I've always like long streams of archaic curses. I'm not very good at it yet, but I'm practicing.
As in:
Yer a pustule, a brigand, a cur and a wee shite that yer harridan mother should 'a flushed when she shat ya out instead of putting you to her festering teat.
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Wednesday Grimm
Ex Libris
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04-06-2004 13:05
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forestrock Flower
insignificant rock
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04-06-2004 13:24
Like a cartoon villain, I say things such as:
Blast! Curses! Confound it! Drat! Double-Drat! Rats! Meddling Kids! What the devil? What the duece? You'll rue the day! Poop. These sayings are almost always accompanied by shaking one or even two fists in the air. |
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Darwin Appleby
I Was Beaten With Satan
Join date: 14 Mar 2003
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04-06-2004 13:36
I don't know about you guys, but I got a big laugh imagining someone shaking two fists in the air yelling "Poop!"
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Touche.
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Julian Fate
80's Pop Star
Join date: 19 Oct 2003
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04-06-2004 14:03
Composites don't get enough credit in my opinion.
Take one from column A and one from column B and kind of glue them together: Column A Fuck Bitch Cock Cunt Fag Whore Dick Ass Shit Piss Turd Column B Rag Wipe Monkey Smack Lick Monger Stain Hole Muffin Hump Mouth For additional fun take both your choices from the same column for results like "cuntfag" and "mouthhump", or create a third column of modifiers like "fucking" and "retarded" to put at the start of your insult. |
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Wednesday Grimm
Ex Libris
Join date: 9 Jan 2003
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04-06-2004 14:16
As a Monkey, who also happens to be a Rag and a Monger, I find this list offensive.
Whoremuffins, is it time go to home yet? _____________________
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Huns Valen
Don't PM me here.
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04-06-2004 17:20
Originally posted by Relee Baysklef Eheh, now you guys know why I'm such a fast typist, huh? I have a lot of practice.   _____________________
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Torrid Midnight
Work in progress
Join date: 13 May 2003
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04-06-2004 17:26
Hmm...I do say bloody hell alot, but that is the brit in me along with flipping which is just a sub for fucking. Fuck seems to be one I use most often and I like to put it in fun sentences!. Fuck me running or fuck my mouth and call me a cumslut. But of course I try to refrain from saying those anymore
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Water Rogers
Registered User
Join date: 1 May 2003
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04-06-2004 17:44
I've got your soap
 "fucking cumslut..." rofl -_Water _____________________
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Julian Fate
80's Pop Star
Join date: 19 Oct 2003
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04-06-2004 18:12
Wednesday, you're a monger? I thought mongering was out of fashion these days. What do you mong?
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Catherine Cotton
Tis Elfin
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04-06-2004 20:25
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Darwin Appleby
I Was Beaten With Satan
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04-06-2004 20:31
I have your soap, but I just dropped it. Behave as I pick it up in this miniskirt.
Oh, and fuckmuffin is my new word of choice. Asshat 'aint bad either. _____________________
Touche.
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Charlie Omega
Registered User
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04-07-2004 01:58
But ya know Fuck is a great word.
How else and with what word can you convey all your feelings in one sentance with just one word used over and over again? Fuck the fucking fuckers!! OK 2 words, but who counts "the" anymore? _____________________
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Wednesday Grimm
Ex Libris
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04-07-2004 08:49
Originally posted by Julian Fate Wednesday, you're a monger? I thought mongering was out of fashion these days. What do you mong? There are, to the best of my knowledge, only 4 kinds of mongers: iron, cheese, fish and whore. _____________________
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Essence Lumin
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04-07-2004 09:34
There are perl mongers. It's the perl user group.
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Julian Fate
80's Pop Star
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04-07-2004 13:25
Wednesday, you forgot scandalmongers and warmongers. I never heard of a cheesemonger. I suppose cheese is mongerable.
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Eggy Lippmann
Wiktator
Join date: 1 May 2003
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04-10-2004 06:08
British swear words are so much cooler... bollocks to the lot of you sods
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Devlin Gallant
Thought Police
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04-10-2004 10:21
Well, bloody hell to you, you goat buggering wanker!
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Julian Fate
80's Pop Star
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04-11-2004 12:40
Stick a lorry up yer bum, you bleedin' crumpet.
Speaking of British profanity, I though spotted dick and toad in the hole were euphemisms for something obscene for the longest time. |
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Eggy Lippmann
Wiktator
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04-11-2004 15:49
Don't worry, that's nothing compared to the amount of people who think procrastinating is something dirty.
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Darwin Appleby
I Was Beaten With Satan
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04-11-2004 15:52
The best word is fucktard. Props to Chris for coming up with that.
Assmuffin isn't bad either. _____________________
Touche.
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Devlin Gallant
Thought Police
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04-11-2004 18:21
Masticating is another often misunderstood word.
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Moleculor Satyr
Fireflies!
Join date: 5 Jan 2004
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04-11-2004 18:25
How is chewing misunderstood?
Unless it's a Star Wars generation-er. Then I could understand. Chewing... Chewy... Yeah. _____________________
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Leonn Rubio
Rebmem Roines
Join date: 30 Jan 2004
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04-13-2004 08:59
I've been using "minge" and "cunt" in the phrases:
"Fuck you, you minge flavored cunt!" or "Fuck you, you cunt flavored minge!" But never "Fuck Minge, you you flavored cunt!" and certainly not "Minge, you fuck flavored cunt you!" The last two are terms of endearment... and I do not endear anyone like that really. |
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Devlin Gallant
Thought Police
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04-13-2004 09:28
Minge?
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Julian Fate
80's Pop Star
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04-13-2004 11:52
The procrastinating thespian masticated compulsively.
By the way, for all you mongermongers, I found a few more. COSTERMONGER - fruit seller. FELL MONGER - remover of hair or wool from hides in leather making. FLESHMONGER - butcher or one who worked in a tannery. GARLEKMONGER - garlicmonger; dealer in garlic. HAYMONGER - dealer in hay. Incidentally, a female fishmonger was called a fish fag. Now that sounds insulting. Happy mongering! |