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Nolan Nash
Frischer Frosch
Join date: 15 May 2003
Posts: 7,141
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11-26-2004 21:58
Appendicitis?
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“Time's fun when you're having flies.” ~Kermit
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Toy LaFollette
I eat paintchips
Join date: 11 Feb 2004
Posts: 2,359
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11-26-2004 22:01
slamming your fingers in a desk drawer?
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"So you see, my loyalty lies with Second Life, not with Linden Lab. Where I perceive the actions of Linden Lab to be in conflict with the best interests of Second Life, I side with Second Life."-Jacek
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Nolan Nash
Frischer Frosch
Join date: 15 May 2003
Posts: 7,141
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11-26-2004 22:04
slamming your fingers in a desk drawer? I am doing that as we speak, it helps me to forget that my skull is about to explode... I've also been lighting firecrackers - in my teeth... _____________________
“Time's fun when you're having flies.” ~Kermit
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Toy LaFollette
I eat paintchips
Join date: 11 Feb 2004
Posts: 2,359
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11-26-2004 22:13
I am doing that as we speak, it helps me to forget that my skull is about to explode... I've also been lighting firecrackers - in my teeth... Oooo, sounds like fun!!!!! Maybe a poke in the eye with a sharp stick then _____________________
"So you see, my loyalty lies with Second Life, not with Linden Lab. Where I perceive the actions of Linden Lab to be in conflict with the best interests of Second Life, I side with Second Life."-Jacek
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Moleculor Satyr
Fireflies!
Join date: 5 Jan 2004
Posts: 2,650
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11-26-2004 22:14
Smearing BenGay on your balls, then rubbing it off with a cactus while hammering a rusty nail through your left thigh, swallowing a tin foil and broken glass milkshake made from six week old milk, while watching Roseanne Barr porn.
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Nolan Nash
Frischer Frosch
Join date: 15 May 2003
Posts: 7,141
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11-26-2004 22:16
Smearing BenGay on your balls, then rubbing it off with a cactus while hammering a rusty nail through your left thigh, swallowing a tin foil and broken glass milkshake made from six week old milk, while watching Roseanne Barr porn. LMAO! *Lines up for a napalm enema.* *Combs hair with barbed wire.* *Swallows a 2 by 4 - sideways.* _____________________
“Time's fun when you're having flies.” ~Kermit
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Nick Fairlight
Humanoid Typhoon
Join date: 19 Jun 2003
Posts: 494
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11-26-2004 22:18
Smearing BenGay on your balls, then rubbing it off with a cactus while hammering a rusty nail through your left thigh, swallowing a tin foil and broken glass milkshake made from six week old milk, while watching Roseanne Barr porn. God, that's hideous.  _____________________
I tried to find a topic, but I kept getting distracted by that slightly offensive photo of Arnold.
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Einsman Schlegel
Disenchanted Fool
Join date: 11 Jun 2003
Posts: 1,461
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11-26-2004 22:26
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Torley Linden
Enlightenment!
Join date: 15 Sep 2004
Posts: 16,530
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11-26-2004 22:31
Please stop.
You're making me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry! TOR SMASH!!! grrr... losing all emotional control... _____________________
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Latonia Lambert
Registered User
Join date: 24 Jul 2004
Posts: 425
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11-27-2004 07:17
Putting your feet in boiling oil.
Molecular - ewww Latonia |
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Nephilaine Protagonist
PixelSlinger
Join date: 22 Jul 2003
Posts: 1,693
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11-27-2004 11:39
Smearing BenGay on your balls, then rubbing it off with a cactus while hammering a rusty nail through your left thigh, swallowing a tin foil and broken glass milkshake made from six week old milk, while watching Roseanne Barr porn. you win.  _____________________
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Hawk Statosky
Camouflage tourist
Join date: 11 Nov 2003
Posts: 175
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11-29-2004 02:50
Root canal.
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This .sig has been cancelled due to lack of interest.
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Korg Stygian
Curmudgeon Extraordinaire
Join date: 3 Jun 2004
Posts: 1,105
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11-29-2004 03:55
Peeing on myself.
Dealing with gonorrhea. Believing that certain people actually DO have two cooperatively functioning braincells. Attempting to give myself a lobotomy. Attempting to give myself electroshock therapy. Death by the wasting away diseases. |
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CrystalShard Foo
1+1=10
Join date: 6 Feb 2004
Posts: 682
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11-29-2004 08:18
Cheese.
