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Linden Matchmaking?

Lindens ever hook you up?

Yes
5 (8.8%)

No
28 (49.1%)

Yet another conspiracy theory...
24 (42.1%)

Total votes: 57
Jack Digeridoo
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Join date: 29 Jul 2003
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05-05-2005 07:12
How often has a random Linden walked up to you, assessed your skills and said,

"Hey, I know someone of the opposite sex and you would get along great with them, let me hook you up and have you folks work on a project together!"

This is not about FIC, at least not on the surface. The source of this question is perched on something much more dastardly, far more evil than I am willing to discuss at this point. Perhaps in PM.
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Ingrid Ingersoll
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05-05-2005 07:18
From: Jack Digeridoo
The source of this question is perched on something much more dastardly, far more evil than I am willing to discuss at this point. Perhaps in PM.



Do you think there could be links to Al Qaeda?
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Aimee Weber
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Join date: 30 Jan 2004
Posts: 4,286
05-05-2005 07:20
From: Jack Digeridoo
How often has a random Linden walked up to you, assessed your skills and said,

"Hey, I know someone of the opposite sex and you would get along great with them, let me hook you up and have you folks work on a project together!"


Sort of. He said "Hey, I know someone of the opposite sex and you would get along great with them...ME! Let's hook up baby!"

Bad, horny Lindens!
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Eboni Khan
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Join date: 17 Mar 2004
Posts: 2,133
05-05-2005 07:22
Ohh everyday. Those Linden Offices in Ambleside are like a singles mixer! Cards are bring traded left and right! Come on over girls and grab a man!
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koolhand Koolhaas
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Join date: 26 Nov 2004
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05-05-2005 07:24
From: Jack Digeriddo
"Hey, I know someone of the opposite sex and you would get along great with them, let me hook you up and have you folks work on a project together!"


From: Ingrid Ingersoll
Do you think there could be links to Al Qaeda?


I think it is the religious right forcing their heterosexual agenda!
David Valentino
Nicely Wicked
Join date: 1 Jan 2004
Posts: 2,941
05-05-2005 07:29
Well..I have certain female Lindens that offer me sex on a regular basis. I'm not gonna say who..*winks at Jeska*..but so far I've politely refused, as I'm just not that kinda guy. I mean come on! At least buy me dinner first!

As far as them playing match maker,yes..that happens now and then. Why just the other day, Nova set me up with her cousin, Gertrude Linden, and we had a good time bombing various clubs together. Was a real hoot!

But I am suprised to hear that this has happened to others as well...








DISCLAIMER: EVERYTHING IN THIS POST IS A LIE..WELL..EXCEPT THIS LINE THAT YOU ARE READING.
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David Lamoreaux

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05-05-2005 07:48
I'm not awake yet - am pretty certain I'm dreaming this thread...

zzzzzzzzzz

:eek:
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05-05-2005 07:48
Yes.

Or at least, what Blue Linden told me last night sounded very vaguely like "Linden Labs has decided that world domination through cloning and genetic manipulation is what we strive for. Would you like to be placed with one of our leading geneticists and help by imprinting a family bond amongst several dozen squadrons of giant attack hummingbirds?"

Okay, so maybe he didn't say it in quite so many words.
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Colette Meiji
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05-05-2005 07:51
From: Jack Digeridoo
How often has a random Linden walked up to you, assessed your skills and said,

"Hey, I know someone of the opposite sex and you would get along great with them, let me hook you up and have you folks work on a project together!"

This is not about FIC, at least not on the surface. The source of this question is perched on something much more dastardly, far more evil than I am willing to discuss at this point. Perhaps in PM.



Im wondering what the Evil source is 0.o !!

Would have to say .. as an answer to how often its happened to me .. Zero times .. how often Id like the above scenario to happen .. Zero times.

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Rose Karuna
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Join date: 5 Jun 2004
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05-05-2005 08:03
Yes - but when I showed up I learned that they were trying to fix me up with the Volcano God - which required naked AV sacrifice on my behalf.... so I declined the generous offer.

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Lecktor Hannibal
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05-05-2005 08:20
From: Rose Karuna
Yes - but when I showed up I learned that they were trying to fix me up with the Volcano God - which required naked AV sacrifice on my behalf.... so I declined the generous offer.

