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Ursa Falcone
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08-17-2005 04:35
Blame It On the Bossa Nova
Eydie Gorme

(Written by Barry Mann and Cynthia Weil)

I was at a dance when he caught my eye
Standin' all alone lookin' sad and shy
We began to dance, swaying' to and fro
And soon I knew I'd never let him go

Blame it on the bossa nova with its magic spell
Blame it on the bossa nova that he did so well
Oh, it all began with just one little dance
But then it ended up a big romance
Blame it on the bossa nova
The dance of love

(Now was it the moon?)
No, no, the bossa nova
(Or the stars above?)
No, no, the bossa nova
(Now was it the tune?)
Yeah, yeah, the bossa nova
(The dance of love)



Now I'm glad to say I'm his bride to be
And we're gonna raise a family
And when our kids ask how it came about
I'm gonna say to them without a doubt

Blame it on the bossa nova with its magic spell
Blame it on the bossa nova that he did so well
Oh, it all began with just one little dance
But then it ended up a big romance
Blame it on the bossa nova
The dance of love

(Now was it the moon?)
No, no, the bossa nova
(Or the stars above?)
No, no, the bossa nova
(Now was it the tune? )
Yeah, yeah, the bossa nova
(The dance of love)

(Now was it the moon?)
No, no, the bossa nova
(Or the stars above ?)
FADE
No, no, the bossa nova
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Kimberly Casanova
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Join date: 24 May 2004
Posts: 787
08-17-2005 04:54
Lyrics:
7 o'clock in the morning and the rays from the sun wake me
I'm stretching and yawning in a bed that don’t belong to me
Then a voice yells “good morning darling” from the bathroom
Then she comes out and kisses me and to my surprise she isn’t you
Now I've got this dumb look on my face like “what have I done”?
How could I be so stupid to have been laid in to the morning sun
Must have lost the track of time, oh what was on my mind?
From the club went to her home, didn’t plan to stay that long
Here I am quickly trying to put on my clothes
Searching for my car keys trying to get on up out the door
Then she stretched her hands in front of me
Said “you can’t go this way”
Looked at her like she was crazy
Said “woman move out my way”
I Said “I got a wife at home”
She said “please don’t go out there”
“Lady I’ve got to get home”
She said her husband was coming from the stairs
“?? quiet, hurry up and get in the closet”
She said “don’t you make a sound or some ____ is going down
I Said “why don’t I just go out the window”
“yes, except for one thing, we’re on the 5th floor”
Think, think… “quick put me in the closet”
And now I'm in this darkest closet trying to figure out
Just how I'm gonna get my crazy ass out this house
And he walks in and yells “I’m home”
She says “honey I'm in the room”
He walks in there with a smile on his face saying “honey I've been missing you”
She hops all over him and says “I've cooked and ran your bathwater”
I'm telling you now this girl is so good she deserves an Oscar
The girl’s in the bed he starts snatching her clothes off
I'm in the closet like man, what the f_ck is going on?
You’re not going to believe it but things get deeper as the story goes on
Next thing you know a call comes through on my cell phone
I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate
But from the way he acted I could tell it was too late
He hopped up and said “there’s a mystery going on and I'm going to solve it”
And I'm like “God please don’t let this man open his closet”
He walks in the bathroom and looks behind the door
She says “baby come back to bed”
He says “say no more”
He pulls back the shower curtain while she’s biting her nails
Then he walks back to the room. Right now I'm sweating like hell
Checks under the bed (bed)
then under the dresser (dresser)
He looks at the closet (closet)
I pull out my berretta (berretta)
He walks up to the closet (closet)
He’s close up to the closet (closet)
Now he’s at the closet (closet)
Now he’s opening the closet (closet, closet, closet)




Lyrics : R Kelly - Trapped In The Closet ---> (Chapter 1 of 5) <---



If that's not bad enough, read the other 4 chapters.
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Blayze Raine
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08-17-2005 05:18
From: Kimberly Casanova

If that's not bad enough, read the other 4 chapters.


