Dutifully responding to Willow's request.
So, peeps. What is the most completely insane crackers thing you've ever done?
Ya know, those times you just do something so completely out of character and life-threateningly stupid without a second thought cuz it seemed like a really cool idea at the time, then afterwards gone 'ohmyfuckinggodicantbelieveididthat!!!'
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Kris Ritter
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10-28-2004 02:28
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
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10-28-2004 02:37
Awww you lub me.....
 I don't think i've done ANYTHING crackers EVER... i'm fairly level headed... although ONCE... I did get rather tipsy and offer a policeman um... something... in a dark alley... I WASN'T arrested tho... no matter HOW much i begged to be cuffed and taken back to his station and spanked repeatedly with his truncheon.. and no.. im not lying! _____________________
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Korg Stygian
Curmudgeon Extraordinaire
Join date: 3 Jun 2004
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10-28-2004 02:38
Duh. One of those other times when life sucked so badly I was horribly nackered, I climbed to the top of a 200 foot antenna tower and found myself nearly going over the railing at the top. Twas another girlfriend, another time and another Dear Korg... So blotto I didn't remember it because I blacked out. Had to be told about it from my mates days later. Something about alcohol poisoning.. I think the level was .28 or somesuch.
Note: written in Word and spellchecked something I don't do normally... but I am nackered now. Quite stiff. |
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
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10-28-2004 02:43
Wow Korg. I have a virtually identical tale. I guess it was a little insane/crackers come to think of it.
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
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10-28-2004 02:44
what is it with you ppl and climbing... i don't DO heights... not since i climbed to the top of the slide when i was about 4 and thought it was acceptable to jump off it...
no heights no heights no heights no heights no heights *screams* _____________________
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
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10-28-2004 02:47
no heights no heights no heights no heights no heights *screams* I once climbed Mount Everest. And jumped off. Ok. That's not entirely true. I climbed a rock climbing wall to the equivalent height of Mount Everest for a charity event. Then jumped off the top in celebration when I finished. And twisted my ankle rather badly. |
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
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10-28-2004 02:50
see.. why.. WHY do ppl climb to heights then jump... its just CLEAR effin insanity!!!!!
i think i appear to come off quite insane.. but i'm actually quite boring... RISKS KILL PEOPLE!!!! i moved to manchester when i was 18.. to be with someone i had met about 6 times.. briefly.. is that insane?!!? _____________________
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
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10-28-2004 03:01
has nobody done anything remotely crackers then :/
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
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10-28-2004 03:03
has nobody done anything remotely crackers then :/ The merkins are all crackers. I'm sure they'll chime in when they're awake. |
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
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10-28-2004 03:08
ok... my most crackers thing... is
BEING BORN IN A STUPID TIMEZONE *cries* _____________________
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
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10-28-2004 03:10
BEING BORN IN A STUPID TIMEZONE Yeah. It does suck. Any merkin or cackadian SLers want to let me move in wif them? I can be quite useful at times, and despite appearances am not ALWAYS a complete bitch. Oh. And I make a good door wedge, too. |
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
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10-28-2004 03:17
I have offers from merkins to live with them.. but... but.. but... then i would have to eat pb and j butties... and drink like starbucks n s tuff... and thats too much of a culture shock!
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Korg Stygian
Curmudgeon Extraordinaire
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10-28-2004 03:17
Yeah. It does suck. Any merkin or cackadian SLers want to let me move in wif them? I can be quite useful at times, and despite appearances am not ALWAYS a complete bitch. Oh. And I make a good door wedge, too. /me notices that door wedge is sleeping dog... who can be downsized for the correct replacement. Benefits of job.. new pc. Direct permanent connection to SL. Stocked fridge and bar. Battery backup fer pc. Must provide on health coverage against drafts coming from under the door. |
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Eggy Lippmann
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10-28-2004 03:50
I neverdo anything too crazy. I'm a regular frickin angel
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Fred Extraordinaire
Weapons Specialist
Join date: 29 Jun 2004
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10-28-2004 03:58
mmmmmmmmmmm star bux and pp and j...
naw..were onto whoppers with cheese and bacon with a large coke (they took away super size) ~finally in the right place to post....feck teh general public |
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
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10-28-2004 04:00
OI.,... u logged off yahoo and your STILL IN HERE!>!!??!!?!?!!?!?!!!?
*cries and runs off* I NEED WUB _____________________
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Devlin Gallant
Thought Police
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10-28-2004 06:35
I stuck my tongue in the freezer one time. Ok so lots of young kids do that with out knowing any better. I was 16.
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Trinity Serpentine
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10-28-2004 06:41
I ate a cracker once. The new cracker eating record is now held by a man in Scottland who ate 3 crackers in 14 seconds. Now THAT'S crackers.
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Eggy Lippmann
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10-28-2004 06:48
LOL yeah Devlin I did the same thing around the same age. I had just eaten something real hot and spicy. I pulled it out and it bled like crazy. H2O2 to the rescue! Mom poured like a whole bottle of it on my tongue and it stopped the bleeding.
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Devlin Gallant
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10-28-2004 06:49
My mom poured the water on my tongue while it was still stuck. So, I only lost a little skin.
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Siobhan Taylor
Nemesis
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10-28-2004 06:58
H2O2 to the rescue! Mom poured like a whole bottle of it on my tongue and it stopped the bleeding. Hydrogen peroxide? That explains a lot, Eggy! _____________________
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
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10-28-2004 07:18
Hydrogen peroxide? That explains a lot, Eggy! LOLOLOL!!!1!1 Never noticed that. PWNED, Eggy. |
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Eggy Lippmann
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10-28-2004 07:33
Wha? It's my favorite disinfectant. It doesn't burn like alcohol and it doesnt stain like betadine. It rawks.
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Kris Ritter
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10-28-2004 07:34
Wha? It's my favorite disinfectant. It doesn't burn like alcohol and it doesnt stain like betadine. It rawks. And bleaches your tongue blonde? |
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Siobhan Taylor
Nemesis
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10-28-2004 07:35
And bleaches your tongue blonde? Eggshell blonde? _____________________
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