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Uma Bauhaus
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08-22-2006 23:50


Time for the Third-Annual Kendra Bancroft Memorial You-Add-the-Caption Contest. Add the words to make the funny! :)
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Listle Huskerdu
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Posts: 127
08-23-2006 00:26
From: Uma Bauhaus


Time for the Third-Annual Kendra Bancroft Memorial You-Add-the-Caption Contest. Add the words to make the funny! :)


"MUMMY..... HELP..... If this is our leadership, I wanna be peter pan!"
Flavian Molinari
Broadly Offensive Content
Join date: 1 Aug 2004
Posts: 662
08-23-2006 01:06
On behalf of a grateful country, I thank you for the sacrifice, oops... I mean "gift" of your first born child.
Corvus Drake
Bedroom Spelunker
Join date: 12 Feb 2006
Posts: 1,456
08-23-2006 05:45
From: someone




Today, President George W. Bush announced that the draft enrollment minimum would be lowered from 18 years of age to 18 months. This picture taken only seconds after PFC Chester "Cutie-Pie" Simms (center) was reportedly stripped of his lollipop and issued his MP-5. Pres. Bush could not be reached for comment, as he had "found a lollipop" and could not be disturbed.
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Billybob Goodliffe
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Join date: 22 Dec 2005
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08-23-2006 05:47
From: Uma Bauhaus


MOMMY!!! You said he was a boob but there's no milk!
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From: Corvus Drake
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Richie Waves
Predictable
Join date: 29 Jun 2005
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08-23-2006 05:50
"babies are like cats, they detect evil"
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Kendra Bancroft
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Join date: 17 Jun 2004
Posts: 5,813
08-23-2006 06:25
From: Uma Bauhaus



WAKE THE FUCK UP, PEOPLE!!!!! CAN"T YOU SEE HE"S A FUCKING MORON!!!!!!!
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Billybob Goodliffe
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Join date: 22 Dec 2005
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08-23-2006 06:27
From: Kendra Bancroft
WAKE THE FUCK UP, PEOPLE!!!!! CAN"T YOU SEE HE"S A FUCKING MORON!!!!!!!

thats a little advanced for an infant don't ya think? Kids don't start cussing till they are at least 3 geez!
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From: Corvus Drake
I asked God directly, and he says you're a douchebag.



Commander of the Militant Wing of the Salvation Army

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Kendra Bancroft
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Join date: 17 Jun 2004
Posts: 5,813
08-23-2006 06:27
From: Corvus Drake
PFC Chester "Cutie-Pie" Simms .



rofl
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Jack Harker
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08-23-2006 07:06
Bad Touch! Bad Touch!


My 500th post, go me. Pity I'll never make it to 1000.
Magnum Serpentine
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08-23-2006 07:11
From: Uma Bauhaus


Time for the Third-Annual Kendra Bancroft Memorial You-Add-the-Caption Contest. Add the words to make the funny! :)



Little Baby "I know when its a Terrorist holding me, get me out of here!!!"
Zuzu Fassbinder
Little Miss No Tomorrow
Join date: 17 Sep 2004
Posts: 2,048
08-23-2006 08:37
From: Uma Bauhaus



George: Don't worry little boy, there will still be more countries to invade when you're old enough.
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I don't want no commies in my car. No Christians either.
Cliffy Palmerstone
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Join date: 15 Sep 2004
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08-23-2006 08:44
GB: Finally, someone who speaks my language.
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How do I make a signature?
Jason Foo
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08-23-2006 08:53
First of all, this is not the place for a thread like this. Second of all, you all need to get a damn life and grow up. otherwise go back to the teen grid.

Please move this thread to the posts by idiots forum.
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Uma Bauhaus
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Join date: 18 Aug 2004
Posts: 636
08-23-2006 08:55
From: Jason Foo
First of all, this is not the place for a thread like this. Second of all, you all need to get a damn life and grow up. otherwise go back to the teen grid.

