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Ardith Mifflin
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04-26-2005 18:15
From: Owl Patel
Jesus came down from the heavens, and shot the police, many many times :p


Just then, MacGyver stormed the sarcophagus and destroyed Jesus with a lemon, two pencil erasers, and a rubber band.
Juro Kothari
Like a dog on a bone
Join date: 4 Sep 2003
Posts: 4,418
04-26-2005 18:16
((dammit. too slow. but, im putting it back since others were too fast for my edit to remove. lol))

He shot them with golden bullets of love and suddenly, the policemen stopped and smiled for they had seen the way and the lovely sounds of YMCA rang in thier ears.
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Owl Patel
Fish miner.
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04-26-2005 18:17
From: Ardith Mifflin
Just then, MacGyver stormed the sarcophagus and destroyed Jesus with a lemon, two pencil erasers, and a rubber band.


Just then, a ton of priests run over to MacGyver, and demand blueberries
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The immortal words of Relk:

From: Relk Akula
I'm not an elitist..well actually I am.

I am superior to any idiot rap-head.

I am superior to many of you.

Any skater is superior to many of you.

I acknowledge that, and I am proud to say it.


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Douglas Callahan
Fresh Prince Of SL
Join date: 2 Jul 2004
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04-26-2005 18:18
Bab's favorite one was the Indian, but his second favorite was tied between the construction worker and the bike rider.

((referring to YMCA))
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Ardith Mifflin
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04-26-2005 18:18
From: Juro Kothari
He shot them with golden bullets of love and suddenly, the policemen stopped and smiled for they had seen the way and the lovely sounds of YMCA rang in thier ears.


MacGyver, shocked that Jesus was still alive despite a tremendous lemon/eraser ass-kicking, fainted.
Chance Abattoir
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04-26-2005 18:22
From: Ardith Mifflin
MacGyver, shocked that Jesus was still alive despite a tremendous lemon/eraser ass-kicking, fainted.


A stargate opens up at the entrance of the tomb and MacGuyver kicks jesus into it.
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Siggy Romulus
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04-26-2005 18:23
And Conan, repsplendant in his hello kitty loincloth, entered from the Stargate.
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Owl Patel
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04-26-2005 18:23
From: Chance Abattoir
A stargate opens up at the entrance of the tomb and MacGuyver kicks jesus into it.



Jesus uses his spider-webbing to climb back up the the tomb (which was of no return) and gets sued because that is copyrighted.
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The immortal words of Relk:

From: Relk Akula
I'm not an elitist..well actually I am.

I am superior to any idiot rap-head.

I am superior to many of you.

Any skater is superior to many of you.

I acknowledge that, and I am proud to say it.


http://www.overthar.com/

-High Reagent Patel
Chance Abattoir
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Join date: 3 Apr 2004
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04-26-2005 18:26
Conan says, "You're not Jesus Howzer Christ now, you're Quaid. Get your ass to Mars!"
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Ardith Mifflin
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04-26-2005 18:27
From: Owl Patel
Jesus uses his spider-webbing to climb back up the the tomb (which was of no return) and gets sued because that is copyrighted.


Meanwhile, the bootleg video tape of the MacGyver/Spider-Jesus brawl is posted on Fark.com, where it becomes the newest internet meme to sweep the world.
Owl Patel
Fish miner.
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04-26-2005 18:28
From: Chance Abattoir
Conan says, "You're not Jesus Howzer Christ now, you're Quaid. Get your ass to Mars!"



Jesus hops on a golden horse, and bombs many places, eats a huge bowl of ice cream, and sings I'm a Barbie Girl
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The immortal words of Relk:

From: Relk Akula
I'm not an elitist..well actually I am.

I am superior to any idiot rap-head.

I am superior to many of you.

Any skater is superior to many of you.

