Where are the sex balls dude?

For some time now I have been wholly absorbed in the pirate's adventure treasure hunt that I am building on Gypsy Moon. Despite my preoccupation, I have noticed that many visitors to the Gypsy Moon seem to be very amorous and the sim sees a lot of "action." I feel honored that my build inspires amore, really it's quite flattering to know that one look and they are down to business. But, come on, do I really have to supply the sex balls too?

Yesterday, while I was working on the underground tunnels of death, I noticed 2 green dots in the main cave. I am so cyber sex hostess saavy now that I did not intrude and after several HOURS they finally left. Later I saw that they had left a large spinning cube in the cave with the texture printed on all sides asking, "where are the sex balls dude?"

I was crushed. The hostess with the mostest had failed her mission. I try to be thoughtful, really I do. Last week I was wearing an elephant avatar, and Vade had on the zebra, and he was chasing me around the sim. I was playing the elephant sound files and it was really a blast. He chased me into the small cave under the waterfall where we encountered a naked couple in the midst of amore.

I swear they brought their own sex balls because I dont own anything that would make a female avatar do that to a guy. I never even saw that animation before. We accidently charged in on them, me playing the elephant screams and Vade flashing seizure provoking textures on his zebra, and the small cave became quite crowded. The couple didnt seem to mind, in fact I dont think they noticed us, but I could see they were quite busy so being the thoughtful hostess that I am, I left immediately. I then streamed mood evoking music to the land, including Prince's Pussy Control and Marcy Park's Sex and Candy, just to make their stay more pleasurable.

So, I am a good hostess, I think, but back to the complaint I face. "where are the sex balls dude?" Must I really provide sex balls to my company in order to be a good SL hostess? Really, they are so damn expensive, and where would I put them anyway. There are so many places on Gypsy Moon that seem to inspire my guests that I could never choose one spot. The only solution would be to put them all over which is really too expensive.

So tell me, whats the deal here on sex balls. Do you put them out for random guests or not?

Hey Katy! *hugggs*

Well, Fred made a big script wall thing around our sky castle so ppl couldn't get in and use our balls, personally I don't mind if people wanna borrow them, IF THEY ASK!

I remember when I had my Maui paradise, I built a house and filled it with just sex balls for a hoot, everytime I logged on and I mean literally EVERY time, there was some noobs boinging, hell even my own IW neighbours used my balls! In the end I felt awkward going near my own house! and I didn't wanna disturb the 'dots' either, which isn't good!

I don't see why the hell you should put balls up tho, its your sim, its beautiful, and yes I agree it's the perfect place to boing but jesus... have some respect

BTW... do you have octopus av? (don't ask)

I used my Balls last night. It was quite exciting. No one should go without Balls.

By the way you might want to put some kind of Theme music in your Sim, last time I was there about a month ago or so there was none. It would give it a better ambient feel.

I agree that no guy should go without his balls and they must make things more exciting.

Blake you really have to check out what I have done in the past month on Gypsy Moon. There is music now, along with an underground tunnel maze, a volcano that erupts and can kill you, and a pegasus that you can ride down the mountain.

But be warned...THERE ARE NO SEX BALLS! ITS BYOB (bring your own balls)

Don't bother with the sex balls, in my opinion. From my observations there are plenty of places for that kind of activity, and it's nice to see corners of SL without them scattered everywhere.

Maybe romance balls? It is a pirate theme after all, so you could do something along those lines since pirates aren't entirely non-sexual.

I hate getting snuck up on by sex balls. Like, you go to lounge on a couch and instead of sitting you've suddenly got your arse in the air, lunging backwards.

Don't worry willow... you can use my balls if you wish

I hope I never lose my Balls, I would really feel that much less of a man!

Awww, Katy.

I feel guilty because I'm one of the guys who blabbered all around that your Sim is the bestest most romantic place in SL, and you're the bestest most romantic most welcoming of hostesses.

Yours is one of the most inspiring builds I know in SL. I go there just to wind down, fly around on Pegasus or ride the killer whales. It's a place I enjoy showing to friends or to my children, and in general to people who would be just appalled at AVIs boinking like wild monkeys.

It's precisely one of the two places I go to to show people that SL goes way beyond 3D cybersex (the other place being Backstage for those wondering -- no hint at what you'll find there, half of the fun is in the surprise).

Please, please no sex balls. They are plenty of places for that in SL, and your Sim isn't one of those. Maybe a kissing ball set - in one of the secret grottos, or on top of the mountain, because I feel like king of the world when I bring a friend there.

Best regards,

Stephane Zugzwang
--
One law for the lion and the ox is oppression! (WB, Proverbs of Hell)

To ball... or not to ball... that is the question.

roflmao!

*sigh* Ahhh....this makes me long for the carefree days in college......

Balls are good..balls are round..they provide much protein when you go down?

Are you high? or drunk, or both!?!?!

katy,

Just so you know, those cubes are a "joke" and are being left in various places. I had one left in the livingroom of my home, so I doubt it was really meant as to criticize your lovely build. Just some strange fad/joke. In no way should you have to supply anything except for the lovely and exciting environment you are already providing.

For those of you that haven't had a chance to take a peek at this Sim, I highly recommend it. Of course I'm a pirate at heart and think gypsy girls are damn hot, so best of both worlds..

You *could* get rating cards to hold up, rating the participants in various categories.

8.7 for originality
8.5 for style
6.5 for lip usage

etc.
etc.
etc.

umm..Lynn..did you run into the wrong Thread? lol.

A man with no ball, is no man at all.

Where are the sex balls dude? I do not know, maybe you should go buy your sex balls and penis like ever other man had to!

I love it! The sex ball olympics! What will the French judge give them?

I would just think of nothing worse that to actually judge two individuals on their cyber sex skills.

Not even scripted viagra could bring the mood back.

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OMG, look, when he thrusts, it's going through her back! LOL!
I have to rate him a 3.4 in technique -- that's got to hurt.

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See?

Then again, you could use the old technique of...

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Is it me or is he lagging and synchronized wayyyy off her movements?
OMG, he's lagging! She's done and he's just particicling!

Synchronized sexxing -- 4.2

(If they both finish at the same time, a 8 to 10 score.)

omg omg that post had me in tears!! bwa ha hah ah.. ty for that!

MST3K


'nuff said right there, I think. I get to be Crow!

I got a nice set of balls.

Nooo. I havent visited the sim yet. But if it's a natural-looking environment, I think a pair of balls with the words "Thrust and Slide" hovering in neon green letters would break the ambiance.

LMAO you could try and script a few trees though. Masquarade the rocks in the river ...

But definitely, they should just bring their own equipment.

There are 2 green dots in the cave right now....
I better check...
It's a nasty job but someone has to do it...
Come on Lynn, let's go...got the number cards?...
I'm going in...

1.2 - he messed up the dismount!