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You truly missed out on the quintessential SL experience :cool:
Pendari and I will summons you the next time G'al rumbles !! :D
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katykiwi Moonflower
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05-05-2005 08:24
No....but some of those Linden Teddies are interesting...
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David Valentino
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05-05-2005 08:29
From: katykiwi Moonflower
No....but some of those Linden Teddies are interesting...



Darn..I knew there was something I forgot to add to my bear...
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Rose Karuna
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05-05-2005 08:58
From: Lecktor Hannibal
You truly missed out on the quintessential SL experience :cool:
Pendari and I will summons you the next time G'al rumbles !! :D



I'll show up if Pen promises to wear that sexy cop hat and police tape. :D :p

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Buster Peel
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Join date: 7 Feb 2005
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05-05-2005 09:54
From: Jack Digeridoo
How often has a random Linden walked up to you, assessed your skills and said,

"Hey, I know someone of the opposite sex and you would get along great with them, let me hook you up and have you folks work on a project together!"

We need to convince http://www.match.com to set up an in-world booth. Have your av fill out a questionaire, and match 'em up.
Colette Meiji
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Join date: 25 Mar 2005
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05-05-2005 09:56
From: Buster Peel
We need to convince http://www.match.com to set up an in-world booth. Have your av fill out a questionaire, and match 'em up.



think there is a SL matchmaking business already running.

Its not run by the Linden's tho ..

Unless its teh FIC

=p
Cristiano Midnight
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Join date: 17 May 2003
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05-05-2005 10:09
There is shocking evidence of Linden matchmaking here, posted by Reuben Linden himself :)

http://www.sluniverse.com/pics/pic.aspx?id=2854&sort=PictureID+desc
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Chandra Page
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05-05-2005 10:12
From: katykiwi Moonflower
No....but some of those Linden Teddies are interesting...


Unless it's Vektor wearing the teddy.

/me washes her eyes out with soap.
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Jack Digeridoo
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05-05-2005 11:00
From: Cristiano Midnight
There is shocking evidence of Linden matchmaking here, posted by Reuben Linden himself :)


No words... I can't digest this.
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Ingrid Ingersoll
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05-05-2005 12:00
the horror...
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Flamey Manhattan
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05-05-2005 12:15
sounds like someone only got one side of a story as always the case genrally, did you stop and think before you posted? it really does sound very silly! In any case whats it matter if it did or dident go down, Isnt it down to a person to decided wether they like someone or not?ive put many people together for all different reasons, not to set them up and in very few case's these things happen, were all grown up.

im sorry but im laughing so hard its stupid

Oh hey i heard ufo's have been dropping giant bears all over the place...........
Dianne Mechanique
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Join date: 28 Mar 2005
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paranoia
05-05-2005 12:18
From: Jack Digeridoo
How often has a random Linden walked up to you, assessed your skills and said,

"Hey, I know someone of the opposite sex and you would get along great with them, let me hook you up and have you folks work on a project together!"

This is not about FIC, at least not on the surface. The source of this question is perched on something much more dastardly, far more evil than I am willing to discuss at this point. Perhaps in PM.


no offense jack, but if you actually believe that, i have bridge to sell you. ;)
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Foulcault Mechanique
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Join date: 28 Mar 2005
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love at first sight
05-05-2005 12:20
What is really going on is all the lady lindens have followed BOB and have therefore left eh guys lonely. You know what happens when guys get lonely. Also not to mention the "Ladies of Linden" or LOL have decided to worship BOB at all times even during work.
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From: Jeska Linden
I'm moving this over to Off-Topic for further Pez ruminations.
Torley Linden
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05-05-2005 12:21
From: Jack Digeridoo

"Hey, I know someone of the opposite sex and you would get along great with them, let me hook you up and have you folks work on a project together!"


Well, one thing I do know for sure is, it's not just limited to members of the opposite sex, as we have such a variety of sexual (and nonsexual) orientations in here! :)

I've personally seen Lindens encourage fruitful collaboration among Residents. Perhaps a couple peeps a Linden thought would get along well with complementary personalities, but who haven't met each other inworld... yet.

Leads to great things for us all in the community.
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Ananda Sandgrain
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05-05-2005 12:24
From: Torley Torgeson

I've personally seen Lindens encourage fruitful collaboration among Residents.


Score to Torley for the triple entendre!
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