Please don't make me. lol

I can't think of a song with worse lyrics than that right now, except his one about keeping his woman in the kitchen or some crap like that.
Kimberly Casanova
Meh.
Join date: 24 May 2004
Posts: 787
08-17-2005 06:07
From: Blayze Raine
Please don't make me. lol

I can't think of a song with worse lyrics than that right now, except his one about keeping his woman in the kitchen or some crap like that.



There isn't any lyrics worse than that.
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Euterpe Roo
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Posts: 1,395
08-17-2005 06:50
Richard Rodgers and Oscar Hammerstein wrote this little ditty. It is part of the musical Flower Drum Song. The first time I heard it, while watching the 1961 film version, my ears nearly fell off of the sides of my head. This song would literally bring on nausea. It was not until Phranc, the New York-based punk/folk singer, did her own version that the barfing stopped.

Song: I Enjoy Being a Girl

I'm a girl, and by me that's only great!
I am proud that my silhouette is curvy,
That I walk with a sweet and girlish gait
With my hips kind of swivelly and swervy.

I adore being dressed in something frilly
When my date comes to get me at my place.
Out I go with my Joe or John or Billy,
Like a filly who is ready for the race!

When I have a brand new hairdo
With my eyelashes all in curl,
I float as the clouds on air do,
I enjoy being a girl!

When men say I'm cute and funny
And my teeth aren't teeth, but pearl,
I just lap it up like honey
I enjoy being a girl!

I flip when a fellow sends me flowers,
I drool over dresses made of lace,
I talk on the telephone for hours
With a pound and a half of cream upon my face!

I'm strictly a female female
And my future I hope will be
In the home of a brave and free male
Who'll enjoy being a guy having a girl... like... me.

When men say I'm sweet as candy
As around in a dance we whirl,
It goes to my head like brandy,
I enjoy being a girl!

When someone with eyes that smoulder
Says he loves ev'ry silken curl
That falls on my iv'ry shoulder,
I enjoy being a girl!

When I hear the compliment'ry whistle
That greets my bikini by the sea,
I turn and I glower and I bristle,
But I happy to know the whistle's meant for me!

I'm strictly a female female
And my future I hope will be
In the home of a brave and free male
Who'll enjoy being a guy having a girl... like... me
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Arcadia Codesmith
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Posts: 766
08-17-2005 07:09
As a general rule, I like everything Paul McCartney ever did. Even if I don't like it, I can tolerate it. So I refuse to believe that he wrote the following. I think Linda wrote it (may she rest in peace). Where's the Pepto Bismol when you need it?

Cook of the House

Ground rice, sugar, vinegar, seco salt, macaroni too,
Cook of the house,
I’m the cook of the house.
No matter where I serve my guests,
They seem to like the kitchen best ’cause I’m the cook of the house,
Cook of the house.

The salad’s in the bowl,
The rice is on the stove.
Green beans in the colander and where the res is heaven only knows.

Cinnamon, garlic, salt, pepper, corn-bread, curry powder, coffee too,
Cook of the house,
I’m the cook of the house.

No, matter where I serve my guests,
They seem to like the kitchen best.
’cause I’m the cook of the house,
Cook of the house.

Where the rest is heaven only knows.

Matter where I serve my guests,
They seem to like the kitchen best ’cause I’m the cook of the house.
Cook of the house,
Cook of the house,
I’m the cook of the house.
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Dianne Mechanique
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Join date: 28 Mar 2005
Posts: 2,648
08-17-2005 07:41
The classic "bad song" ....

Although you have to see it performed to appreciate it fully. :)

"Springtime for Hitler" by Mel Brooks

Germany was having trouble, what a sad, sad story
Needed a new leader to restore its former glory
Where oh where was he? Where could that man be?
We looked around, and then we found, the man for you and me,
And now it's ...

