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Let's Talk About Sex!
Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
Posts: 9,935
11-16-2004 02:37
Let's talk about sex, baby
Let's talk about you and me
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex

Let's talk about sex for now to the people at home or in the crowd
It keeps coming up anyhow
Don't decoy, avoid, or make void the topic
Cuz that ain't gonna stop it
Now we talk about sex on the radio and video shows
Many will know anything goes
Let's tell it how it is, and how it could be
How it was, and of course, how it should be
Those who think it's dirty have a choice
Pick up the needle, press pause, or turn the radio off
Will that stop us, Pep? I doubt it
All right then, come on, Spin


Hot to trot, make any man's eyes pop
She use what she got to get whatever she don't got
Fellas drool like fools, but then again they're only human
The chick was a hit because her body was boomin'
Gold, pearls, rubies, crazy diamonds
Nothin' she ever wore was ever common
Her dates heads of state, men of taste
Lawyers, doctors, no one was too great for her to get with
Or even mess with, the Prez she says was next on her list
And believe me, you, it's as good as true
There ain't a man alive that she couldn't get next to
She had it all in the bag so she should have been glad
But she was mad and sad and feelin' bad
Thinkin' about the things that she never had
No love, just sex, followed next with a check and a note
That last night was dope

Let's talk about sex, baby (sing it)
Let's talk about you and me (sing it, sing it)
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be
Let's talk about sex (come on)
Let's talk about sex (do it)
Let's talk about sex (uh-huh)
Let's talk about sex

Ladies, all the ladies, louder now, help me out
Come on, all the ladies - let's talk about sex, all right
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Willow Caldera
Ice's Angel of Death ^_^
Join date: 9 Jul 2004
Posts: 165
11-16-2004 02:38
*wanders into eye-catching thread and takes a seat, listening intently*
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
Posts: 9,935
11-16-2004 02:40
No watching you PERV....

Join in or ELSE
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 6,627
11-16-2004 02:40
I thought that was what we talked about in 90 % of the threads anyway?

You want us to stick to a specific thread?! How the hell is that trolling?!
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Willow Caldera
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Join date: 9 Jul 2004
Posts: 165
11-16-2004 02:41
No, not a specific thread, just one where we all know the SCORE.
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
Posts: 9,935
11-16-2004 02:41
OH fuck...

I'm losing my DAMN touch...
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Willow Caldera
Ice's Angel of Death ^_^
Join date: 9 Jul 2004
Posts: 165
11-16-2004 02:42
That's ok, this is a thread about sex, we can help you find it again.
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
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11-16-2004 02:49
YAY

w00t for the sl00ts!
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Willow Caldera
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Join date: 9 Jul 2004
Posts: 165
11-16-2004 02:51
sl00ting is a way of life - only true w00ty sl00tys may apply.
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
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11-16-2004 02:55
LMAO

i was peeing my pants last night when my house was full of about 15 sl00t trainees... and us two w00ty sl00ty twins :D :D
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Willow Caldera
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11-16-2004 02:57
Hehehehehe - ruling the sl00ting roost is what we do best :p
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Nolan Nash
Frischer Frosch
Join date: 15 May 2003
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11-16-2004 03:01
Sl00ting is fun especially if you have a big rod:

http://www.fierljeppen.nl/images/sloot-1.jpg
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Willow Caldera
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Join date: 9 Jul 2004
Posts: 165
11-16-2004 03:08
With a rod that big you definitely qualify.

See me after class

:D
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Adam Cooper
Just call me Uncle Adam..
Join date: 10 Oct 2004
Posts: 380
11-16-2004 03:49
:)

*Opens up a lawn chair, sits down with some scotch an waits patiently for this thread to START being interesting!*

While i was impressed with the music, so far I have "seen" little sex anything going on....... Paint has more fun drying I think.......... So far............

Now lets get down to buisness........... *wink*
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Dismay Wilde
Bleed Designs Owner
Join date: 12 Aug 2004
Posts: 1,771
11-16-2004 03:51
YAAAAYYYY SEX....but what about yiffing? :D
Willow Caldera
Ice's Angel of Death ^_^
Join date: 9 Jul 2004
Posts: 165
11-16-2004 04:00
Yiffing will need its own strand, we cannot instruct on that.

And Adam, you'll need to come in from the garden if you want any fun to begin - there are LAWS about that kind of thing.
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Adam Cooper
Just call me Uncle Adam..
Join date: 10 Oct 2004
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11-16-2004 04:06
LOL

*Gets up out of lawn chair, pics up my scotch an walks in*

Ok ok I'm in now........ However I should warn you that I HAVE done it in the garden before (Just had to watch out for the roses was all), an thats not saying all the other outside places I've had fun in, so to me outside is as much fun as inside....... An this is comming from someone who has done it outside in the middle of a blizzard before (That was a BLAST)!!!

