The Cynical Path to Enlightenment.
Yes are you tired of seeing stupid threads about, Making money, Clubs, Griefing, Government and many more?
Well CPE is just for you.
We at CPE look into why people are stupid and have found its a spritual lack of common sense.
CPE's founding principles are based on "Stupid People should wear Signs"
So next time you post think about what you say.
Dont let them piss you off.
Piss them off first with facts no matter how uncanny theyare.
We at CPE pray daily for the Glorious sound of 1 million people in unison pulling their heads out of thier collective asses and geting a new outlook on life.
Join CPE today and let Cynicism be your guide.
(Disclaimer: this post brought to you by CPE and CA which in no way advocates putting your head up your ass before resonding to this post.)
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Shadow Weaver
Ancient
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03-18-2005 07:36
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Rose Karuna
Lizard Doctor
Join date: 5 Jun 2004
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03-18-2005 08:35
The Cynical Path to Enlightenment. Yes are you tired of seeing stupid threads about, Making money, Clubs, Griefing, Government and many more? Well CPE is just for you. We at CPE look into why people are stupid and have found its a spritual lack of common sense. CPE's founding principles are based on "Stupid People should wear Signs" So next time you post think about what you say. Dont let them piss you off. Piss them off first with facts no matter how uncanny theyare. We at CPE pray daily for the Glorious sound of 1 million people in unison pulling their heads out of thier collective asses and geting a new outlook on life. Join CPE today and let Cynicism be your guide. (Disclaimer: this post brought to you by CPE and CA which in no way advocates putting your head up your ass before resonding to this post.) Do CPE members get to hand out Kool Aid along with Signs? . _____________________
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
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Ulrika Zugzwang
Magnanimous in Victory
Join date: 10 Jun 2004
Posts: 6,382
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03-18-2005 08:36
Yes are you tired of seeing stupid threads about, Making money, Clubs, Griefing, Government and many more? ~Ulrika~ _____________________
Chik-chik-chika-ahh
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Raiana Bomazi
The Proverbial Old Woman
Join date: 5 Nov 2004
Posts: 14
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03-18-2005 08:43
CPE's founding principles are based on "Stupid People should wear Signs" Heh, who was that comedian? I remember it from a few years back. |
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Xtopherxaos Ixtab
D- in English
Join date: 7 Oct 2004
Posts: 884
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03-18-2005 08:56
I hope your religon can survive Bill Engvall's lawsuit
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Krsna Hare
Magically Delicious
Join date: 3 Nov 2004
Posts: 76
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03-18-2005 08:57
kool-aid???
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We are all born mad. Some Remain so. ~S. Beckett
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
Join date: 1 Jul 2004
Posts: 6,734
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03-18-2005 10:02
Heh, who was that comedian? I remember it from a few years back. Bill Ingvall is a genious. On that note, I have a huge tattoo of Gene Simmons on my left forearm. I always get asked " So, do you like KISS?" DOH _____________________
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Xtopherxaos Ixtab
D- in English
Join date: 7 Oct 2004
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03-18-2005 10:06
kool-aid??? See also: Jim Jones _____________________
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Liona Clio
Angel in Disguise
Join date: 30 Aug 2004
Posts: 1,500
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03-18-2005 10:07
kool-aid??? Yup, with that lovely Jonestown secret ingredient that all the kids are *dying* for.... _____________________
"Well, my days of not taking you seriously have certainly come to a middle."
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Lo Jacobs
Awesome Possum
Join date: 28 May 2004
Posts: 2,734
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03-18-2005 10:14
I want a sign to wear!
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Blueman Steele
Registered User
Join date: 28 Dec 2004
Posts: 1,038
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My sign
03-18-2005 10:29
My sign says "Ninjas killed my family, need money for kung-fu lessons"
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koolhand Koolhaas
Uncensored McGillicuty
Join date: 26 Nov 2004
Posts: 996
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03-18-2005 10:31
kool-aid??? That is similar to things like Live-aid, farm-aid and chef-aid.... but to benefit ME. |
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Trinity Serpentine
Schwan's Avitar Reject
Join date: 1 Oct 2003
Posts: 2,972
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03-18-2005 11:13
CPE is a cult!
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
Join date: 1 Jul 2004
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03-18-2005 11:14
Once again Trin, just drink the juice!
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Trinity Serpentine
Schwan's Avitar Reject
Join date: 1 Oct 2003
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03-18-2005 11:17
But I'm not thirsty! Not for cynicism and most definitely not for kool-aid!
