Ok, forum mob. now that we have momentum, what next?

Oh looky, blaze is lonely again.

You know blaze, if you spent HALF the energy in world that you spend on the forums chasing your own tail you would be a Lindenaire.

I know, I know, you're trying (apparently unsucessfully) to make a point.

I have a question for you; how many more months will it take before you feel satisfied?

"Hey yo kids. Remember when we used to be dope? I know. I know. I lost touch with reality, now my personality is an unwanted commodity..."

Oh oooo ohh oh!!! *jumps around and waves her hand excitedly* Pick me! Pick me!

I'm already hung

i know siggy, and he is not prone to exaggeration normally. i think we can forgive him this one little thing.

so sayeth:

marilyn

It's not THAT little -- I was told 'it's a good size'....

And while I'm on the subject, why is it that every time a woman sees something little and itty bitty they go all gushy and say how cute it is EXCEPT if it's a penis.. in which case they laugh?

Siggy.

Because it looks like a turtle hiding in its shell?

It's not the laugh.... its that utter look of disappointment and then that looking around to see it is a trick or if its hidden away somewhere. Then they look to see if you are a woman or something. Then there is that look of well, I'm here, might as well see if he will buy me something later...

Hero in a half shell... TURTLE POWER!

Actually seeing how I have the helmet, I was thinking of getting the guy tatooed up with all yellow stripes and stuff.... make him look like a New York City fireman.... dunno - maybe he'll look slightly more heroic then.

'Love a fireman a day -- if you don't blow me you're downright unamerican'

Siggy.

I think I'll fabricate some pitch forks and torches. Ought to be hot sellers.

I've actually been waiting to see a nice set of these in SL -- I'm not currently aware of any, and the last person who told me he was going to do it decided not to after he cooled down. Including "Frankenstein rakes", LOL...

I love a man in a uniform.

Heaven was not deleted. It went public.

News: Second Life Resident Acquires Strategic 4096m Plot of Heaven

Like many sadly passed residents of SL, Defunct Plavatar had certain expectations of what death in the digital world would be like.

Being unable to enter Heaven due to being on a banish list, however, was not among them.

"I had to come back, back to life," said Mr. Plavatar. "Something just went wrong. I knew I was in Heaven because there was no lag and the ambient lighting appeared to be working correctly. Something was up though; St. Peter was trying to catch things in the air, and cursing about temp on rez objects. I wanted to help, but as I approached, I walked into a set of land ban lines. Somebody had acquired the plot immediately in front of the Pearly Gates and I couldn't get by."

What, you may ask, was an SL avatar doing in Heaven? A source, speaking with us on terms of anononymity, revealed some interesting facts:

"We've been trying to do some things with Heaven, bring it into the digital age, as it were, and recognize what might be new forms of life essence...it's sort of complicated. That's not what we're here to discuss though, suffice to say there's been a lot of changes...

"...there's been a lot of terraforming and land management potential that's just gone overlooked for what feels like an eternity. St. Fiacre has been going on about this since he got here...one of our recent arrivals claimed to have experience with tools that could scan and manage large plots of land in an automated fashion. It sounded so good, and the demo was great, so we decided to implement. Next thing we know, whole areas of Heaven are going light green, these little objects appear out of nowhere, then suddenly the land goes red. Once that happens, you can't move through it anymore. Since one of these plots is the area right in front of the Gates, nobody can get in unless they're part of some organization called "Elite Executive" or something like that, and they're turning the damn lobby into a disco as we speak!"

Did the Lord himself approve of the implementation of these tools?

"I really don't know, but I heard him warming up his Cast Thee Out speech. And as far as I know he's only used that twice," said our source.

How exactly the plots were known to be available is unknown, though the idea of a near-cancelled account or other such abberation has been put forward.

"One of these potentially new types of resident we've been we've been trying out may have almost passed on and gotten a peek. We really wish it hadn't happened. The journey of the soul is becoming arduous, you really don't get the feel for it from 30m up, and all these red lines are probably better decor for a place I could recommend down south of here."

Linden Labs could not be reached for comment and did not return our calls. An automated response to our email promised to look into the matter when possible.

i have a pitch fork that shoots flame on command with a stylin' animation. IM for price.

I think the forum mob should channel its colossal energy into not posting but hey that's just my opinion

Moved to Off-Topic.