Would you sleep with someone for a million dollars?
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What's your price?
I would never do it.
12 (16.7%)
I would do it for free!
10 (13.9%)
Other, please state
3 (4.2%)
Pecan Pie, Cheese, and a cherry on top.
8 (11.1%)
Total votes: 72
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Eggy Lippmann
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04-15-2005 07:23
My apologies to Lianne Marten, but after reading her post, I had to make a poll out of it  From: Lianne Marten Two students were talking, one a guy and the other a girl. They had known each other almost their entire lives and got along very well. They were talking about philosophy, as students tend to do. The guy asked the girl (hypothetically, they had seen a movie where this was part of the plot) if she would sleep with him for $1 million dollars.
She thought about it, she had known him for a long time and knew he was a good guy, and she knew she could do a lot with $1 million dollars and she would never have to work again. So, she said she would.
Then he asked her if she would sleep with him for $10 dollars.
Affronted, she said "Of course not! What kind of girl do you think I am?"
He said "Well we've already established that, now we're haggling over price." |
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Lash Xevious
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Join date: 8 May 2004
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04-15-2005 09:02
No. Having loveless sex isn't really a stretch for some folks. I wouldn't think it's a personal sacrifice, simply because consensual sex, when executed efficiently, can be enjoyed by everyone involved, so it's more self-gratifying than self-sacrificing. And for that much money, I'd offer something that is a true investment of my time and physical being. Like something I wouldn't normally do, and get no benefit from doing it, other than the money itself. For $1 milllion, I'd handwash someone's stinky, crusty, biohazardous laundry. It's not an easy thing to do, since I'm germaphobic and the scent of dirty laundry makes me hurl. But if someone is willing to shell out $1 million for that, I will suffer through it. I won't even wear rubber gloves. ARGH. This is already making my skin crawl. Anyhoo ... Then I be riiiiiich, biotch!  |
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Paolo Portocarrero
Puritanical Hedonist
Join date: 28 Apr 2004
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04-15-2005 09:08
ROFL, Lash! I can't get the picture of you wearing rubber gloves scrubbing skid marks off of skivvies from my mind. For you Eggy, shore thang, hon. You pay me a million bucks, I'm in Lisbon tomorrow. |
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Talen Morgan
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04-15-2005 09:14
From: Lash Xevious No. Having loveless sex isn't really a stretch for some folks. I wouldn't think it's a personal sacrifice, simply because consensual sex, when executed efficiently, can be enjoyed by everyone involved, so it's more self-gratifying than self-sacrificing. And for that much money, I'd offer something that is a true investment of my time and physical being. Like something I wouldn't normally do, and get no benefit from doing it, other than the money itself. For $1 milllion, I'd handwash someone's stinky, crusty, biohazardous laundry. It's not an easy thing to do, since I'm germaphobic and the scent of dirty laundry makes me hurl. But if someone is willing to shell out $1 million for that, I will suffer through it. I won't even wear rubber gloves. ARGH. This is already making my skin crawl. Anyhoo ... Then I be riiiiiich, biotch! I have 5 dolla what can I get ? ...and please...no rubber gloves this time...its so...so ...impersonal 
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Talen Morgan
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04-15-2005 09:16
I would do it for free depending on the person...but I wouldn't exclude the other choices
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Shadow Weaver
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Join date: 13 Jan 2003
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04-15-2005 10:05
for 1 million bucks I would
But the only drawbacks would be I get to keep all of my body parts in tact before and after.
I'm not into any bodily waste products
Cause I still won't eat shit for a million bucks I do have some class.
Lastly, I would not if they had gifts that kept on giving.
Short of that I'd only request I never have to see that individual ever again if we didn't click.
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Talen Morgan
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04-15-2005 10:13
From: Shadow Weaver for 1 million bucks I would
But the only drawbacks would be I get to keep all of my body parts in tact before and after.
I'm not into any bodily waste products
Cause I still won't eat shit for a million bucks I do have some class.
Lastly, I would not if they had gifts that kept on giving.
Short of that I'd only request I never have to see that individual ever again if we didn't click.
Shadow All your requirements have been satisfied....now just as soon as you finish having sex with Eggy I will pay you 1 million dollas
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Schwanson Schlegel
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04-15-2005 10:16
From: Shadow Weaver
Cause I still won't eat shit for a million bucks I do have some class.
I would strain the corn with my teeth for 1 million dollars. I would use the money to buy a new tooth brush. |
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Lupo Clymer
The Lost Pagan
Join date: 13 Mar 2005
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04-15-2005 10:16
I will just have sex with them.
No need to pay. Just give me the money because you want to get rid of it.
If I am good friends with some one, if I call them a friend, I do love them. So the sex would not be loveless.
