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Neehai Zapata
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11-04-2004 04:20
Now look at this picture and tell me she doesn't want to peel off her fake human skin and eat your hamster!

She uses her reptilian mind control powers on George Bush all the time. This explains his erratic behavior. She is clearly one of their leaders along with Condoleeza Rice.

Stop the lizard people before it is too late!
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Camille Serpentine
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11-04-2004 06:46
From: Neehai Zapata
Now look at this picture and tell me she doesn't want to peel off her fake human skin and eat your hamster!

She uses her reptilian mind control powers on George Bush all the time. This explains his erratic behavior. She is clearly one of their leaders along with Condoleeza Rice.

Stop the lizard people before it is too late!


I loved "V"!!!!

:)

I so agree with you Neehai! Got to keep those hamsters safe!

'attitude adjustments' spring to mind
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Dismay Wilde
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11-04-2004 06:49
LOL i still remember when he did his lil speech "and Laura the love of my life" was very random...lol but still...creepy...and he looks like a monkey! :rolleyes:
Jonny Dusk
The ArtIst of War
Join date: 29 Sep 2004
Posts: 477
11-04-2004 06:50
Didn't she murder her boyfriend by running him over with a car or something like that?
Dismay Wilde
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11-04-2004 06:51
O.o I didnt know that..is that true? >.>
Jonny Dusk
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11-04-2004 06:52
like I think at 18 or something, of course she got away with it. Hasn't every Bush child been arrested too, for something or another?
Dismay Wilde
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11-04-2004 06:53
O.o whoa
Sabbie DeGroot
Dutchy
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11-04-2004 06:56
*makes haypitch shiny*
*lights torch*
*starts angry mob*
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Neehai Zapata
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11-04-2004 06:57
She did run a stop sign and kill her ex-boyfriend when she was young.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/laura.asp
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Dismay Wilde
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11-04-2004 06:58
Wow.....lol i dunno what to say other then wow... lol I always thought of running over my ex's buuut they arent worth it
Neehai Zapata
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11-04-2004 06:58
Think about it though. The car accidet is probably directly related to her being a lizard person. Don't become distracted. She probably just arrived here and wasn't familiar with the local signage.
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Latonia Lambert
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Join date: 24 Jul 2004
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11-04-2004 07:03
lol that is so funny. I am glad she is not my first lady, not that we have them in the UK, we get a prime minister's wife who has been know to buy second hand shoes on Ebay rofl.
Jonny Dusk
The ArtIst of War
Join date: 29 Sep 2004
Posts: 477
11-04-2004 07:07
ROFLMAO!!!!!
Daddy Bush, what's skull and bones?
Daddy Bush, we related to the Queen (reptilian?)
We related to Princess Di and Kerry too?
What's Illuminated ones?
What's "Novus Ordo Seclurum" Mean, oh yeah, you said that once "bringing about a new world order?"
What's those roman numerals on the 13th, bottom step of the pyramid on the One dollar?
Why if you put the roman numerals on the points of "3" triangles and chop the top off, like the dollar and seperate the "eye in the cloud" you end up with 600 and 60 and 6 "3 score"?
Why 13 collonies in the year 1776?
Confused yet? Yeah me too :confused:
Dismay Wilde
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11-04-2004 07:08
O.o *slowly walks away*
Jonny Dusk
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11-04-2004 07:09
*Hall ass for cover* :eek:
Aaron Levy
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11-04-2004 07:10
And so it resorts back to personal appearance attacks... mature.
Jonny Dusk
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11-04-2004 07:11
Come on, who'd take it serious unless you "belive" in reptile people :p
Aaron Levy
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11-04-2004 07:12
I don't "believe" in lizard people... I am in no way advocating the existance of lizard people. There is no concrete evidence that lizard people exists, except for the thought-provoking documentary "V", of course.
Lecktor Hannibal
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11-04-2004 07:16
Pucker up !!!
Guiliani in '06!!
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Dismay Wilde
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11-04-2004 07:17
OMFG LECKTOR!!!! really now!!!

who throws me a ugly picture like that!!!.....honestly!
Rose Karuna
Lizard Doctor
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11-04-2004 07:33
OMG - ROTFL - People are prarie dogging my cube now. Thanks a lot Lecktor & Neehai. :D
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Kendra Bancroft
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11-04-2004 07:35
Giuliani in 'O6?

pucker up indeed.

http://www.thegully.com/essays/america/nyc/img_nyc/giuliani_drag.jpg

http://www.appellproductions.com/Images/GuilianiDrag.jpg
Dismay Wilde
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11-04-2004 07:35
ROFL :eek:
Camille Serpentine
Eater of the Dead
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11-04-2004 07:36
From: Aaron Levy
I don't "believe" in lizard people... I am in no way advocating the existance of lizard people. There is no concrete evidence that lizard people exists, except for the thought-provoking documentary "V", of course.


Maybe that's why "V" went off the air - too close to the truth. So the lizard people cancelled the series so they could keep their people in power.
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Rose Karuna
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11-04-2004 07:47
Szrpskohrvlatski - The Lizard Ones

The Szrpskohrvatski, the lizard ones, are the heir apparent race to the earth. They have the ability to shape-shift into a human-like appearance, although there is always a tell-tale fishy smell when you are in close proximity. In private the lizards have been known to suck the blood of virgin humans, although their preference is the succulent fresh meat of their mortal enemy the equine people.

The Szrpskohrvatski have primarily taken over the country of France where horse meat has become a delicacy. A tell-tale sign in the female Szrpskohrvatski is when they have hairy armpits since they area is naturally scaly in the females and thus must be hidden by a tuft of grafted human hair.

The current objective of the Szrpskohrvatski is to take over the nearby country of Great Britain. To accomplish this they have compiled a national DNA database from saliva on the back of lick and stick postage stamps and are currently using the DNA to replace the existing citizens with human clones programmed to serve the Szrpskohrvatski.

Recent increases in Szrpskohrvatski activity have been seen in demonstrations at the leadership selection process of the equine people in Britain (also known as the Grand National). The Szrpskohrvatski have also been able to infiltrate key positions in the British Monarchy and Government; the American Senate and Whitehouse; The Kremlin and other powerbases around the world. They have also established themselves as international bankers and businessmen.

The physiology of the Szrpskohrvatski is complex. They have a tongue attack that can paralyse their enemies, but also has been known to be part of their elaborate ritual in seducing human females. The Szrpskohrvatski have the ability to regenerate limbs as well as immunity to most diseases, but are known to be susceptible to cold conditions.

As well as feeding upon the blood of virgin humans the Szrpskohrvatski also use the human body as a host for the clutch of eggs that are laid. These egg-broods are often found in densely populated areas in regions of governmental power where the newly hatched lizardlings will be protected from the world. One such breeding site is believed to be the Scottish Parliament Assembly.


More information can be found at :
http://www.the-rocker.freeservers.com/conspiracy/about.html
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