I have noticed that over the last four months thinks have progressively gotten worse. So, I was think how are these bug reports used? Here are a few possibilities:
Print and use as wall paper in Philip's office.
Printed and used as TP. Hey, it's something to read before it is used. Actually I suspect that this is probably the only way they would get read.
Sell all the bug report bits. Soon this will be so successful that we will not have to pay for SL.
Try to trend up week by week. If the bug reports are down in any week the programmers are keel-hauled in-mass.
Motto: "The job is not complete until the bug reports come in."
The programmer with the most bug reports gets a weekly bonus.
OK, add yours.
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Bran Brodie
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10-03-2004 16:42
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TinaStar Dawn
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10-03-2004 17:14
So based on your other post you're a land baron who's tired of baroning, and now you want to whine about LL on the way out of the world?
What exactly is your game here? Cash in while the market was good and insult everyone when your little barrony turns into swamp land? If you hate the place so much, set it all as public land and leave. |
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Toy LaFollette
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10-03-2004 17:34
Dang Tina, you beat me to it hehehe
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Ryen Jade
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Re: How are the bug reports used? (Humor)
10-03-2004 17:42
Originally posted by Bran Brodie I have noticed that over the last four months thinks have progressively gotten worse. So, I was think how are these bug reports used? Here are a few possibilities: Print and use as wall paper in Philip's office. Printed and used as TP. Hey, it's something to read before it is used. Actually I suspect that this is probably the only way they would get read. Sell all the bug report bits. Soon this will be so successful that we will not have to pay for SL. Try to trend up week by week. If the bug reports are down in any week the programmers are keel-hauled in-mass. Motto: "The job is not complete until the bug reports come in." The programmer with the most bug reports gets a weekly bonus. OK, add yours. Hey, why dont you leave? No, better yet! Shove a fork up your ass you little twit. Second Life is the most stable software I have seen in a long time, your attacks on linden labs are completely unfounded. _____________________
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Nick Fairlight
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10-03-2004 17:56
Go away.
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Bran Brodie
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Re: Re: How are the bug reports used? (Humor)
10-03-2004 18:06
Originally posted by Ryen Jade Hey, why dont you leave? No, better yet! Shove a fork up your ass you little twit. Yep, the truth hurts and it seems that the only answer to the truth is an insult. No problem. Originally posted by Ryen Jade Second Life is the most stable software I have seen in a long time, your attacks on linden labs are completely unfounded. I don't know what software you are using but the software I am used to does not crash often nor need to be restarted. Perhaps as a MMOG it is the best. Any way, I have never received any reply from LL about any bug I have reported. And you? _____________________
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Nick Fairlight
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10-03-2004 18:09
Go away.
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Toy LaFollette
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10-03-2004 18:10
I don't know what software you are using but the software I am used to does not crash often nor need to be restarted. Perhaps as a MMOG it is the best. --------------------------------------------- I could ask the same thing, what SL are you using? I have to relog maybe 2-3 times a week. _____________________
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Bran Brodie
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10-03-2004 18:14
Originally posted by TinaStar Dawn So based on your other post you're a land baron who's tired of baroning, and now you want to whine about LL on the way out of the world? I was "whining long before I wanted out" The reason I want out the the lack of quality of SL and the non-responsiveness of LL. As for the land baron bit I have sold much less than 50k sqm. in my entire time in SL. Originally posted by TinaStar Dawn What exactly is your game here? Cash in while the market was good and insult everyone when your little barrony turns into swamp land? If you hate the place so much, set it all as public land and leave. Well, I guess you would be thrilled to see the US$ I paid for my land be thrown away, I doubt you would do that. But I am offering my land for less than I paid for it. I will loose hundreds of US$ selling for L$2.5/sqm. If I stay and wait it will all sell and I will make a profit. The bottom line is I've had it with the bugs that are just getting worse and the LL non-responsiveness to them. _____________________
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Bran Brodie
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10-03-2004 18:16