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Shadow Weaver
Ancient
Join date: 13 Jan 2003
Posts: 2,808
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03-18-2005 11:50
Do CPE members get to hand out Kool Aid along with Signs? . We are still working on the Koolaid but the last tests we had were on Mako Sharks....odd they got smarter but still couldnt distinguish humans from food...so we will keep on working on that aspect. Especially since we dont need any Stupid Zombies running around. Again in reference the Bill Engval Lawsuit, It will never happen as we based our religion off his comedic stylings but in no way have we adopted the saying "Here's your Sign!" Ours is "We wanna know so put this on" The other bases of our principles were in relation to "Jackass the Movie" "Things you shouldnt let a stupid person do in public" and "So long and thanks for all the fish" Our T'-Shirts will actually have CPE/KMA on them only the definitions will be known to the members. Another thought we were working on was..."CPE...Have you slammed a Dumbass today?" But we are still growing. Visit us at a CPE Chapel comming soon to a Sim near you. Shadow _____________________
Everyone here is an adult. This ain't DisneyLand, and Mickey Mouse isn't going to swat you with a stick if you say "holy crapola."<Pathfinder Linden>
New Worlds new Adventures Formerly known as Jade Wolf my business name has now changed to Dragon Shadow. Im me in world for Locations of my apparrel Online Authorized Trademark Licensed Apparel http://www.cafepress.com/slvisions OR Visit The Website @ www.slvisions.com |
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
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03-18-2005 12:04
I'm expecting an engraved membership card ya know Shad.
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Unhygienix Gullwing
I banged Pandastrong
Join date: 26 Jun 2004
Posts: 728
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03-18-2005 12:10
Hah, I thought Shadow was going tell us all that he's converted to Falun Gong.
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
Join date: 1 Jul 2004
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03-18-2005 12:10
Hah, I thought Shadow was going tell us all that he's converted to Falun Gong. That would be rich ! But then again you have an excuse to leave up the seat. _____________________
YOUR MOM says, 'Come visit us at SC MKII http://secondcitizen.net '
Oh, Lecktor, you're terrible. Bikers have more fun than people ! |
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Shadow Weaver
Ancient
Join date: 13 Jan 2003
Posts: 2,808
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03-18-2005 12:12
Ulrika pops through the door like Kramer -- did someone say "government"? Giddy-up! ~Ulrika~ Now would I start a Government thread. No way! Religion pisses more people off faster than government does...hehe. Shadow _____________________
Everyone here is an adult. This ain't DisneyLand, and Mickey Mouse isn't going to swat you with a stick if you say "holy crapola."<Pathfinder Linden>
New Worlds new Adventures Formerly known as Jade Wolf my business name has now changed to Dragon Shadow. Im me in world for Locations of my apparrel Online Authorized Trademark Licensed Apparel http://www.cafepress.com/slvisions OR Visit The Website @ www.slvisions.com |
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Shadow Weaver
Ancient
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03-18-2005 12:14
Hah, I thought Shadow was going tell us all that he's converted to Falun Gong. Nah but every male member is HLP all I can say is last letter means PRIM LOL _____________________
Everyone here is an adult. This ain't DisneyLand, and Mickey Mouse isn't going to swat you with a stick if you say "holy crapola."<Pathfinder Linden>
New Worlds new Adventures Formerly known as Jade Wolf my business name has now changed to Dragon Shadow. Im me in world for Locations of my apparrel Online Authorized Trademark Licensed Apparel http://www.cafepress.com/slvisions OR Visit The Website @ www.slvisions.com |
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Liona Clio
Angel in Disguise
Join date: 30 Aug 2004
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03-18-2005 12:18
Religion pisses more people off faster than government does...hehe. So we've mentioned politics, and we've mentioned religion.... Are we gonna go for the Pissed Off Trifecta and mention sex? _____________________
"Well, my days of not taking you seriously have certainly come to a middle."
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
Join date: 1 Jul 2004
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03-18-2005 12:40
So we've mentioned politics, and we've mentioned religion.... Are we gonna go for the Pissed Off Trifecta and mention sex? I only know one person who that would piss off. _____________________
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Shadow Weaver
Ancient
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03-18-2005 13:25
So we've mentioned politics, and we've mentioned religion.... Are we gonna go for the Pissed Off Trifecta and mention sex? Yup isnt that the epitomy of Cynicism? _____________________
Everyone here is an adult. This ain't DisneyLand, and Mickey Mouse isn't going to swat you with a stick if you say "holy crapola."<Pathfinder Linden>
New Worlds new Adventures Formerly known as Jade Wolf my business name has now changed to Dragon Shadow. Im me in world for Locations of my apparrel Online Authorized Trademark Licensed Apparel http://www.cafepress.com/slvisions OR Visit The Website @ www.slvisions.com |
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Garoad Kuroda
Prophet of Muppetry
Join date: 5 Sep 2003
Posts: 2,989
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03-18-2005 15:47
But that's not a religion!
It's a belief system! Like Buddism or something isn't it? _____________________
BTW
WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS! |