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llPizza now a valid "function"
Jeffrey Gomez
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03-06-2005 12:09
... though I did not add it to the actual Wiki links. Sorry folks. I had to do this. :D

http://secondlife.com/badgeo/wakka.php?wakka=llPizza
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Synergy Belvedere
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03-06-2005 18:17
LMAO

Next step Jeff, use the dataserver setup to send our favorite pizza to their web page, just click a pizza prim and poof, 30 minutes later, hot pie! :)
Cross Lament
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03-06-2005 18:36
This is doable in 1.6, isn't it? After all, quicktime can open webpages... :D
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Moleculor Satyr
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03-06-2005 20:40
From: Cross Lament
This is doable in 1.6, isn't it? After all, quicktime can open webpages... :D


You don't need QT to open a webpage.
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Hiro Pendragon
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03-06-2005 20:42
It only punctuates how lazy gamers have gotten when EQ2 players can type /pizza instead of picking up their #@*&^ telephone and dialing 1 more digit!
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Zuzi Martinez
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03-07-2005 10:10
llRaiseMyKids(list kids)
llPayMyBills(key destination, integer amount)
llLiposuctionMyFatAss(key ass)
llShootMeInTheHead()

these will follow.
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Lianne Marten
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03-07-2005 10:17
llSmackGrieferInTheHead

please?
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Jeffrey Gomez
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03-07-2005 10:24
From: Zuzi Martinez
llRaiseMyKids(list kids)
llPayMyBills(key destination, integer amount)
llLiposuctionMyFatAss(key ass)
llShootMeInTheHead()

these will follow.

Of course. Here's some pseudocode:

llRaiseMyKids(list kids) -
http://www.wdirect.com/gadgets-appliances/television/sony-television.html

llPayMyBills(key destination, integer amount) -
http://www.ssfcu.org/billpay.htm

llLiposuctionMyFatAss(key ass) -
http://www.lipo4me.com/lipo_consultation_questions.asp

llShootMeInTheHead() -
http://www.fansoffieger.com/kevo.htm

So, what were we saying about starting a joke Wiki again? :D

Edit: llSmackGrieferInTheHead() can be done just so many ways... I'm not even going to touch it. :rolleyes:
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Cross Lament
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03-07-2005 14:59
From: Moleculor Satyr
You don't need QT to open a webpage.


What, really? Maybe I should read the feature changes more closely. :D

Mol... tell your sig to stop tickling me that way. oO
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Jack Lambert
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03-07-2005 15:52
From: Jeffrey Gomez
Of course. Here's some pseudocode:

llRaiseMyKids(list kids) -
http://www.wdirect.com/gadgets-appliances/television/sony-television.html

llPayMyBills(key destination, integer amount) -
http://www.ssfcu.org/billpay.htm


SL saves the day again! No need for wife and kids. I have a prim that raises the kids and pays the bills. Nanny-o-matic, v0.9.1

--Jack Lambert


DISCLAIMER: This post is a JOKE, I do not think it is entirely a woman's job to raise the kids alone. Each parent should have an equal share in neglecting the children :p
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Millie Thompson
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03-07-2005 16:57
Don't forget the new functions:

llStartCoffee
llGetCoffee
llRefillCoffee
llTeleportToBathroom
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Maximus Zander
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03-08-2005 07:09
llROFL()
Strife Onizuka
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03-08-2005 07:30
all these joke functions O_O
I've edited the Wiki Etiquette page, I don't want to see these on the wiki.
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Jack Lambert
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03-08-2005 08:03
Wiki's been Strifed! :)

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llStrife()

Cause pain and suffering.


*grins* Sorry Strife, I couldn't resist :p

--Jack Lambert
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Jeffrey Gomez
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03-08-2005 10:36
From: Strife Onizuka
all these joke functions O_O
I've edited the Wiki Etiquette page, I don't want to see these on the wiki.

Agreed. I would still be all for pages linked as humor listings in their own, separate space of the Wiki though. To denote them, my suggestion is to list them as "Humor+llFunctionName" to prevent people from being linked to them as honest functions - and to do the same with a "Humor+MainPage."

Anyway, that's my two cents. I'm still all for people not ruining the original pages with false information.
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03-09-2005 19:52
In Jeffrey's flippant response to the request for a "llRaiseMyKids(list kids) " he produces a link about TV sets but makes no mention whatsoever of video game consoles or the much more important broadband internet connection and 20 different chat programs such as the venerable AOL IM, MS Messenger, Trillian, etc. Also vital in having electronics keep the children busy every minute of the day are file sharing programs such Kazaa plus plus. K++ is especially valuable because it is not only used to share copyrighted programs without permission but is itself a hacked version of a copyrighted filesharing program, the use of which helps instill a healthy sense of irony in the child and helps the to appreciate the humor in recursive acronyms like GNU and thus helps lead them toward a happy geeky lifestyle freed from the contraints not only of parental restriction but of any human interactions whatsoever.

And of course to even suggest the use of electronic media as a substitute for parental guidance without mentioning the many fine sources of sexual information available, many of which are so helpful they will install themselves as the homepage for you web browser without they slightest effort on your part, really shortchanges the efforts of the many programmers.... I'm sorry, the medication is starting to take effect now as I can't remember what I was writing about.
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SuezanneC Baskerville
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It's not just the wiki that doesn't need to be littered with jokes
03-09-2005 20:05
It's not just the wiki that doesn't need to be littered with jokes.

This forum also needs to be reserved for what its title implies it's for: scripting tips.

If everyone who thinks they have something funny to say about programming starts posting it here there won't be any room left for serious questions.
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Strife Onizuka
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03-09-2005 20:56
From: Jack Lambert
Wiki's been Strifed! :)

CODE
llStrife()

Cause pain and suffering.


*grins* Sorry Strife, I couldn't resist :p

--Jack Lambert


*sigh*

have to get the syntax right on that
CODE

list llStrife(list comand_list)

the list returned is totaly random information having nothing to do with what you requested. But somehow mentions prim torture too.
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pizza!pizza!
03-11-2005 11:50
No Little Caesar's?
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03-11-2005 12:16
From: Huns Valen
No Little Caesar's?

They're working on llPizzaPizza();
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Jeffrey Gomez
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03-11-2005 16:33
From: SuezanneC Baskerville
It's not just the wiki that doesn't need to be littered with jokes.

This forum also needs to be reserved for what its title implies it's for: scripting tips.

If everyone who thinks they have something funny to say about programming starts posting it here there won't be any room left for serious questions.

Honestly, Suezanne, I think this is moot and a touch alarmist of you. I trust if things were dubbed as officially "off topic," this would be moved by the moderators to the appropriate forum as per common occurance in General.

Furthermore, this touches on a "policy" question of the Wiki all its own, which I downplayed by taking a point that had folks up in arms and squeezing some more comedy out of it. No doubt that questions need be answered, but every now and then we eggheads gotta have a little fun, ya know? :D
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Jeska Linden
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03-11-2005 17:06
Moved to Off-Topic. Please utilize the correct forum for your threads.
Jeffrey Gomez
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03-12-2005 17:18
In that case, well - okay then. :D
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Hank Ramos
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03-12-2005 17:28
Yeah, and quit putting joke threads in the wiki and in the forums. You are destroying LSL and the very fabric of SL! :D
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Jeffrey Gomez
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03-12-2005 17:30
Sure. Just rub it in. :p
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