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Headline: "Man grows penis on his arm". No, really, I'm serious. |
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Nephilaine Protagonist
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03-24-2005 12:52
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Rose Karuna
Lizard Doctor
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03-24-2005 13:07
Well, I've known men who have grown them a replacement part for their head, so I guess it's not so impossible.
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Nephilaine Protagonist
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03-24-2005 13:10
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
*wipes tear* oh, man. the temptation to chuckle at this is just too great. If its not a complete hoax, this is a pretty cool accomplishment- but one of those you would have to think twice before really bragging to anyone about though, i would imagine  *giggle* "Is that a penis on your arm, or are you just happy to......uh, is that a *penis* on your arm???" _____________________
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Xtopherxaos Ixtab
D- in English
Join date: 7 Oct 2004
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03-24-2005 13:28
"Women will never suspect"......
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pandastrong Fairplay
all bout the BANG POW NOW
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03-24-2005 13:50
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Torley Linden
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03-24-2005 13:54
Hey, at least he didn't grow it on the top of his cranium, or that'd be inviting even more comments... certain terms...
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Paolo Portocarrero
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03-24-2005 13:56
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Rose Karuna
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03-24-2005 13:59
Hehe, wouldn't it be cool to have a couple of spares, though? Particularly if your last name is Bobbit. I mean a name like that just invites trouble. . _____________________
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Talen Morgan
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03-24-2005 14:19
Sure as hell makes flashing a lot easier...
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HoseQueen McLean
curiouser & curiouser
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03-24-2005 14:31
Ok, this is probably a stupid question... BUT...
If the story is true, and this man had a penis on his arm, could he get an erection?? Erectile tissue is the same no matter where it is on the body, right?  |
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Trinity Serpentine
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03-24-2005 14:36
*blinks*
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James Miller
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03-24-2005 14:53
I bet he has lots of long-sleeves in his closet!
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Neehai Zapata
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03-24-2005 14:55
I doubt there would have been sufficient blood flow for him to get an erection on his arm, but who knows.
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Gydeon Fox
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Oooookay...
03-24-2005 15:06
Well, I guess if they can transplant hair from your ass to put on your head, then they can do anything. This guy actually had it removed, IMPROVED, and replaced! Wow.
Not to put a serious spin on the matter, but this isn't just a skin graft. They're talking about penile tissue. If this information is legit, then how far are they from growing a new liver or kidney? I caught a line from the Associated Press last year about a guy in Germany who had some bone transplanted to his back for six years, where it grew inside a wire frame and became a new lower jaw. He had lost is lower jaw to cancer or something, and they GREW him another one, to specs! I'm sure it isn't the prettiest thing in the world, mind you... but he can eat a sandwich now. So in conclusion: Hurry up, Science! I'm still waiting for my Bionic Arm with the Swiss Army Hand attachment! |
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Nephilaine Protagonist
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03-24-2005 15:16
four words:
Go Go Gadget Penis. I'm sure your imaginations can take it from there..... _____________________
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Chip Midnight
ate my baby!
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03-24-2005 15:45
How could he resist the comedy value of having it grown on his forehead instead of his forearm?!
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Sophos Casanova
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03-24-2005 15:52
hmmm... what if we could place one on our finger...
and women place their eehm "word i cannot say on here" on their shoulder: *tap tap* you know the time? yeah.. time to get a morning after pill LOL _____________________
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Zuzi Martinez
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03-24-2005 16:03
He said: "Women will never suspect." unless they see the little bolts in its neck. i never knew the movie Frankenweenie was a porno........ _____________________
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Teeny Leviathan
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03-24-2005 16:50
Having one's penis grafted to the arm could become a fad. Reroute the urethra through the arm, and it becomes the ultimate RL griefer weapon!
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Siggy Romulus
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03-24-2005 18:01
"Doctor, I have this strange protuberance growing between my eyebrows.. What is it?"
"Hmmmm.. it appears to be a second penis growing.. and at an alarming rate I might add!" "OMG! You mean every time I look in the mirror I'm gonna see a cock between my eyebrows?" "No no no... of course not!... Your eyes will be covered by two big hairy balls...." _____________________
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Teeny Leviathan
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03-24-2005 18:27
I'll bet he got many prank calls during the months of his procedure. They kept asking for this guy.
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Lianne Marten
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03-24-2005 18:38
I'll bet he got many prank calls during the months of his procedure. They kept asking for this guy. Brilliance _____________________
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Zuzi Martinez
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03-24-2005 21:27
"Doctor it hurts when i pee."
"well next time take your watch off first!" so any idea why they did this? sounds like he just wanted it bigger. and when it says " it grew to 6-and-a-half inches" before they sewed it back do they mean erect? do i have to add "arm boner" to my vocabulary? or do they mean unerect and now he's Long Dong Silver when he sees a pretty girl? _____________________
Zuzi Martinez: if Jeska was Canadian would she be from Jeskatchewan? that question keeps me up at nite.
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Nolan Nash
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03-24-2005 21:39
A related story about a Russian teen also from ananova.
Warning: picture portraying papillary penile protuberance present. http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_376025.html Moral of the story; do not piss on an electric fence. _____________________
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Darko Cellardoor
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03-24-2005 21:42
Panda rub my arm dude!
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