Please move this thread to the posts by idiots forum.
Oooh. That's the best caption yet! :D
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Coyote Momiji
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08-23-2006 09:12
From: Jason Foo
First of all, this is not the place for a thread like this. Second of all, you all need to get a damn life and grow up. otherwise go back to the teen grid.

Please move this thread to the posts by idiots forum.


Fuck, how do I top that one?
Finning Widget
No Ravens in my Mailbox
Join date: 27 Feb 2006
Posts: 591
08-23-2006 09:13
"Hamdan v. Rumsfeld!!"

or

"Geneva Convention Common Article 3!!"
Savi Sieyes
Registered User
Join date: 20 Aug 2005
Posts: 31
08-23-2006 09:26
From: Jason Foo
First of all, this is not the place for a thread like this. Second of all, you all need to get a damn life and grow up. otherwise go back to the teen grid.

Please move this thread to the posts by idiots forum.


You're right! It could have stayed right here until you posted sheeesh.
Kendra Bancroft
Rhine Maiden
Join date: 17 Jun 2004
Posts: 5,813
08-23-2006 09:38
From: Jason Foo
First of all, this is not the place for a thread like this. Second of all, you all need to get a damn life and grow up. otherwise go back to the teen grid.

Please move this thread to the posts by idiots forum.



Girls don't like you much. Do they?
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Flavian Molinari
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Join date: 1 Aug 2004
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08-23-2006 09:49
From: Jason Foo
First of all, this is not the place for a thread like this. Second of all, you all need to get a damn life and grow up. otherwise go back to the teen grid.

Please move this thread to the posts by idiots forum.



I love this caption. Are babies allowed on the Teen grid?
Nyoko Salome
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Join date: 18 Jul 2005
Posts: 1,378
08-23-2006 09:54
September 12, 2001-December 11, 2001:

We know from Richard Clarke's testimony and other sources that administration officials, including Bush himself, started asking the counterterrorism chief to find an Iraqi link to 9-11 from the day following the attacks. On December 11, 2001--- right around the time bin Laden began his escape, possibly the very day---Vice President Dick Cheney told FOX News, "If I were Saddam Hussein, I'd be thinking very carefully about the future, and I'd be looking very closely to see what happened to the Taliban in Afghanistan."

October 28-November 10, 2002:

Bush's comments about Saddam Hussein, each from a different speech:
"This is a person who has had contacts with al Qaeda."
"He's got connections with al Qaeda."
"This is a guy who has had connections with these shadowy terrorist networks."
"We know he's got ties with al Qaeda."
"We know that he's had connections with al Qaeda."
"He's had connections with shadowy terrorist networks like al Qaeda."
"We know that he has had contacts with terrorist networks like al Qaeda."
"This is a man who has had contacts with al Qaeda."
"This is a man who has had al Qaeda connections."
"He's had contacts with al Qaeda."
"This is a man who has got connections with al Qaeda."

December 17, 2003:

[T]he administration's attempts to tie Saddam to the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11...worked so well that nearly 70 percent of Americans believed Saddam was "personally involved" in the attacks.


March 19, 2003:

U.S. President George W. Bush sent Congress a formal justification for invading Iraq Wednesday, citing the attacks on the U.S. on Sept. 11, 2001.

September 16, 2003:


Vice President Dick Cheney, anxious to defend the White House foreign policy amid ongoing violence in Iraq, stunned intelligence analysts and even members of his own administration this week by failing to dismiss a widely discredited claim: that Saddam Hussein might have played a role in the Sept. 11 attacks.

June 18, 2004:

President Bush yesterday defended his assertions that there was a relationship between Saddam Hussein's Iraq and Osama bin Laden's al Qaeda, putting him at odds with this week's finding of the bipartisan Sept. 11 commission. "The reason I keep insisting that there was a relationship between Iraq and Saddam and al Qaeda [is] because there was a relationship between Iraq and al Qaeda."

August 21, 2006:

Q What did Iraq have to do with that?
THE PRESIDENT: What did Iraq have to do with what?
Q The attack on the World Trade Center.

THE PRESIDENT: Nothing!! [...] Nobody has ever suggested that the attacks of September the 11th were ordered by Iraq.

