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Emma Thorn
Voice of Treason
Join date: 26 Mar 2004
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11-05-2004 10:45
I don't wanna be stolen!
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"When it comes to choosing between two evils, I always prefer the one I haven't tried yet."
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Madiera Westerburg
waiting for apocolypse :D
Join date: 6 Apr 2004
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11-05-2004 10:46
i dont want to be taken i want to be safe an snuggled in with wenchie and surreal and the throwin m an ms at flip!
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11-05-2004 10:50
How could you say that Surreal???…I feel wounded… there I offer myself as a sex toy to help you out, as a true friend should, to be used and abused, squeezed and teased and you assume I have anterior motives…
…Emma and her cute little ass… lots and lots of rum… Maddie and her big, round perky… um… eyes…Wench… inflatable furniture… lots of bouncing… did someone mention corn?… …Please excuse me, I was daydreaming there for a second… Like I said, I am here for you and Ferran in your time of need baby! _____________________
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Ferran Brodsky
Better living through rum
Join date: 3 Feb 2004
Posts: 821
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11-05-2004 10:55
I need someone to do our laundry.... and cook... and ummm feed me peeled grapes... seedless...
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Madiera Westerburg
waiting for apocolypse :D
Join date: 6 Apr 2004
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11-05-2004 11:04
i will cook but flip can do the laundry i dont clean thats where i draw the line...but cooking...im good at that
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Blake Rockwell
Fun Businesses
Join date: 31 Oct 2004
Posts: 1,606
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11-05-2004 11:07
I'll take the leftover girlfriends from the fued
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Pendari Lorentz
Senior Member
Join date: 5 Sep 2003
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11-05-2004 11:07
May I please have some of the drugs you guys are on? I want to have this much fun!!
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*hugs everyone*
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a lost user
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11-05-2004 11:10
I am sorry Ferren, my services are offered strictly as a sex toy, here for your pleasure and will not have enough free time for anything else.
Those other thingys sound too much like work, and besides, who will care or not if the dishes get done if you are busy... well... um... getting... doing... feeling... um... having... um... pursuing more pleasurable things! ![]() _____________________
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Madiera Westerburg
waiting for apocolypse :D
Join date: 6 Apr 2004
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11-05-2004 11:17
sorry pendari im just naturally crazy i can drive you to psycho if you like though
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Zippity Neutra
What'd I miss?
Join date: 29 Sep 2004
Posts: 191
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11-05-2004 11:49
Pendari, you'd need to get hold of a simply vast quantity of Belikan beer and One Barrel rum, and I haven't really seen any of either outside of Belize.
Please, someone tell me these things are available in-world! ![]() Billy -- give it up, my brudder, the girls have everything they need. The only way the menfolk get included is when they take pity on lesser lifeforms. And even then, they'd rather have a kitten or puppy. ![]() |
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11-05-2004 12:06
Billy -- give it up, my brudder, the girls have everything they need. The only way the menfolk get included is when they take pity on lesser lifeforms. And even then, they'd rather have a kitten or puppy. ![]() NOOOOOO!!!! It isn't true... LIES LIES LIES... someone say it isn't so... I finally have my chance and my dreams are shattered... um... wait... I have a solution... looks at the full barrel of rum ... um... more rum ladies? ruff ruff ![]() _____________________
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Jennyfur Peregrine
Whatever
Join date: 24 Dec 2003
Posts: 1,151
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11-05-2004 14:17
hehe.. yes, leave Jenn and I alone to our own devices... see how long you are over playing with your hardware!!! besides.. Emma will come play with us!!! Surreal I would add an amendment to the above statement "see how long you are over playing without your PANTS" We reserve the right to discriminate against all pants that are not pre-approved by the evil pants overloads. Now where did I leave those underpants gnomes? ![]() |
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Surreal Farber
Cat Herder
Join date: 5 Feb 2004
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11-05-2004 14:20
yay kitten!! Actually we have 4 puppies underfoot atm, the landlord's dogs are to blame. They are totally cute and adore sandel straps.
Yes!! We are powered by Belikan beer and One Barrel rum ... plus chocolate and fried chicken. Select friends will be receiving rum this christmas.. assuming we are not too drunk to find the post office. Since Maddie is holding down cooking, and I already did laundry this week. (I'm surrounded by drying clothes as we speak) I guess that leaves Ferran is holding out for seedless, peeled grapes. Personally, I would kill for a HOT bath.. with or without bath attendant atm.... Surreal |
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Surreal Farber
Cat Herder
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11-05-2004 14:21
IWe reserve the right to discriminate against all pants that are not pre-approved by the evil pants overloads. DOWN WITH PANTS!! |
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wench Phaeton
Registered User
Join date: 9 Nov 2003
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11-05-2004 15:24
I will clean and prepare hot baths. But not for Fhlip, unless we get to scrub him with Brillo pads, and of course point and laugh. Who's going to do the grapes? |
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FlipperPA Peregrine
Magically Delicious!
Join date: 14 Nov 2003
Posts: 3,703
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11-05-2004 15:29
Shrinkage is a real problem for men!
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Madiera Westerburg
waiting for apocolypse :D
Join date: 6 Apr 2004
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11-05-2004 17:40
i love to cook.,,,,but i guarantee i will be makin a mess while i do so,, so someone will need to clean up after messss
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If the lord was handing out bacterial infections for sinning, you'd be at the free clinic all the time. just when I manage to convince myself I'm a superior being, I walk into a door |
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Ferran Brodsky
Better living through rum
Join date: 3 Feb 2004
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11-05-2004 21:04
Flipp look down, Are you wearing pants right now?
didnt think so... |
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wench Phaeton
Registered User
Join date: 9 Nov 2003
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11-06-2004 03:19
*points and laughs* |
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Devlin Gallant
Thought Police
Join date: 18 Jun 2003
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11-06-2004 07:06
Could I have a little rum?
Uhm, why are there M&Ms floating in it? _____________________
I LIKE children, I've just never been able to finish a whole one.
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wench Phaeton
Registered User
Join date: 9 Nov 2003
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11-06-2004 07:18
*Checks Devlin's diaper for M&M's* Oh, I hope you brought extras, this will resolve the fights over the toilets, and Fhlip..well he just likes to wear a diaper and a baby rattle. I won't tell you how he holds it.
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Devlin Gallant
Thought Police
Join date: 18 Jun 2003
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11-06-2004 07:35
You aren't putting MY rattle in THERE!
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Emma Thorn
Voice of Treason
Join date: 26 Mar 2004
Posts: 139
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11-06-2004 11:34
DOWN WITH PANTS!! It's good to see that all have begun to realize the evils of pants. Down with pants indeed. _____________________
"When it comes to choosing between two evils, I always prefer the one I haven't tried yet."
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Aru Opel
Registered User
Join date: 5 Aug 2004
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11-06-2004 12:13
Shrinkage is a real problem for men! ![]() Think prune hands on a more embarassing scale! I shall not relinquish my pants! I am not Bakuzelas, the pantless wonder demon! RAGE AGAINST THE SYSTEM AND THE EVIL PANTS OVERLORDS! Pants are an integral part of a complete breakfast. Also, flannel pants are by far the best of pants that I have ever found. I have a large supply of flannel pants. Contrary to popular belief, I do not hate pants as a people. |
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11-06-2004 14:32
That's a good start but why stop there?
DOWN WITH PANTIES!!! _____________________
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