Springtime for Hitler and Germany,
Deutschland is happy and gay.
We're marching to a faster pace,
Look out, here comes the master race.

Springtime for Hitler and Germany,
Winter for Poland and France.
Springtime for Hitler and Germany,
Come on, Germans, go into your dance ...

I was born in Dusseldorf, and that is why they call me Rolf.
Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Nazi party.

Springtime for Hitler and Germany
(Gun fires twice)
Goose-step's the new step today
(Machine gun fires)
Bombs falling from the skies again,
(Bomb falls and explodes)
Deutschland is on the rise again

Springtime for Hitler and Germany
U-boats are sailing once more
[woman's voice]: "Well! Talk about bad taste!"
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Means ... that ... soon we'll be going ...
We've got to be going ...
You know we'll be going to ... WAR!
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Cletus Hatfield
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Join date: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 60
08-17-2005 08:00
I've seen some pretty awful lyrics, written by various SL residents, in the WA. I won't name names, but if you know who you are, you should be ashamed of yourselves.
Zarah Dawn
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Join date: 3 Feb 2004
Posts: 284
UGHHHH I hate this song LOL
08-17-2005 08:02
Put another log on the fire

Put another log on the fire.
Cook me up some bacon and some beans.
And go out to the car and change the tyre.
Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.
Come on, baby, you can fill my pipe,
And then go fetch my slippers.
And boil me up another pot of tea.
Then put another log on the fire, babe,
And come and tell me why you're leaving me.

Now don't I let you wash the car on Sunday?
Don't I warn you when you're gettin fat?
Ain't I a-gonna take you fishin' with me someday?
Well, a man can't love a woman more than that.
Ain't I always nice to your kid sister?
Don't I take her driving every night?
So, sit here at my feet 'cos I like you when you're sweet,
And you know it ain't feminine to fight.

So, put another log on the fire.
Cook me up some bacon and some beans.
Go out to the car and lift it up and change the tyre.
Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.
Come on, baby, you can fill my pipe,
And then go fetch my slippers.
And boil me up another pot of tea.
Then put another log on the fire, babe,
And come and tell me why you're leaving me.
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Anya Dmytryk
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Posts: 413
08-17-2005 08:15
ok, i have to preface this by saying I LOVE MORRISSEY. and totally agree with the message of this song. but this one line is just plain silly. it either makes me want to cringe or giggle.

In America, It brought you the hamburger, well America you know where you can shove your hamburger.
ZsuZsanna Raven
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Join date: 19 Dec 2004
Posts: 2,361
08-17-2005 08:36
I absolutely hate this song... The music station we are allowed to listen to at work plays this song about 289374623874 times a day.




Night Ranger
Sister Christian


Sister Christian, oh the time has come
And you know that you're the only one to say, OK
Where you goin', what you looking for
You know those boys don't want to play no more with you
It's true

You're motorin'
What's your price for flight
In finding Mister Right
You'll be all right tonight

Babe, you know you're growing up so fast
And momma's worrying that you won't last to say, let's play
Sister Christian, there's so much in life
Don't you give it up before your time is due
It's true. It's true, yeah!

You're motorin'
What's your price for flight
You've got him in your sights
And driving through the night


Sister Christian, oh the time has come
And you know that you're the only one to say, OK
But you're motorin'
Yeah, motorin'
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Willow Zander
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Join date: 22 May 2004
Posts: 9,935
08-17-2005 08:42
Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring BANANA PHONE

Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring BANANA PHONE

Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring BANANA PHONE

Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring BANANA PHONE
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Liona Clio
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Join date: 30 Aug 2004
Posts: 1,500
08-17-2005 08:56
Yay! Isn't it a catchy tune, Willow? It's like ya can't get it out of yer head! :D

Here are the full lyrics, for all you happy-go-lucky masochists out there:

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone

I've got this feeling
so appealing
for us to get together and sing - SING!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding
Donana phone

