Game: Ludicrous LSL Functions!

Here's a fun/geeky way to start the day!

Make up a crazy, silly, dumb, useless LSL function call.

Rules: It must be stated in the form the LSL Wiki uses (see link for example).

I'll start!

integer llShakeChangeLoose(integer num)

Takes a small amount of money from the detected agent. Used in couch cushions and passenger seats. If the agent does not have any money, it returns 0 and shouts, "detected agent) is a cheapskate!"

Your turn!

Everything in this thread.

This might belong in Off-Topic. Depends on how it goes.

Aw drat, someone beat me to the game?! Well, they weren't making Wiki-style posts, anway

I figure it's still related to SL (LSL!) so it's not off-topic Of course Jeska has final say! *grovels*

I'm sure this has been lost to the mists of the archives but there was a bug/exploit that allowed you to have a confederate sit on top of - say - a slot machine, pay the confederate and the slot machine would think it had been paid.

I believe that the internal LL nomenclature for this bug was "the nickels coming out of your butt bug" so I would suggest:

llRezNickelsFromButt(key butt, integer nickel_count);

Note: this exploit was fixed way long ago.

Syntax
llDeleteForumThread(integer PostNumber);

Example
llDeleteForumThread(385992);

A new game? You had me going there for a second

integer llDetectedHoochyHair(integer number)

Returns TRUE if number of attached hair prims greater than 50.

integer llGetAgentBling(key id)

Returns the number of particle emitting prims attached to the agent.

llTakeOverWorld(integer length);

Where length is how long you wish to take over the world for, -1 causes it to go for eternity, -2 stops function.

LOL... Nice one!!

Syntax
llDontCrashScriptForNoReason( integer boolean )
Example
llDontCrashScriptForNoReason( TRUE );

Syntax
llWorkLikeYouDidInSLVersion( string versionnumber )
Example
llWorkLikeYouDidInSLVersion( "1.2.4" );

Syntax
list llGetAgentRatings( key agent )
Example
llRequestAgentData(2b048a24-2737-4994-9fa5-becc8e466253, DATA_RATING);

llDoAwsomeThingThatImThinking(string description)

Automaticly executes awsome thing as specified by description.

llRezHotChick(string name, float height, float bust, float waist, integer clothing)

Rezes a hot chick avatar with name, height, bust size, waist size, and clothing (TRUE or FALSE).

Syntax
llBoycottSLExchange( integer boolean )

Example
llBoycottSLExchange( TRUE );
llSleep(5);
llBoycottSLExchange( FALSE );
llSleep(5);
llBoycottSLExchange( TRUE );
llSleep(5);
llBoycottSLExchange( FALSE );


Syntax
llProkofyNevaToEnglishTranslator( string phrase )

Example
string phrase;
phrase = llProkofyNevaToEnglishTranslator("feted inner core"
llSay(0, "out: " + phrase);
> out: group of long-time players that appear to be acting in collusion due to my paranoia



~Ulrika~

Seemed to compile fine last time you tried it!

integer llWillGhostOnDelete(key id)

Predicts if object with key 'id' will ghost on delete, can be used to plan ahead. Output seems to be random, still working out the bugs.

how about

llSetStatus(STATUS_GHOST,FALSE);

In the vein of llGetFreeMemory()...

Syntax
llGetMoreFreeMemory(integer amount);

Example

if (llGetFreeMemory() < 1024) {
    llGetMoreFreeMemory(1024);
}

That'd solve a lot of problems I've had lately

llFileAbuseReport(string name)

This function has been deprecated in favor of

llBlackHole(object any)

llDoWhatISay(string instructions)

Bypasses trial and error messing around by making a script do exactly what you tell it too.

Example:

llSitTarget(<0,0,0.4>, (rotation)llDoWhatISay("The head has to point UP, dangit!";