Famous SL Quotes and Observations..what is your favorite?

I thought it would be interesting to see what people come up with regarding their favorite SL Quotes and what their favorites are. I will start with one I just posted on the "Out of Topic Forums" dicussion "Dear World: On behalf of the American Voter..

Most people aren't gonna believe in anything unless it's proven to them with their own eyes..and then they may still choose to deny it. Just like some don't believe in Demons..but have you ever been to an Exorcisism? Some do not believe in Miracles..but have you ever been to a Revival? All of these things can be questioned and disputed even seeing it with their own eyes. What one chooses to believe they will believe..thus is the foundation of War and only until the truth is revealed before the masses will true good and evil show it's face. One can argue Morality for a lifetime..only will the truth be revealed in death.
"Blake Rockwell"

Well here is another great quote by Blake Rockwell:

Courtesy of Kris Ritters puns. LOL.

Edited to reflect the fact I failed to read the topic properly.

/smacks self

bleh

Here is another of his gem's

LOL Willow..you guys can mix it up a little..I know im not the only one with Quotes!

My favorite would either be "Excuse me, I have to go my cat's on fire" from Michi Lumin, "Zugzug, so often your topics end with an almost child-like revelation of ouch fire hot burns me. It's quite endearing" (that is paraphrased) from Jauani, or "She can fixate on my ASS" from a friend who shall remain nameless.

Lmao!

I still think stupid people should wear signs. I am building my inventory up the question is which color do you want blue or green....Shadow 2004

I like blue.

hmmm. one of my own..... I think the PG and M ratings should be changed to Mature and Immature -Toy-

PG ends at 250m

LOL what is this with people quoting themselves, that's just weird

nah Cris its cause we thought that shit was funny when we said it the first time...LOL

"And Kris you may wonder why I have called you a 'Male' in the past...well..your tongue does not speak that of a Lady." - Blake Rockwell, noted sexist

My fav was Neehai's points about breeders. All so true.

Good Grief - there are SO many good ones, but here's the one that had me spitting coffee today compliments of Chip Midnight:

"I'd invite Ayn Rand, Thomas Jefferson, Pat Robertson, and Bob Jones (president of Bob Jones University). I'd arm them all with nerf bats and then get the hell out of the way."

"Stop to sell babies in box!" - Andie Apollo

Will forever be a classic

Some people wonder why we have families, and alot have people have question why our dysfunctional family are so close, i think the following just about sums it up

Zidane Caldera: we dont create families just for the hell of it
Zidane Caldera: we create families because, if we had the choice, we actually WOULD be a family

Love you bro

My favorite quote ever was from Darko during a newlyweds game. The question was something like what is the weirdest place you and your wife have made love. Darko's answer: "In the dirt!"

I laughed so hard I cried.

That reminds me of some bloopers thing I saw from a newlyweds gameshow from the 70s or 80s. When asked where the most exotic place they had sex was, the wife matter of factly replied "In my butt". Needless to say, it was not broadcast. LOL.

LMAO! I remember seeing that show....I also remember spitting my drink all over the place after I heard it.

It was more along the line of "That would be the butt, Bob" - kind of rolls off the tongue when you say it...

One of my favorite quotes....

I could post one of my faves, but the thread would be locked. But some of you know what's on my mind, cuz I had a real-life relative really spout out something like this.