SL is Broken!

Dwell is gamed to heck!
All people have to do is organize interesting events for people to attend on a regular basis and they whore all the dwell! Here I am making nice builds and nobody hangs out at them unless I'm hanging out there and invite them because of the bingo/open chat/show and tell scammers!

Ratings are meaningless!
Here I am making cool stuff in my lab all the time, working so hard, never having time to chat (who needs to. people suck!). Then all these noob rate people by their own criteria, not by my superior interpretation of it. There is no way to control all these people to rate like I do and to give me more ratings because I deserve them! Darn it! I'm a beta and 1 month old clueless noobs have higher ratings than me!

Land auctions suck!
People with the most money always win! I don't want to spend so much money on a game! neither should anyone else! I want huge parcels of land for cheap! But then all these leaches bid higher than me and sell them to players who are so lazy and so rich they don't even bother with auctions and are so stupid they will pay anything for it.

Government:
I don't want government in SL. Not that anyone is making me join, but I just hate that you all are having one for yourself! Everyone should play SL exactly the way I say they should and that means NO government (because they are stupid!).

Casino Games steal your money!
They seem to be programmed in favour of the house! what's up with that? I want free money! Stupid game machine scammers! I want a refund!!!

I hate smart people!
They step in all the time and deconstruct my argument and make me feel stupid. Why do they have to butt thier nose in when I am attacking other people for how they choose to play SL? They must be up to some evil tricks and feel guilty! If they were really reasonable and ethical they would stand by and let me torch all the people who fit into the above categories.

Minors are sneaking in!
And they are seeing all the sex! Av sex is way worse that the late night movie! Av sex = Janet Jackson's Nipple!! And minors will just attract more pedophiles to SL! OMG!

This is just my short list.

also on my list
Cybersexers
Clubs and other interesting things
L$=USD
Anshe
19 year kids writing journals on SL
clowns

I QUIT@!!#@

omg, my sarcasm meter just exploded and imploded at the same time!

lol what duz ur post title have to do with the rest of ur post

You forgot:

Posting is Broken
I have nothing to say and I really hate it when other people do!! We should all just post sarcastic remarks which are ironic and have no really stand on anything so that nobody can call us on it because we're just being funny!!!

And I hate it even more when people point that out in a rather recursive manner!!

Jauani, your post made me laugh out loud

Azelda

Hah!

Okay, Jauani, You're invited to S.L.U.G. We go public later this week after a few more events.
IM me in-game.

Don't like dwell? Wanna shake things up? Draw crowds to place that DON'T RENDER IN SECONDS-PER-FRAME? Give me an IM with locations YOU want ppl to visit!

That is some hysterical satire! I love it.

~Ulrika~

*complain* yes! *complain* isn't *complain* the *complain* forum *complain* such *complain* a wonderful *complain* place? *complain*. well i'm off *complain* to eDisney *complain* to seduce *complain* cartoon gerbils *complain* for cyberchat.

Well, these really are not the most bitchily negative forums I've seen. I've been to far, far worse. Still, a little self-improvement here would go along way towards nurturing an atmosphere of progressive creativity.

torley you rock! i just realized the irony of complaining about complaining. regardless! SL SUCKS! I !@#!@ QUIT

Yeah... you think we should leave en masse, Jaunani? Set a day for "the mass exodus from SL"?

(kidding, of course... as inworld seems SO much nicer than the forums. It's kinda like how news media scares and exaggerates events up front in your face, and repeats them ad nauseum for maximum paranoid effect.)

you mean that the L$ is not really crashing SL into oblivion?

Torley, I agree with your comment about the forums being over exaggerated.

I'm quite glad that I didn't find these forums until AFTER I'd signed up with SL, or I might have not bothered at all, thinking that the game was just a sesspool of negativity.

Maybe that is why they don't let you access the forums until after you've paid your money? =)

The forums ARE a cesspool of negativity and pathetic personal drama (I'd say constant whining, but apparently whining is a dirty word and mortally offends everyone).

And yes, that is EXACTLY why they don't let you access the forums anymore until you've already paid.

Muha.... they are NOT stupid it seems...

I love the forums, usually they make my day, yet *sigh* sometimes the drama and seriousness of everything even gets too much for lil old me and i have to go into a corner and bash my head against the wall several times whimpering THE SKY IS FALLING, THE TROLLS ARE OUT.. BLACK SATURDAY IS UPON US..

My colleagues HAVE reported me, fear not...

Oh my oh my

Now my broken is broken... ( Now who will play with all my broken things? *Starts to cry an rock back an forth slowly mumbling "My precious, my poor poor precious"*

adam,

to understand these forums, you need to read this.

I heartily endorse the sentiments bespattered here!

*snorts - white stuff*

borked!

its BORKED ppl!

That's a great thread. That won't stop me from complaining about it though.

Ummmmmm.........


O kayyyyyyy

and the new revelation is??????

I like fudge!

Fudge is good!

Jauani, PLEASE don't leave!

lol Flip my G'ma just made a fresh batch of Fudge last night...MMMMMMMMMM want some?

I hear you Jauani!
to add to the list...
...what's this with all the talented people here!!?? How dare anyone be more talented than me! *gnashes teeth*
To protest, I'll start a sit down strike... oh wait. I'm already sitting down.

Try a standing strike then! Of cource sooner or later you WILL colapse but hey, at least you can say "you went on strike but in the end they all just walked over me".