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Billybob Goodliffe
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07-28-2006 06:29
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If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade and try and find someone who's life has given them vodka and have a party! From: Corvus Drake I asked God directly, and he says you're a douchebag.  Commander of the Militant Wing of the Salvation Army http://e-pec.info/forum/blog/billybob_goodliffe
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Billybob Goodliffe
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07-28-2006 06:47
Growing Older but Not Up by Jimmy Buffett
By: jimmy buffett
1980
For all those who don't feel as old as they are and never will
I rounded first never thought of the worst
As I studied the shortstop's position
Crack went my leg like the shell of an egg
Someone call a decent physician
I'm no pete rose, I can't pretend
Though my mind is quite flexible, these brittle bones don't bend
Chorus:
I'm growing older but not up
My metabolic rate is pleasantly stuck
Let those winds of time blow over my head
I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead
Sometimes I see me as old manatee
Headin' south as the waters grow colder
Tries to steer clear of the hum-drum so near
It cuts prop scars deep in his shoulder
But that's how it goes (that's how it goes), right to the end
Though his body's quite flexible, that barnacle brain don't bend
Chorus:
I'm growing older but not up
My metabolic rate is pleasantly stuck
Let those winds of time blow over my head
I'd rather die while I'm livin' than live while I'm dead
(instrumental)
Now don't get me wrong
This is not a sad song
Just events that I have happened to witness
And time takes it's toll as we head for the poll
And no one dies from physical fitness
So what the hell, we'll take it right to the end
As the days grow more complicated the nightlife still wins
Chorus:
I'm growing older but not up
My metabolic rate is pleasantly stuck
Let those winds of change blow over my head
I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead
Let those winds of time blow over my head
I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead
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If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade and try and find someone who's life has given them vodka and have a party! From: Corvus Drake I asked God directly, and he says you're a douchebag. Commander of the Militant Wing of the Salvation Army http://e-pec.info/forum/blog/billybob_goodliffe
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Ghoti Nyak
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07-28-2006 06:47
Yikes, Sally... please remove that picture from post #21... totally inappropriate for a PG forum.  -Ghoti
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"Sometimes I believe that this less material life is our truer life, and that our vain presence on the terraqueous globe is itself the secondary or merely virtual phenomenon." ~ H.P. Lovecraft
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PetGirl Bergman
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07-28-2006 07:21
From: Ghoti Nyak   -Ghoti He are so cute - I love him... !!! /Tina - Had a female Beagle as a child.. teenager.. she was something special.. |
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Zuzu Fassbinder
Little Miss No Tomorrow
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07-28-2006 07:28
From: Billybob Goodliffe
and Sally why would you post THAT?
I'm going to bet that was put up by the site she hotlinked to prevent people from hotlinking their site. She won't see the image we do until she clears her cache and refreshes this page. 
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Zuzu Fassbinder
Little Miss No Tomorrow
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07-28-2006 07:29
I don't care if monday's blue
Tuesday's grey and wednesday too
Thursday i don't care about you
It's friday i'm in love
Monday you can fall apart
Tuesday wednesday break my heart
Thursday doesn't even start
It's friday i'm in love
Saturday wait
And sunday always comes too late
But friday never hesitate...
I don't care if monday's black
Tuesday wednesday heart attack
Thursday never looking back
It's friday i'm in love
Monday you can hold your head
Tuesday wednesday stay in bed
Or thursday watch the walls instead
It's friday i'm in love
Saturday wait
And sunday always comes too late
But friday never hesitate...
Dressed up to the eyes
It's a wonderful surprise
To see your shoes and your spirits rise
Throwing out your frown
And just smiling at the sound
And as sleek as a shriek
Spinning round and round
Always take a big bite
It's such a gorgeous sight
To see you eat in the middle of the night
You can never get enough
Enough of this stuff
It's friday
I'm in love
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Billybob Goodliffe
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07-28-2006 07:32
Bang The Drum All Day by Todd Rundgren
I don't want to work
I want to bang on the drum all day
I don't want to play
I just want to bang on the drum all day
Ever since I was a tiny boy
I don't want no candy
I don't need no toy
I took a stick and an old coffee can
I bang on that thing 'til I got
Blisters on my hand because
When I get older they think I'm a fool
The teacher told me I should stay after school
She caught me pounding on the desk with my hands
But my licks was so hot
I made the teacher wanna dance
And that's why
Listen to this
Every day when I get home from work
I feel so frustrated
The boss is a jerk
And I get my sticks and go out to the shed
And I pound on that drum like it was the boss's head
Because
I can bang that drum
Hey, you wanna take a bang at it?