Originally posted by Toy LaFollette I could ask the same thing, what SL are you using? I have to relog maybe 2-3 times a week. Well perhaps that is part of the problem, I'm using a Mac. Course I'm paying the same price. _____________________
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Nick Fairlight
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10-03-2004 18:17
Originally posted by Bran Brodie Well perhaps that is part of the problem, I'm using a Mac. Course I'm paying the same price. That's why it's called Mac A-L-P-H-A. It's not entirely stable yet. _____________________
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Ryen Jade
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10-03-2004 18:20
Originally posted by Toy LaFollette I could ask the same thing, what SL are you using? I have to relog maybe 2-3 times a week. And I have to relog 0 times a week, SL has never crashed on me since 1.5 (yep, my PC always has a opposite effect with software). _____________________
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Bran Brodie
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10-03-2004 18:28
Originally posted by Nick Fairlight That's why it's called Mac A-L-P-H-A. It's not entirely stable yet. Well, actually it is not "A-L-P-H-A", see: http://secondlife.com/download/ One expects beta software to be improved, that has not been the case. Next you are going to tell me that I am accessing "A-L-P-H-A" servers?  _____________________
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Nick Fairlight
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10-03-2004 18:32
Originally posted by Bran Brodie Well, actually it is not "A-L-P-H-A", see: http://secondlife.com/download/ One expects beta software to be improved, that has not been the case. Next you are going to tell me that I am accessing "A-L-P-H-A" servers? Beta software to be improved? Haha, sure... You must hear this a lot, but... If you think SL is bad then get ... your ass ... OUT OF SL _____________________
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Bran Brodie
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10-03-2004 18:35
Yep, when at a loss for words:
Originally posted by Nick Fairlight If you think SL is bad then get ... your ass ... OUT OF SL Course there is an option, SL'ers pressing LL to fix the bugs. _____________________
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Nick Fairlight
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10-03-2004 18:37
Yep!
Deal with it, no one gives a shit if YOU hate SL and whine about it. Don't make yourself look even more stupid._____________________
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Ryen Jade
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10-03-2004 18:40
Originally posted by Bran Brodie Yep, when at a loss for words: Course there is an option, SL'ers pressing LL to fix the bugs. Wow, except LL does fix bugs, and incredibly fast. Im not sure if we are talking about the same company at this point. Im talking about LINDEN LABS. _____________________
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Nick Fairlight
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10-03-2004 18:41
Uhh, Ryen, it's just LINDEN LAB, no "S"
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10-03-2004 22:38
kids, chill out. Thanks.
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Korg Stygian
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10-03-2004 22:43
You know.. I read the original post, and taken as humor, found myself rolling on the floor.
Those who can't laugh at themselves and situations are probably a bit too tightly wrapped. Reread the original post... don't take it personally.. and then tel me honestly that if it was referring to some other corporation, you don'tfind it funny... On second thought.. don't tell me. |
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Devlin Gallant
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10-03-2004 23:11
Hey! I want my money back...I was promised some humor!
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Devlin Gallant
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10-03-2004 23:14
Originally posted by Bran Brodie Well, actually it is not "A-L-P-H-A", see: http://secondlife.com/download/ One expects beta software to be improved, that has not been the case. Next you are going to tell me that I am accessing "A-L-P-H-A" servers? Nope, but I wish you would access the dang door and LEAVE already! _____________________
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Hiro Pendragon
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10-03-2004 23:39
A little bird tells me most bug reports that are received are much in the format:
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Rickard Roentgen
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10-07-2004 15:35
wow, you started this thread on a bad hair day. you got a lot of crap for posting it and gave as good as you got. Kudo's for that. I've never gotten a reply to any of my bug reports either, but they have fixed a lot of the bugs I've reported. I'm not talkative, no reply doesn't bug me
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Jauani Wu
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10-07-2004 16:04
in a rare instance, i agree with korg. bran, i am not sorry to see you go... because you'll be back!
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