Have you bronzed your poop?
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Cindy Claveau
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09-01-2006 08:27
And can Tom Cruise possibly get any whackier? There's even a picture! "Tomkitten's" 'first poop' goes on display in New YorkFrom: someone
NEW YORK (AFP) - Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have yet to show their baby daughter off in public, but eager fans were given an unusual preview with the chance to see a bronze cast depicting her first solid stool.
The scatological sculpture -- more doodoo than Dada -- is purportedly cast from 19-week old Suri's first bowel movement and will be shown at the Capla Kesting gallery in Brooklyn, New York, before being auctioned off for charity.
The artist behind the work, Daniel Edwards, previously courted controversy with a life-size nude sculpture of pop star Britney Spears giving birth on a bearskin rug. That work was shown at the same gallery in April.
"A bronzed cast of baby's first poop can be a meaningful memento for the family," gallery director David Kesting said, adding that he hoped the work would attract bids of up to 25 or 30,000 dollars.
The sculpture, which sits on a wooden mounting with a glass casing, is to be sold on eBay next month with proceeds from the sale going to infant health charity March Of Dimes.
As of Wednesday it had attracted a top bid of 41 dollars.
"Mission: Impossible" star Cruise and Holmes announced Suri's birth in April. The entertainment press, which dubbed the pair "TomKat," has shown a seemingly insatiable appetite for news of the pair and their "TomKitten."
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Billybob Goodliffe
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09-01-2006 08:28
I guess he thinks his shit don't stink! (bad pun, I know)
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09-01-2006 09:02
OMG Cindy.....he is just nuts!!! Whatever happened to the hottie in Top Gun, back when he was normal?!?!?
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09-01-2006 09:06
From: Tatiana Sims OMG Cindy.....he is just nuts!!! Whatever happened to the hottie in Top Gun, back when he was normal?!?!? He was still full of himself back then, but he didn't have so many sycophants telling him he was God's Gift to Oprah. He's still loony, but now he thinks he has a license  |
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09-01-2006 09:09
From: Cindy Claveau He was still full of himself back then, but he didn't have so many sycophants telling him he was God's Gift to Oprah. He's still loony, but now he thinks he has a license Haha, so very true! I mean, WHAT was he thinking?!?! Bronzed Poo??? What happened to bronzing the first shoes??
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09-01-2006 09:24
From: Tatiana Sims OMG Cindy.....he is just nuts!!! Whatever happened to the hottie in Top Gun, back when he was normal?!?!? He got Scientology. Personally, I suspect that he's probably going to be moving in with Micheal Jackson pretty soon. |
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Circe Timtam
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09-01-2006 09:26
that is not the first poo of a newborn...can we sue him for fraud?
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Ghoti Nyak
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09-01-2006 09:28
I hear the bronze the first one to keep the body thetans trapped.
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Siobhan OFlynn
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09-01-2006 09:59
From: Circe Timtam that is not the first poo of a newborn...can we sue him for fraud? As a former Neonatal Intensive Care unit RN and mother, I can say with 100% certainty that that is not the first bowel movement of a newborn infant. If you must know, the first stool a newborn passes is called meconium and it is thick, greenish black and not at all formed (unless they pass a very small "plug" first and even that would not look like what that sculpture depicted). It's comprised of cellular debris, old blood cells, swallowed hair and amniotic fluid and bile among other things.
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09-01-2006 10:24
From: Siobhan OFlynn As a former Neonatal Intensive Care unit RN and mother, I can say with 100% certainty that that is not the first bowel movement of a newborn infant.
If you must know, the first stool a newborn passes is called meconium and it is thick, greenish black and not at all formed (unless they pass a very small "plug" first and even that would not look like what that sculpture depicted). It's comprised of cellular debris, old blood cells, swallowed hair and amniotic fluid and bile among other things. Thanks for medical info....  The article claims the bronzed TomKitten scat is a casting of a stool from week 19.... not meconium.... So the qualification seems to be that it's the first "solid" movement from the child.... ick..... =B-) |
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Joy Honey
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09-01-2006 10:58
One thing's for certain - that baby is NOT breastfed.
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09-01-2006 11:02
From: Joy Honey One thing's for certain - that baby is NOT breastfed. why not, its got the worlds largest boobs for parents!
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Joy Honey
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09-01-2006 11:04
From: Billybob Goodliffe why not, its got the worlds largest boobs for parents!  You've never seen breastfed baby poop, have you?
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09-01-2006 11:05
From: Joy Honey You've never seen breastfed baby poop, have you? not in 16 years
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09-01-2006 11:07
Tom Cruise has seriously lost it. He needs to check into some mental institution *now* before it is too late.
Beyond that, I'll die happy if I never have to see his mug in a movie again.
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Cindy Claveau
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09-01-2006 11:12
From: Circe Timtam that is not the first poo of a newborn...can we sue him for fraud? I knew I'd seen that texture before! |
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Joy Honey
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09-01-2006 11:15
omg I only scanned the first few lines of that article... THEY ARE AUCTIONING IT OFF? Who's crazier, Tom for bronzing it or the winning bidder?
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09-01-2006 11:23
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09-01-2006 12:14
The closet that he's in has starved his brain of oxygen. And before you silly girls say anything Oscar Wilde married and had two sons.
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09-01-2006 12:28
From: Ewan Took The closet that he's in has starved his brain of oxygen. And before you silly girls say anything Oscar Wilde married and had two sons.
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09-01-2006 12:28
From: Juro Kothari
Let's not forget Rock Hudson.
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09-01-2006 14:04
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Have you bronzed your poop?
09-01-2006 19:06
No, I had mine done in pewter.
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09-01-2006 21:25
What will Tom have done to him when he dies, will he be taken to a taxidermist?
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09-01-2006 23:29
Moved to "New Products".
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