving bovines, we run free today

We will [F]fight for bovine [C]freedom
And [E]hold our large heads [Am]high
We will [F]run free with the [C]Buffalo, or [E]die
Cows with [Am]guns

[Am]They crashed the gate in a great stampede
Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed
[G]Cows have [Am]fun

[Am]Sixty police cars were piled in a heap
Covered in cow pies, covered up deep
[G]Much cow [Am]dung

Black smoke rising, darkening the day
Twelve burning McDonalds, have it your way

We will [F]fight for bovine [C]freedom
And [E]hold our large heads [Am]high
We will [F]run free with the [C]Buffalo, or [E]die
Cows with [Am]guns

[Am]The President said "enough is enough
These uppity cattle, its time to get tough"
[G]Cow dung [Am]flung

[Am]The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief
Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef
[G]Cows on [Am]buns

[Am]The cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed
They mooed their last moos,
they chewed their last hay
[G]Cows out[Am]gunned

The order was given to turn cows to whoppers

Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers
But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers
Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers

We will [F]fight for bovine [C]freedom
And [E]hold our large heads [Am]high
We will [F]run free with the [C]Buffalo, or [E]die

Cows with [Am]guns


Dana Lyons: Guitar and Vocals
With Mi Tierra Mariachi Band members:
Alberto Leyva: Vihuela
Rafael Leyva: Guitarron
Jesus Sanchez: Trumpet

Dedicated to the Mooovement.

Again with the sheep?

For the most part, sheep are the docile animals depicted in story books and songs. However, like all livestock, sheep should be treated with respect because they can be dangerous. Using safe handling procedures not only prevents injury to the handler, it is also beneficial to the sheep.

*** Take Note Schwan! ****

Jumping is not a reaction we expect from livestock, unless we have sheep. It is common for sheep to jump when approached from the front. Sheep can jump with enough force to break handlers' legs and cause head or shoulder injuries by knocking the handler down. For these reasons and because of the tendency to perceive sheep as "small", handlers should be aware of their tendency to jump before working with or attempting to catch sheep.

Rams also are involved in their fair share of sheep-related accidents. Usually injuries associated with rams involve being butted. A necessary rule of thumb is to never turn your back on a ram while in his pen. Like bulls, rams should never be trusted, and above all, never trust a ram that was a pet as a lamb. Former pets can be the most dangerous animals on the farm, not necessarily because they are vicious, but because actions (like butting) that were harmless when the animal was small can become very dangerous after the animal gains several hundred pounds.

Sheep are flock animals and tend to be uncomfortable when separated from a group. When one is isolated it will usually try to return to the group on its own without a great deal of prodding.

Ewes, like cows, can be very protective and defensive of their young. Be alert to warning signals the ewe sends out, like stomping her feet or shaking her head up and down. These are signs that she is angry, and she could charge.

The Moral of the story here is to always approach your sheep from behind and treat them with respect!

Just so you guys don't think I'm making this stuff up: http://www.ag.auburn.edu/~sschmidt/safety/sheep.htm

Hiro,



Hiro, that joke really was out of line. I can't believe you'd post such filth!