- http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2006/8/23/73715/4782
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Billybob Goodliffe
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Join date: 22 Dec 2005
Posts: 4,036
08-23-2006 09:57
From: Nyoko Salome
September 12, 2001-December 11, 2001:

We know from Richard Clarke's testimony and other sources that administration officials, including Bush himself, started asking the counterterrorism chief to find an Iraqi link to 9-11 from the day following the attacks. On December 11, 2001--- right around the time bin Laden began his escape, possibly the very day---Vice President Dick Cheney told FOX News, "If I were Saddam Hussein, I'd be thinking very carefully about the future, and I'd be looking very closely to see what happened to the Taliban in Afghanistan."

October 28-November 10, 2002:

Bush's comments about Saddam Hussein, each from a different speech:
"This is a person who has had contacts with al Qaeda."
"He's got connections with al Qaeda."
"This is a guy who has had connections with these shadowy terrorist networks."
"We know he's got ties with al Qaeda."
"We know that he's had connections with al Qaeda."
"He's had connections with shadowy terrorist networks like al Qaeda."
"We know that he has had contacts with terrorist networks like al Qaeda."
"This is a man who has had contacts with al Qaeda."
"This is a man who has had al Qaeda connections."
"He's had contacts with al Qaeda."
"This is a man who has got connections with al Qaeda."

December 17, 2003:

[T]he administration's attempts to tie Saddam to the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11...worked so well that nearly 70 percent of Americans believed Saddam was "personally involved" in the attacks.


March 19, 2003:

U.S. President George W. Bush sent Congress a formal justification for invading Iraq Wednesday, citing the attacks on the U.S. on Sept. 11, 2001.

September 16, 2003:


Vice President Dick Cheney, anxious to defend the White House foreign policy amid ongoing violence in Iraq, stunned intelligence analysts and even members of his own administration this week by failing to dismiss a widely discredited claim: that Saddam Hussein might have played a role in the Sept. 11 attacks.

June 18, 2004:

President Bush yesterday defended his assertions that there was a relationship between Saddam Hussein's Iraq and Osama bin Laden's al Qaeda, putting him at odds with this week's finding of the bipartisan Sept. 11 commission. "The reason I keep insisting that there was a relationship between Iraq and Saddam and al Qaeda [is] because there was a relationship between Iraq and al Qaeda."

August 21, 2006:

Q What did Iraq have to do with that?
THE PRESIDENT: What did Iraq have to do with what?
Q The attack on the World Trade Center.

THE PRESIDENT: Nothing!! [...] Nobody has ever suggested that the attacks of September the 11th were ordered by Iraq.

- http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2006/8/23/73715/4782

:rolleyes: great caption
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If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade and try and find someone who's life has given them vodka and have a party!

From: Corvus Drake
I asked God directly, and he says you're a douchebag.



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Billybob Goodliffe
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08-23-2006 10:18
From: Jason Foo
First of all, this is not the place for a thread like this. Second of all, you all need to get a damn life and grow up. otherwise go back to the teen grid.

Please move this thread to the posts by idiots forum.

hmm why don't you AR her for posting your RL picture?
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If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade and try and find someone who's life has given them vodka and have a party!

From: Corvus Drake
I asked God directly, and he says you're a douchebag.



Commander of the Militant Wing of the Salvation Army

http://e-pec.info/forum/blog/billybob_goodliffe
Jopsy Pendragon
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Join date: 15 Jan 2004
Posts: 1,906
08-23-2006 10:32
From: Uma Bauhaus



"Allow me to introduce the new President of Iraq. (Hey Don, I think our Regime change needs a diaper change...)"
Richie Waves
Predictable
Join date: 29 Jun 2005
Posts: 1,424
08-23-2006 13:08
From: Jason Foo
First of all, this is not the place for a thread like this. Second of all, you all need to get a damn life and grow up. otherwise go back to the teen grid.

Please move this thread to the posts by idiots forum.




never seen an idiots forum.. were is it lad.. Im guessing you know were that is o.O
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