Someone here had led me to believe that the site I'm linking to in my signature is a JOKE site.
Well, I hadn't ever thought twice about it--I mean, look at how ridiculous it is!?
I mean, somewhere on that (huge!) site there's:
"Darth Maul": Commercialized symbol of evil whose name sounds like "mall". Coincidence?
Ummm, LOOK AT THIS! LOOK AT THIS!!!
http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html
But is it a joke?
(Oh, God, it's not!!!! ...no pun intended)
Go down to the "main" page http://objective.jesussave.us/
This is a hellof a lot of work for a "JOKE" site. Not to mention the fact that the main page isn't that funny, just boring.
Right then...time to PANIC! I always knew people like this were out there, but I didn't think they had the intelligence and know-how to use the INTER-WEB!
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At least this is funny:
http://objective.jesussave.us/news.html
(scroll down to the table with the comparison between "Lambduel" and "Lamb Chop"...um they are cartoon characters FFS!)
...So who wants in on a devil worship anti "objective.jesussaveus.us" website? LOL
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Garoad Kuroda
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03-11-2005 01:53
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WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS! |
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
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03-11-2005 01:57
Um... every one of your links including your sig takes me to some hosting company front page (http://www.web1000.com/). I think your beloved site is gone in the 5 mins since you posted, or something freakywierd is happening from this side of the ocean?
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Garoad Kuroda
Prophet of Muppetry
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03-11-2005 01:58
No clue what's happening there, I get there every time. Tested the links too... Hmm...
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WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS! |
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
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03-11-2005 01:59
Fraggles PWN you....
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Garoad Kuroda
Prophet of Muppetry
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03-11-2005 02:00
Oh please, didn't we go through this Muppet debate once? It was CLEAR that the muppets PWN more than any "Fraggle" could ever hope to!
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WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS! |
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
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03-11-2005 02:01
I don't see it either
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Garoad Kuroda
Prophet of Muppetry
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03-11-2005 02:04
They must have banned you guys from the site for denial of service attacks or something...hehe.
(kidding) Still works for me. Oh well, I'll just wait till someone can get through before I get a nice "holy crap" reaction. edit: (muahaha no pun intended, but that's rather amusing-- "holy" crap) _____________________
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WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS! |
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Garoad Kuroda
Prophet of Muppetry
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03-11-2005 02:10
http://www.sdmllc.com/img/creationposter_lg.jpg
Does this actually say that Jupiter, Saturn, and Neptune are STILL HOT? lol....oh no...laughing too hard.. so how did they find this out?  lol...._____________________
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WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS! |
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Ilianexsi Sojourner
Chick with Horns
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03-11-2005 04:35
Wow, that site is creepy. I can't believe how offensive these people can get away with being-- 'How many gods do you have?' 'I don't know, I lost count!' Geesh. And the warning about not talking to athiests is too funny. I'd keep any kids of mine far away from these people.
Liked the creation poster site... Also very bizarre. I agree, Saturn is pretty hot-- it's the rings, you know. All those rings are teh sexay. The other planets wish they looked that good. _____________________
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Neehai Zapata
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03-11-2005 05:14
Where are the cartoon pictures of the kids getting bathed in the blood of the lamb?
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Rose Karuna
Lizard Doctor
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03-11-2005 05:58
Um... every one of your links including your sig takes me to some hosting company front page (http://www.web1000.com/). I think your beloved site is gone in the 5 mins since you posted, or something freakywierd is happening from this side of the ocean? Where have you been Kris? If I had not see you post in this thread I was going to post a "Where's Chris Thread". _____________________
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Rose Karuna
Lizard Doctor
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03-11-2005 06:02
Years of seeing hateful behavior like this is what has made me into the athiest that I am:
Take Action: Our cause is in its infancy and we are still growing. So far we have a membership of over 100 concerned and motivated Christians who are willing to do whatever it takes to shut down Landover, but we still need your help. Please take the time to join our cause and show the world that intolerance and hatred towards Christianity will be met with determined resistance! If you have any more information that can help us in our cause or wish to join, you may contact OBJECTIVE: Landover Baptist Shutdown at: [email]olobs@juno.com[/email] Things we can do: Prayer. It is our best weapon against the anti-Christian forces. We must pray not only that the Lord will intervene on behalf of the unsaved who are being damaged by Americhrist Ltd., but also for the souls of those same unsaved. Furthermore, we must pray that Chris Harper and his fellow hatemongers will themselves be saved and cease in their evil actions. Contact the webhost of Landover Baptist and inform them of what they are hosting. Clearly they are unaware of the contents of this site, or else it would have been deleted. If the webhost is part of the anti-Christian agenda, then we must contact any other of their service providers - including the phone company, domain name service, etc. - that are unknowingly being used to further hatred and inform them of Americhrist Ltd.'s true intentions. Next, we should bring the site to the attention of the makers of Internet filtering and blocking software. Ultimately, Landover Baptist is much more dangerous than any pornography site since it leads people to reject their only hope for salvation! Petitions! If none of this works, we must inform the authorities of this obvious instance of anti-Christian hate crime, which is illegal in most areas. If it isn't illegal, we must pressure our congressmen to make it so! Also, you should inform the pastor of your church so that he may inform the congregation, allowing our grass-roots campaign to grow. Chris Harper and his cowardly supporters are no match for the determined will of good Christians when they join together for a righteous cause! Complaints can be sent to Americhrist Ltd. (though I doubt they will respond) at: Americhrist Ltd. PMB #252 P.O. Box 1000 Merrifield, VA 22116-1000 _____________________
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Artillo Fredericks
Friendly Orange Demon
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03-11-2005 06:13
Ummm, LOOK AT THIS! LOOK AT THIS!!! http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html But is it a joke? (Oh, God, it's not!!!! ...no pun intended) Go down to the "main" page http://objective.jesussave.us/ ohh wow I have a new fun site to show people! www.chick.com and www.landoverbaptist.com being my other two "favorites" LOL Thank gawd I'm not religious. About as close as I come to having any sort of organized philosophy about life is Extropianism. www.extropy.org _____________________
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
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03-11-2005 06:38
Where have you been Kris? If I had not see you post in this thread I was going to post a "Where's Chris Thread". /waves to Rose Nah, I just don't really read these forums much any more, cuz they're kinda pathetic. If people get any more anal on here they're gonna start squeezing their own innards into diamonds. |
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Rose Karuna
Lizard Doctor
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03-11-2005 06:48
/waves to Rose Nah, I just don't really read these forums much any more, cuz they're kinda pathetic. If people get any more anal on here they're gonna start squeezing their own innards into diamonds. LOL /visualizes a bunch of turd shaped diamonds floating all around in SL - people running around picking them up saying "thats some valuable shit". Not. /waves back - hopes the new build is going well. _____________________
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Hank Ramos
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03-11-2005 06:48
I find the Professor Giraffenstein bit amusing. If this is a serious site, then God save us all.