It grows in bunches
I've got my hunches
Its the best
beats the rest
cellular modular
interactivodular

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping
Ponana phone

Its no baloney
It aint a phony
My cellular
Bananular phone

Don't need quarters
don't need dimes
to call a friend of mine
dont need computer or tv
to have a real good time
I'll call for pizza
I'll call my cat
I'll call the whitehouse, have a chat
I'll place a call around the world
Operator get me beijing jing jing jing

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ying yang ying yang ying yang ying
Yanana phone
It's a real live mama and papa phone
a brother and sister and a dogaphone
a grandpa phone and a grandma phone too - oh yeah
my cellular bananular phone

Banana phone
ring... ring... ring...
Its a phone with appeal (a peel)

Banana phone
ring... ring... ring...
Now you can have your phone and eat it too

Banana phone
ring... ring... ring...
This song drives me .... bananas

Banana phone
ring... ring... ring...

Bo ba do ba do do doob
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08-17-2005 09:30
Heard this driving in to work this morning. Felt like blowing my brains out.

"Mas Tequila" Sammy Hagar

All right now, here we go ...
Now we're gonna tell you a little story
About the way we like to party - take ya on a trip!
HIT IT!
That's right
I'm goin' way down south where the big blue agave grow,
Takin' a weekend trip down to Baja, Mexico!
Where you can drink the water, but don't ya eat the ice,
Take your vitamin "T" with salt 'n lemon slice ...
I say,
One shot...Hey! Mas Tequila-
Two shots...Hey! que veneno-
Three shots...Arriba! Mas Tequila!
Hey! Hey!
She did a mean macarena to the funky cold medina
Behind a body shot and three margaritas.
She'll drink it straight from the bottle, terra cotta jug,
From a boda bag coppin' a major buzz.
I say,
One shot...Hey! Mas Tequila-
Two shots...Hey! que veneno-
Three shots...Arriba! Mas Tequila!
Hey! Hey!
Uno mas, bartender...one more...mas tequila!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Yo can drink the water, but don't ya eat the ice;
Take your vitamin "T" with salt 'n lemon slice!
I say,
One shot...Hey! Mas Tequila-
Two shots...Hey! que veneno-
Three shots...Arriba! Mas Tequila!
Hey! Hey!
One shot...Hey! more tequila!
Two shots...Hey! que veneno!
Three shots...Ay yi yi yi yi ...
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Mas Tequila!
No mas, no mas ....
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Anya Dmytryk
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08-17-2005 10:39
From: Willow Zander
Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring BANANA PHONE

Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring BANANA PHONE

Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring BANANA PHONE

Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring BANANA PHONE


??? what the hell song is that ???

is it one of those horrible, but catchy, ringtones? brits, and well, europeans in general, seem to have those in abundance. ;)
Weedy Herbst
Too many parameters
Join date: 5 Aug 2004
Posts: 2,255
08-17-2005 12:01
It's Raffi
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Chandra Page
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Posts: 360
08-17-2005 12:16
It's been stuck in my head all morning, and now it's my special gift to you:

Magical Trevor

Everyone loves Magical Trevor
'Cause the tricks that he does are ever so clever
Look at him now, disappearin' the cow
Where is the cow? Hidden right now.

Taking a bow, it's Magical Trevor
Everybody seen that the trick is clever
Look at him there with his leathery, leathery whip!
It's made of magic, and with a little flip

Yeah, yeah, yeah, the cow is back
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the cow is back
Back, back, back from his magical journey
Yeah!

