Bye gang, I'm done for quite a while! See you in 2005 or so!

I love you all. But I must leave.

Amongst my complaints:

(1) I HATE that Linden Lab has pressed forward with features despite introducing bugs. The world would be such a better place if we didn't have custom anims, streaming audio, and only 20 AVs could exist in a sim.

(2) The forums are boring. WE NEED MORE DRAMA. I'm bored.

(3) Live Help is a complete waste of time. Every time I call, I get people trying to sell me AV sex. Or some message about genital attachments.

(4) The new servers report 0.50 CPU. This is unacceptable. I want a full CPU even though my reported sim FPS is three times as high under 0.50 CPU. I would like to know the logic behind this! DOES NOT COMPUTE!

(5) The people on #secondlife are really unhelpful. Just the other week, a Linux server of mine crashed. Someone named Chromal (grin) helped me get it back up, but god dammit, he didn't send me a free case of 1942 Dom Champagne.

(6) Kex Godel and Jade Lily aren't in the welcome area enough. And Toy LaFollette and Psyra FREAK ME OUT!

(7) My fiancee thinks Philip Linden has a cute ass... and face, for that matter.

( There aren't enough posts about the weakness of the L$ versus the US$. I think we also need forum posts about the weakened US dollar versus the English pound!

(9) In fact, BAN all UK players (maybe all Europeans - let me think on that one Alby/Shepp/Jacqueline) until the US dollar is strong again! They're getting an almost free ride!

(10) SL ain't what it used to be. I *REALLY* miss paying L$10 / prim for rezzing.

See you all "later",

-Flip

My sarcasm meter, which is broken, just exploded!

I understand everything except the part about wanting to put deodorant on the euro players.

Pardon Flip's absence while i strangle him with his mouse cord and bludgeon him with his laptop.

B*tch u are gonna be pointed and laughed at like you have never and i mean NEVER seen before... and just wait until my posse gets a hold of you...

And furthermore you know how much i hate that fecking F word. Fiancee my ASS. I prefer " She who must be obeyed" or " Pain Technician"

-Flip's fiancee

But, but...... . . . . . don't you have a b-day part in a few days?

Huh??

MY PAIN TECHNICIAN HAS ME!

THE MOUSE CORD IS AROUND MY THROAT!

I LEAVE INDIGO TO......................... CHANCE SMALL!

R.I.P. FlipperPA Peregrine

This is a strange birthday custom where flip comes from.

or he is just being a gobshite....

come to think of it -- when isnt he being a gobshite.

Now I am going to feed him to my favorite cannibal fiend Gen Grace.

Argh! must PEE MUST PEE!!!!


YOU UTTER BASTARD!

I very nearly soiled myself at work.

Don' let it hit you where the good lord split you Flip - you utter bastard.

Siggy.

Siggy,

It is WELL KNOWN that the reason you haven't been in SL lately is your latest case of non-curable Butt Cider.

Don't GAME THE SYSTEM.

Just admit it.

I miss you.

And your butt cider!

/me waits for thread to lower the bar even further

-Flip

BTW - that's not me in world. Andrew Linden cracked my password using John the Ripper reversing the MD5 hash they use for storing it!

Don't believe anything you hear! FlipperPA Peregrine in world right now is Andrew and/or Lee Linden! They're griefing too!

-NotFlip

Bye Flipper! See you in the New Year!

Take good care of yourself

I bet if I run sausage backwards through a meatgrinder I get a pig

ATM I have very little time for much else other than work and sleep - And with my wifes computer blowing up at 8am the other day I have more issues and even less sleep.

Running from Olympics to Elections straight into the most important ratings period of the year is certainly taking it's toll lately - and some things had to go.

(Sidenote - some people don't like the Special Olympics being refered to as the 'Gimp Olyp..' -- You learn something new every day)

If it makes you feel better I gave up masturbation before SL. Some would argue my priorities are a little skewed, but eh.. it's my call to make. That reminds me, I have to clear out some porn to make room for the update when I return.

On the upside, I no longer need to set my 22 inch montior to 600 x 800 to read the type - and I can type much faster now that the arthritic palsy has left my left hand (plus no more hair getting caught in the keys).

It's not all sweetness and roses though - my wife finally worked out I'm not asian - and due lack of foresight, we now have a surplus of lanolin based skin products to last us out until the next decade.

I'll be back later - I have to see how much the seeing eye dog and white cane are fetching on EBAY.

Siggy.

Goon #1 reporting for duty!

Pffft
It will be gone next year....

Oh thats right, you were already here....

Flipp... godz help you when I log on, I am going to kick your ass into next year myself for scaring the crap out of me while I was hallucinating on Nyquil.

There won't be enough left of you for Gen Grace to put on a Ritz!!!

Surreal

DOWN WITH PANTS!!

ummm.....

ROFLMMFAO

you're going nowhere mister!

I am half-honored half-apologetic, and half-confused.

...

just you wait till I see you on ventrillo next, flipperman.

Uh oh - I'm in trouble now - I will feel the wrath of DAMIEN!

And I vow to wear pants evermore just to annoy Surreal!

RAGE AGAINST THE SYSTEM!

-Flip

Oh and Siggy -

You're MARRIED?! Has she been enshrined in the hall of saints next to Jenn yet?

And what would she say about our sessions of HOT MAN LOVE? (Well, except when we're having hot lesbian love.)

-Flip

Crazy fuckers!

Yep flip, you had me scared for a second too! I need to get back on ventrillo with you guys so I can spout more random, usless messages.

BLEH, ICK, and PATOOI forever!

I love inflicting the painful experience of "Flip Songs" through Ventrilo. You haven't lived 'til you've heard my rendition of "My Favorite Things".

Flip!!! i'll miss ya too..not fair..u can have my drama! here..take it!! *puts all the drama queens in a box and hands it to Flip*