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Raiana Bomazi
The Proverbial Old Woman
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03-11-2005 07:34
It's a parody site. Just like Landover Baptist Church.
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Liona Clio
Angel in Disguise
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03-11-2005 07:41
OMG!
Landover Baptist iz too funny! It's like a religious version of The Onion! I consider myself a Christian, and I am *glad* for such sites...there is a lot of bull-doody in the Christian culture that *needs* parodying._____________________
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Chip Midnight
ate my baby!
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03-11-2005 07:49
Yep, it's a parody. It's just done with such dry humor that it's not nearly as obvious as Landover Baptist.
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Aimee Weber
The one on the right
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03-11-2005 08:34
I want to make the Crucifixion Nail at the bottom of this page.
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Garoad Kuroda
Prophet of Muppetry
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03-12-2005 01:12
But how do you know it's a parody?
The primary reason I have doubts is because I've been hearing stories about people who are really like this. I'm told, by a guy I know that was once forced to go to some "christian extremist" event of some kind that there were actually people that were like this. And that they actually did have "school projects" which attempted to disprove things like evolution. Then there's the sheer size of the thing. I guess it's possible it could have been built up over years of work (although again it's not always that funny). Or, if it's not "real", perhaps it's meant to give people the impression that it's real, to convince people that religious people are all complete idiots and to produce an anti-religious reaction. Basically, to cleverly push a hidden agenda. Or it could actually be a parody, maybe even made by someone with religious beliefs. I'm not sure. I can't comprehend how anyone could believe anything on this website, but I know there's people out there that would at least consider some of this crap. There are people out there who believe there was an Adam and Eve. There are people who believe the Earth was formed in 6 days, etc. There are even people who think that Fraggles PWN Muppets! _____________________
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WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS! |
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Wiggle Biggles
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03-12-2005 01:27
WEll, Lets examine at least this line by line... (bee tee dubya, Im fucked up right now.
 \)""My OBJECTIVE is JUST 4 KIDZ! The "z" is for "zealousness," 'cause Jesus wants us to be hot for Him, not lukewarm. I read in the Bible that He said: "As many as I love, I rebuke and chasten: be zealous therefore, and repent"... Let's do that!"" Basically Jesus is saying to "GET IT ON!!" Because when you get it on with Jesus he will forgive you. SO basically the message is... DO IT!!! JESUS WOULD!!111 |
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Teeny Leviathan
Never started World War 3
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03-12-2005 04:37
It doesn't get any better than this:
Hopsiah lives in the Middle East, where his ancestors and those of all the other animals and humans alive today exited Noah's Ark 4,000 years ago. But unlike the other Kangaroos who hopped to Australia, Hopsiah's family stayed behind to witness the coming of the Messiah! So, If I got this right, these things are true: Kangaroos can "hop" thousands of miles across an ocean Hopsiah's family stayed behind because they could predict the future, and they knew something big was coming Even though (according to my Catholic upbringing) kangaroos have no souls, Hopsiah's ancestors hung around to schmooze with Jesus. Never mind the fact that the rest of the kangaroos moved on to more hospitable climates. Hopsiah's family likes the hot, dry Middle East, and hung around so Jesus could die so their nonexistant souls could be saved. If this isn't a parody, the 5 year old who dreamed up this steaming pile of crap deserves to have his Davey and Goliath privileges taken away. _____________________
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Ilianexsi Sojourner
Chick with Horns
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03-12-2005 15:51
I want to make the Crucifixion Nail at the bottom of this page. I want a Mr. Gruff the Atheist Goat figure.... he's so cute with his little coffee cup! _____________________
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Unhygienix Gullwing
I banged Pandastrong
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03-12-2005 16:37
Oh please, didn't we go through this Muppet debate once? It was CLEAR that the muppets PWN more than any "Fraggle" could ever hope to! Hmm, so I'm guessing you're in Europe...maybe the INTER-WEB is blocking you from viewing this offensive website. Maybe they're being blocked for a Denial-of-their-lord-and-savior attack. "Un-saved NOT welcome!" |