What did he see in the parallel dimension?
He saw beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, lots of beans.
Oh, beans lots of beans lots of beans lots of beans.
Yeah, yeah!
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Corialote Dougall
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Join date: 26 Jul 2005
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08-17-2005 12:19
You said you didn't need her
You told her good-bye (good-bye)
You sacrificed a good love
To satisfy your pride
Now you wished
That you should have her (have her)
And you feel like such a fool
You let her walk away
Now it just don't feel the same
Gotta blame it on something
Gotta blame it on something
Blame it on the rain (rain)
Blame it on the stars (stars)
Whatever you do don't put the blame on you
Blame it on the rain yeah yeah
You can blame it on the rain
Get
Ooh, ooh (ooh)
I can't, I can't. I can't, can't stand the rain
I can't, I can't. I can't, can't stand the rain
Yeah, yeah
Should've told her you were sorry (sorry) huh
Could of said you were wrong
But no you couldn't do that. No, no
You had to prove you were strong ooh
If you hadn't been so blinded (blinded)
She might still be there with you
You want her back again
But she just don't feel the same
Gotta blame it on something
Gotta blame it on something
Blame it on the rain that was falling, falling
Blame it on the stars that did shine at night
Whatever you do don't put the blame on you
Blame it on the rain yeah yeah
You can blame it on the rain
Cos the rain don't mind
And the rain don't care
You got to blame it on something
(Blame it on the rain)
(Blame it on the stars)
Whatever you do don't put the blame on you
Blame it on the rain yeah, yeah
You can blame it on the rain
Girl
Ooh, ooh (ooh)
Girl
I can't, I can't. I can't, can't stand the rain
I can't, I can't. I can't, can't stand the rain
Get
Girl
(Whatever you do...)
(Blame it on the rain yeah, yeah) x 3
You can blame it on the rain, blame it on the rain,
blame it on the rain baby
(Blame it on the rain yeah yeah)
Blame it on the stars that did shine that night
(Blame it on the rain yeah yeah)
Blame it, blame it on the rain
woo
I'm walking
I'm walking
Walking in the rain
Walking in the rain
(Rain, rain)
(Stars, stars)
Whatever you do don't put the blame on you
(Blame it on the rain)
yeah yeah
(Blame it on the rain)
that keeps falling, falling
(Blame it on the stars)
that did shine that night
Whatever you do don't put the blame on you
Blame it on the rain yeah yeah
Blame it on the rain (rain, rain)
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08-17-2005 12:21
From: Anya Dmytryk
??? what the hell song is that ???

is it one of those horrible, but catchy, ringtones? brits, and well, europeans in general, seem to have those in abundance. ;)
You have never been griefed by the SL banana phone?

:)
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Anya Dmytryk
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08-17-2005 12:28
apparently not...but now i suspect it's coming. hee hee
Anna Engel
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08-18-2005 02:05
Being German, I live in abundance of bad lyrics :D

The classic: "Live is life" by Opus

Nanananana
Nanananana (all together now)
Nanananana
Nanananana

Life (nanananana)
Life is life (nanananana)
Labadab dab dab life (nanananana)
Liiiiiiiife (nanananana)

When we all give the power
We all give the best
Every minute of an hour
Don't think about the rest
And you all get the power
You all get the best
When everyone gets everything
And every song everybody sings

Life is life (nanananana)
Life is life (nanananana)
Life is life (nanananana)
Labadab dab dab life (nanananana)

Life is life, when we all feel the power
Life is life, come on stand up and dance
Life is life, when the feelings of the people
Life is life, is the feeling of the band

When we all give the power
We all give the best
Every minute of an hour
Don't think about the rest
Then you all get the power
You all get the best
When everyone gives everything
And every song everybody sings

Life is life (nanananana)
Life is life (nanananana)
Labadab dab dab life (nanananana)
Life is life (nanananana)

Life
(nanananana)
(nanananana)
(nanananana)

Life is life (nanananana)
Life is life (nanananana)
Labadab dab dab life (nanananana)
Life is life (nanananana)

And you call when it's over
You call it should last
Every minute of the future
is a memory of the past
Cause we all gave the power
We all gave the best
And everyone Gave everything
And every song everybody sang

Life is life


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Anna Engel
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Posts: 133
08-18-2005 02:08
OK, you can actually pick any song by Modern Talking, but this one is particularly painful:

I wanna share my dreams
Wanna share with you
On the wings of love
Like Dreamers do
Touch your heart -
You've the grip of broken heart
Oh we are daytime friends and nightime fools
Wanna play this game
you break the rules
Tears of love are frozen tears
[chorus:]
Geronimo's Cadillac
Is making all girls too mad
Geronimo has a heart - Oh it's a drag
Geronimo's Cadillac
oh making all girls too sad
Geronimo has a heart - Oh it's a drag

Geronimo's Cadillac It's tossing oh in your head
It's tossing and turning
It's burning - It makes you mad
Geronimo's Cadillac
Oh baby I'll hold you back
It's tossing and turning
It's burning - It makes you sad

I'm looking through the eyes
The eyes of love
Made a fool of me - Can't get enough
Touch my heart - Boulevard of broken dream
Another time for love - Other place to be
Don't let him take your love
Your love from me
Tears of love are frozen tears

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Anna Engel
Engelein
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Posts: 133
08-18-2005 02:11
As I said, I don't think we Germans have any serious competition when it comes to bad lyrics. :D
This one, however, came close:


friday night it's party time
feeling ready looking fine,
viene diego rumbeando,
with the magic in his eyes
checking every girl in sight,
grooving like he does the mambo
he's the man alli en la disco,
playing sexy felling hotter,
he's the king bailando et ritmo ragatanga,
and the dj that he knows well,
on the spot always around twelve,
plays the mix that diego mezcla con la salsa,
y la baila and he dances y la canta

[Chorus:]
asereje ja de je de jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva,
majavi an de bugui an de buididipi,
asereje ja de je de jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva,
majavi an de bugui an de buididipi

many think its brujeria,
how he comes and disappears,
every move will hypnotize you,
some will call it chuleria,
others say that its the real,
rastafari afrogitano

he's the man alli en la disco,
playing sexy felling hotter,
he's the king bailando et ritmo ragatanga,
and the dj that he knows well,
on the spot always around twelve,
plays the mix that diego mezcla con la salsa,
y la baila and he dances y la canta

(Las Ketchup - The Ketchup Song)
Ursa Falcone
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Posts: 1,989
08-18-2005 05:43
OMG those all suck so baaad -- Great JOB! here is another of my favotire all time really awful songs!!

Wives and Lovers

Hey, little girl,
Comb your hair, fix your make-up.
Soon he will open the door.
Don't think because
There's a ring on your finger,
You needn't try any more

For wives should always be lovers, too.
Run to his arms the moment he comes home to you.
I'm warning you.

Day after day,
There are girls at the office,
And men will always be men.
Don't send him off
With your hair still in curlers.
You may not see him again.

For wives should always be lovers, too.
Run to his arms the moment he comes home to you.
He's almost here.

Hey, little girl
Better wear something pretty,
something you'd wear to go to the city.
And dim all the lights,
Pour the wine, start the music.
Time to get ready for love.

Oh, time to get ready,
Time to get ready,
Time to get ready
For love.
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Ilianexsi Sojourner
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Join date: 11 Jul 2004
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08-18-2005 08:06
Well, I can think of a lot of horrible songs, but this one came to mind first. Every time I hear this I just want to smash my head against the nearest wall until it stops playing.


Michael Martin Murphey
Wildfire

She comes down from Yellow Mountain
On a dark, flat land she rides
On a pony she named Wildfire
With a whirlwind by her side
On a cold Nebraska night

Oh, they say she died one winter
When there came a killing frost
And the pony she named Wildfire
Busted down its stall
In a blizzard he was lost

She ran calling Wildfire [x3]
By the dark of the moon I planted
But there came an early snow
There's been a hoot-owl howling by my window now
For six nights in a row
She's coming for me, I know
And on Wildfire we're both gonna go

We'll be riding Wildfire [x3]

On Wildfire we're gonna ride
Gonna leave sodbustin' behind
Get these hard times right on out of our minds
Riding Wildfire
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