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Champie Jack
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04-15-2005 10:22
you know, I don't think it is fair to put stipulations on your acceptance of the deal. This is like making a deal with the devil... If I could be certain of the exact outcome then there is no dilema. If you can be guaranteed an outcome there is no dilema, therefore your answer only becomes a matter of personal desire. I don't think the point of the question is, "would you engage in a defined activity with guarantees of a specific circumstances and outcome" The answer would always be what you desire rather than what you are willing to gamble and risk losing (health, dignity, self-esteem, your "tools"  . If you cant accept the question for exactly how it is stated, and answer honestly with the understanding that the non-specific nature of the question is exactly the dilema, then don't bother answering. Me, no, I wouldn't do anything like that because I don't know what I'm risking |
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Paolo Portocarrero
Puritanical Hedonist
Join date: 28 Apr 2004
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04-15-2005 10:55
From: Talen Morgan All your requirements have been satisfied....now just as soon as you finish having sex with Eggy I will pay you 1 million dollas Wheee! Save a front-row seat for me! haha |
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Ricky Zamboni
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04-15-2005 11:08
I don't have a million dollars. Five bucks is all my mom allows me to spend.  Or did you mean someone would be willing to pay me a million dollars for sex? Sweet! |
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Lianne Marten
Cheese Baron
Join date: 6 May 2004
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04-15-2005 12:27
Oh wow you were serious about that poll thing I'd sleep with someone for a million dollars if it satisfied the conditions given in that joke. Ie. a guy that i've known for a while and feel comfortable with. |
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Tito Gomez
Mi Vida Loca
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04-15-2005 12:34
I did, its called marriage. T |
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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
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04-15-2005 12:52
From: Tito Gomez I did, its called marriage. T That's an exorbitant dowry. Was it worth it?
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Liona Clio
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04-15-2005 13:50
Heck, I have no problems sleeping with *anyone*, no matter what the price! Just as long as the sheets are clean, and they don't hog the covers like my sister liked to do.
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Wuvme Karuna
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04-15-2005 22:34
LOL i would do it, buttttttttt (there is always a butt in the middle) - The person must be tested negative for STDS.. LOL - Ask Boyfriend.. HEY we can SPLIT LATER! ROFL - Make sure he has the money! LOL - Umm rubber yes, even though i could get another million of child support... *cough* - Gotta be cute and around my age NO Shilvered PENIS IN HERE! ROFL LOL i gots more.. just cant think of it.. LOL * gosh i sound like a golddigger , awww i feel really bad.... umm but im sure it will go away in 3 secs... i still want that million LOL okay its gone! yay |
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Deklax Fairplay
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Join date: 2 Jul 2004
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04-15-2005 23:23
From: wuvme Karuna LOL i would do it, buttttttttt (there is always a butt in the middle) - The person must be tested negative for STDS.. LOL - Ask Boyfriend.. HEY we can SPLIT LATER! ROFL - Make sure he has the money! LOL - Umm rubber yes, even though i could get another million of child support... *cough* - Gotta be cute and around my age NO Shilvered PENIS IN HERE! ROFL LOL i gots more.. just cant think of it.. LOL * gosh i sound like a golddigger , awww i feel really bad.... umm but im sure it will go away in 3 secs... i still want that million LOL okay its gone! yay Wow. Hahahhahah!
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Essence Lumin
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04-16-2005 02:00
Eggy, Lianne, that story/question is amusing but ancient. Some people say George Bernard Shaw came up with it. Some say Churchill |
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Eggy Lippmann
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04-16-2005 05:27
Essence... you feted inner old timer, you |
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Alexa Hope
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04-16-2005 08:53
I voted no but looking at some of the bills that came through my letterbox today, a change of mind may be in order. If the man was an ugly stranger I might be able to get away with doing it after half a bottle of Scotch and a handful of valium. I would close my eyes and think of England. I suspect only us Brits know what that means lol. If it was Robert Redford I would do it for free and if it were Alan Rickman I would pay him. Alexa |
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Paolo Portocarrero
Puritanical Hedonist
Join date: 28 Apr 2004
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04-16-2005 08:59
From: Alexa Hope I voted no but looking at some of the bills that came through my letterbox today, a change of mind may be in order. If the man was an ugly stranger I might be able to get away with doing it after half a bottle of Scotch and a handful of valium. I would close my eyes and think of England. I suspect only us Brits know what that means lol. If it was Robert Redford I would do it for free and if it were Alan Rickman I would pay him. Alexa Haha, too funny. Hmm, I'd pay your fellow Brit, Clive Owen, but then again, I don't have a million bucks to begin with! |
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ZsuZsanna Raven
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04-16-2005 09:16
Nope, no matter the amount of money. I respect myself too much for that. I'm probably in the minority here but oh well
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Icon Serpentine
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04-16-2005 13:35
For a million bucks as long as I don't get any diseases or physical damage.
Otherwise, knock yourself out baby.
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Rickard Roentgen
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04-16-2005 15:22
lol, other. I'd only sleep with someone for a million dollars if I'd have slept with them anyway. You can ponder who I'd sleep with anyway.
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