I acknowledge that, and I am proud to say it.


http://www.overthar.com/

-High Reagent Patel
Ardith Mifflin
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04-26-2005 18:29
From: Owl Patel
Jesus hops on a golden horse, and bombs many places, eats a huge bowl of ice cream, and sings I'm a Barbie Girl


While Jesus/Quaid lived the good life, our hapless hero Bab was busy being accosted by the Burger King.
Chance Abattoir
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04-26-2005 18:30
From: Owl Patel
Jesus hops on a golden horse, and bombs many places, eats a huge bowl of ice cream, and sings I'm a Barbie Girl


((You mean "Quaid" hops on a golden horse...)) ;)
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Douglas Callahan
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04-26-2005 18:30
From: Ardith Mifflin
While Jesus lived the good life, our hapless hero Bab was busy being accosted by the Burger King.



Meanwhile Santa Claus climbed out of the portal after Jesus, and the epic South Park battle commenced.
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Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?
Chance Abattoir
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04-26-2005 18:31
From: Ardith Mifflin
While Jesus/Quaid lived the good life, our hapless hero Bab was busy being accosted by the Burger King.



"Babaloo... I am your father."
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Ardith Mifflin
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04-26-2005 18:36
From: Chance Abattoir
"Babaloo... I am your father."


To which Babaloo frantically responded, "No. That’s not true. That’s impossible!"
Chance Abattoir
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04-26-2005 18:39
From: Ardith Mifflin
To which Babaloo frantically responded, "No. That’s not true. That’s impossible!"


"Search your heart, Babaloo..."
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Owl Patel
Fish miner.
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04-26-2005 18:41
From: Chance Abattoir
"Search your heart, Babaloo..."



For you know your father is.... MADE OF FRENCH FRIESSS!!!!!
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The immortal words of Relk:

From: Relk Akula
I'm not an elitist..well actually I am.

I am superior to any idiot rap-head.

I am superior to many of you.

Any skater is superior to many of you.

I acknowledge that, and I am proud to say it.


http://www.overthar.com/

-High Reagent Patel
Chance Abattoir
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Join date: 3 Apr 2004
Posts: 3,898
04-26-2005 18:44
From: Owl Patel
For you know your father is.... MADE OF FRENCH FRIESSS!!!!!


"Well, I'll never be like you! I'm made of Freedom fries!"
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Ardith Mifflin
Mecha Fiend
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Posts: 1,416
04-26-2005 19:27
From: Chance Abattoir
"Well, I'll never be like you! I'm made of Freedom fries!"


Unfortunately, it was at this moment that both Bab and the Burger King were severely beaten by the MPAA/RIAA attack force, which had been informed of this rampantly un-American parody.
Siggy Romulus
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04-26-2005 19:54
And they made Conan the Govenor of Kali-four-knee-ah.
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From: Jesse Linden
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Teeny Leviathan
Never started World War 3
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04-26-2005 19:57
From: Siggy Romulus
And they made Conan the Govenor of Kali-four-knee-ah.


Or is it Colly-fornia?
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Siggy Romulus
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04-26-2005 20:01
He ran with his wife under the 'He man and Skeletor' party banner....
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From: Jesse Linden
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Travis Lambert
White dog, red collar
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04-26-2005 20:28
From: Siggy Romulus
He ran with his wife under the 'He man and Skeletor' party banner....


And met up with the Power Puff Girls to dance and sing. And eat ice cream.
Owl Patel
Fish miner.
Join date: 7 Jul 2004
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04-26-2005 21:49
From: Travis Lambert
And met up with the Power Puff Girls to dance and sing. And eat ice cream.


Then the Power Puff Girls went to Las Vegas, and became fat strippers... from hell
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The immortal words of Relk:

From: Relk Akula
I'm not an elitist..well actually I am.

I am superior to any idiot rap-head.

I am superior to many of you.

Any skater is superior to many of you.

I acknowledge that, and I am proud to say it.


http://www.overthar.com/

-High Reagent Patel
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