No, wait. Cheese owns the goverment threads. ... ok: Electro-staticly charged bamboo. |
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Blake Rockwell
Fun Businesses
Join date: 31 Oct 2004
Posts: 1,606
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11-29-2004 08:23
Sitting on your grandma's lap and she pops a boner
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Isis Becquerel
Ferine Strumpet
Join date: 1 Sep 2004
Posts: 971
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11-29-2004 08:34
Having toothpicks coated with salt shoved under my fingernails
masturbating with a barbed wire vibrator wearing a thong soaked in jalepeno juice clamping jumper cables to my nipples and reving the engine listening to the yet to be released Korg motivational cd's being suspended from the ceiling by my toes over an alligator pit after someone smears my body with chicken fat ohh and maybe being the lucky person who gives the final whak to a pinata filled with angry scorpians. |
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Lance LeFay
is a Thug
Join date: 1 May 2003
Posts: 1,488
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11-29-2004 09:05
Attempting to swim through sewage while sewage sharks tear appart my innards.
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"Adorable is 'they pay me to say you are cute'" -Barnesworth Anubis |
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Ace Cassidy
Resident Bohemian
Join date: 5 Apr 2004
Posts: 1,228
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11-29-2004 09:20
Smearing BenGay on your balls, then rubbing it off with a cactus while hammering a rusty nail through your left thigh, swallowing a tin foil and broken glass milkshake made from six week old milk, while watching Roseanne Barr porn. With your permission Mole, The Costume Party would like to formally adopt this as our official "leisure activity" for when we are listening to the debates within a certain city located somewhere in the snow sims. - Ace _____________________
"Free your mind, and your ass will follow" - George Clinton
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David Valentino
Nicely Wicked
Join date: 1 Jan 2004
Posts: 2,941
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11-29-2004 09:35
Catching the skin of your penis or handy testicle covering in your zipper.
Accidently ramming your head into a lively wasps nest. Having the still plugged in blowdryer fall off the bathroom counter and into the tub while you are taking a bath. Tripping while running down the road and landing chin/teeth first on the asphalt. Having a woman you had a one night stand with, walk up to you on the street about a year later, and start showing you these baby pictures of her new child, that bares a striking resemblence to you... _____________________
David Lamoreaux
Owner - Perilous Pleasures and Extreme Erotica Gallery |
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Nolan Nash
Frischer Frosch
Join date: 15 May 2003
Posts: 7,141
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11-29-2004 10:22
LMAO! I wanted to highlight the best one here, but I simply can't pick one and I am laughing so hard i can hardly breathe.
 I'd have to say Mole and Isis are in the lead though... _____________________
“Time's fun when you're having flies.” ~Kermit
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Jonny Dusk
The ArtIst of War
Join date: 29 Sep 2004
Posts: 477
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11-29-2004 12:16
Nolan YOU ASS!!!!!
Stop this at once, I can't fuckin breath!!!!! Someone banish Mole! I'm en route to the VA hospital, think cracked ribs, intestines in asaphogus, drownin in my own tears!!! I might say this is one of the best threads I've ever seen!!! Ace, you can't use that unless you're sharin' the ganja 9th grade, swim team 500 fs, found out the hard way, real fuckin quick, bout BenGay and cold water!!!!!! Rock the fuck on dudes and dudettes!!! P.S. Nolan you stole my STFU response "troglodyte" was first thing to come to mind too, ass. Love you brother!!!! |
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Nolan Nash
Frischer Frosch
Join date: 15 May 2003
Posts: 7,141
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11-29-2004 12:23
Nolan YOU ASS!!!!! Stop this at once, I can't fuckin breath!!!!! Someone banish Mole! I'm en route to the VA hospital, think cracked ribs, intestines in asaphogus, drownin in my own tears!!! I might say this is one of the best threads I've ever seen!!! Ace, you can't use that unless you're sharin' the ganja 9th grade, swim team 500 fs, found out the hard way, real fuckin quick, bout BenGay and cold water!!!!!! Rock the fuck on dudes and dudettes!!! P.S. Nolan you stole my STFU response "troglodyte" was first thing to come to mind too, ass. Love you brother!!!! LOL! I do my best! TROGLODYTE! _____________________
“Time's fun when you're having flies.” ~Kermit
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Jonny Dusk
The ArtIst of War
Join date: 29 Sep 2004
Posts: 477
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11-29-2004 12:33
Ooh ooh,
"Getting rid of crabs" 1) Shave a clearing right down the middle. 2) Douse remaining wilderness with lighter fluid. 3) Light both sides. 4) Viciously start stabing them with an icepick as they flea into the open!!!!! |
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Nolan Nash
Frischer Frosch
Join date: 15 May 2003
Posts: 7,141
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11-29-2004 12:35
Ooh ooh, "Getting rid of crabs" 1) Shave a clearing right down the middle. 2) Douse remaining wilderness with lighter fluid. 3) Light both sides. 4) Viciously start stabing them with an icepick as they flea into the open!!!!! Preferably not the icepick used to kill Trotsky! Could get lockjaw or sumpin' _____________________
“Time's fun when you're having flies.” ~Kermit
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Jonny Dusk
The ArtIst of War
Join date: 29 Sep 2004
Posts: 477
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11-29-2004 12:49
A nice rusty one dipped in a mixture of troglodyte fecies and Trotsky dung
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