I can do this all day
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If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade and try and find someone who's life has given them vodka and have a party! From: Corvus Drake I asked God directly, and he says you're a douchebag. Commander of the Militant Wing of the Salvation Army http://e-pec.info/forum/blog/billybob_goodliffe
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Zuzu Fassbinder
Little Miss No Tomorrow
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07-28-2006 07:35
From: Billybob Goodliffe Bang The Drum All Day But if you bang a gong you can get it on.
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Billybob Goodliffe
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07-28-2006 07:36
From: Zuzu Fassbinder But if you bang a gong you can get it on. especially on MXC
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If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade and try and find someone who's life has given them vodka and have a party! From: Corvus Drake I asked God directly, and he says you're a douchebag. Commander of the Militant Wing of the Salvation Army http://e-pec.info/forum/blog/billybob_goodliffe
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Sally Rosebud
the girl next door
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07-28-2006 08:15
I have no idea what it was, it was an owl to me! If it was offensive, I apologize! I have taken the image down.
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Billybob Goodliffe
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07-28-2006 08:16
From: Sally Rosebud I have no idea what it was, it was an owl to me! If it was offensive, I apologize! I have taken the image down. you don't want to know what it was
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If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade and try and find someone who's life has given them vodka and have a party! From: Corvus Drake I asked God directly, and he says you're a douchebag. Commander of the Militant Wing of the Salvation Army http://e-pec.info/forum/blog/billybob_goodliffe
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Sally Rosebud
the girl next door
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07-28-2006 08:21
From: Billybob Goodliffe you don't want to know what it was Joy told me in PM, I'm soooooooooooooooooooo sorry guys! The line for spankings starts over there ----------->
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Billybob Goodliffe
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07-28-2006 08:22
From: Sally Rosebud Joy told me in PM, I'm soooooooooooooooooooo sorry guys! The line for spankings starts over there -----------> you didn't drink any of my booze last night did you?
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Joy Honey
Not just another dumass
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07-28-2006 08:23
From: Billybob Goodliffe you didn't drink any of my booze last night did you? I want some of that booze - FOR MY EYES!!!
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Reality continues to ruin my life. - Calvin
You have delighted us long enough. - Jane Austen
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Joy Honey
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07-28-2006 08:25
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Reality continues to ruin my life. - Calvin
You have delighted us long enough. - Jane Austen
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant
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Billybob Goodliffe
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07-28-2006 08:31
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If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade and try and find someone who's life has given them vodka and have a party! From: Corvus Drake I asked God directly, and he says you're a douchebag. Commander of the Militant Wing of the Salvation Army http://e-pec.info/forum/blog/billybob_goodliffe
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Joy Honey
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07-28-2006 08:36
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Reality continues to ruin my life. - Calvin
You have delighted us long enough. - Jane Austen
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant
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Sally Rosebud
the girl next door
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07-28-2006 09:07
From: Billybob Goodliffe you didn't drink any of my booze last night did you? I think I might have!
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Maeve Morgan
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07-28-2006 09:40
Don't forget to eat with all the booze!
JIMMY BUFFETT "Cheeseburger In Paradise"
Tried to amend my carnivorous habits.
Made it nearly seventy days,
Losin' weight without speed, eatin' sunflower seeds,
Drinkin' lots of carrot juice and soakin' up rays.
But at night I'd have these wonderful dreams
Some kind of sensuous treat.
Not zucchini, fettuccini, or bulgur wheat,
But a big warm bun and a huge hunk of meat.
Cheeseburger is paradise.
Heaven on earth with an onion slice.
Not too particular, not too precise.
I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise.
I like mine with lettuce and tomato,
Heinz Fifty-seven and French fried potatoes.
Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer.
Well, good God Almighty, which way do I steer
For my cheeseburger in paradise.
Heard about the old time sailor men,
They eat the same thing again and again;
Warm beer and bread they say could raise the dead.
Well, it reminds me of the menu at a Holiday Inn.
But times have changed for sailors these days.
When I'm in port I get what I need;
Not just Havanas or banana or daiquiris,
But that American creation on which I feed!
Cheeseburger is paradise medium rare with mustard'd be nice
Not too particular, not too precise
I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise.
I like mine with lettuce and tomato
Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes
Big kosher pickle and a cold draught beer
Well, good god Almighty which way do I steer
For a cheeseburger in paradise
Makin' the best of every virtue and vice.
Worth every damn bit of sacrifice
To get a cheeseburger in paradise;
To be a cheeseburger in paradise.
I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise.
Damn I miss Margaritaville, if I wasn't afraid of getting sued, I'd probably open it again.
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