Its all good................
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Willow Caldera
Ice's Angel of Death ^_^
Join date: 9 Jul 2004
Posts: 165
11-16-2004 04:12
Blimey, didn't you get a cold bum?

And if you're a Brit, you should know perfectly well that nosy neighbourism now precludes any possibility of garden fun, at least in daylight hours.

So, for now - and far be it for me to be a killjoy - I suggest we stay inside - there is plenty to amuse us in here.
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Kris Ritter
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11-16-2004 04:35
From: Willow Caldera
And if you're a Brit, you should know perfectly well that nosy neighbourism now precludes any possibility of garden fun, at least in daylight hours.


Sore subject with me. Allow me to rant for just a second....

My fucktard fuckwit motherfucking fuck of a neighbor at my old house had such a detrimental affect on my health and lifestyle that I've just spent over 100k moving somewhere else just to get away.

GUESS WHAT?!

A family just moved in next-door-but-one who make the old neighbor look like a fucking saint. Apparently this whole family were evicted from their last place for antisocial behaviour, so have come to fuck up our lives instead.

Excellent. I'm so fucking pleased.

Oh. heh. you actually said NOSY neighbors. I thought you said NOISY. Oh well. Rant still stands.
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
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11-16-2004 04:57
REAL neighbours??

*peers out the window then hides back under the desk*
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Adam Cooper
Just call me Uncle Adam..
Join date: 10 Oct 2004
Posts: 380
11-16-2004 04:58
From: Willow Caldera
Blimey, didn't you get a cold bum?

And if you're a Brit, you should know perfectly well that nosy neighbourism now precludes any possibility of garden fun, at least in daylight hours.

So, for now - and far be it for me to be a killjoy - I suggest we stay inside - there is plenty to amuse us in here.


Well to tell you the truth, it wasnt the cold or snow bothering us at all (I was on the bottom anyways) it was that our fun kept melting the snow around us so after a while we (I) would end up laying in a ice puddle! We moved a bunch of times but the result was always the same...... But at least it was a BLAST an a half!

An I am not a brit my dear lady. Do I sound like a brit? Maybe I should not ask that hmmmm. But in either case, where theres a will, theres a way..............

NOW let the fun commence!
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Willow Caldera
Ice's Angel of Death ^_^
Join date: 9 Jul 2004
Posts: 165
11-16-2004 05:11
No no no no NO

What you MEANT to say was that where there's a WILLOW there's a way.

I hope you took a blanket, you can get all sorts of problems from ice puddles.

Get yr asses on http://forums.sl00ts.com

You know you want to!!
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Ursa Falcone
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11-16-2004 05:15
From: Kris Ritter
Sore subject with me. Allow me to rant for just a second....

My fucktard fuckwit motherfucking fuck of a neighbor at my old house had such a detrimental affect on my health and lifestyle that I've just spent over 100k moving somewhere else just to get away.

GUESS WHAT?!

A family just moved in next-door-but-one who make the old neighbor look like a fucking saint. Apparently this whole family were evicted from their last place for antisocial behaviour, so have come to fuck up our lives instead.

Excellent. I'm so fucking pleased.

Oh. heh. you actually said NOSY neighbors. I thought you said NOISY. Oh well. Rant still stands.


Hey is that an SL neighborhood or a RL? Maybe England is really SL - on a larger scale.
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
Posts: 9,935
11-16-2004 05:18
yes the UK is full of annoying fuckwits like us.... it must be SL

;)
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Adam Cooper
Just call me Uncle Adam..
Join date: 10 Oct 2004
Posts: 380
11-16-2004 05:30
From: Willow Caldera
No no no no NO

What you MEANT to say was that where there's a WILLOW there's a way.

I hope you took a blanket, you can get all sorts of problems from ice puddles.

Get yr asses on http://forums.sl00ts.com

You know you want to!!


Yes yes we brought a big blanket. Unfortunatly by the time the first snow around us melted, the blanket was covered in water... :) But it was cool really (Pun intended) because we were kept quite warm indeed... Hehehe

Gave us a whole new meaning to the words "Snow Angels" :)

An just ta let ya know, the UK is not the only place fuckwits exist trust me. An as far as I can tell, neither of you fit that discription. I've known plenty of them in my day, an so far you two ladies dont even rate............
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